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posted on 28/3/20

"drink and recreational drugs aside"

Maybe some breathing and food very little mate?

posted on 28/3/20

comment by Fan Gillhaus 1903 (U3339)
posted 6 minutes ago
Am away to take a shiete then go to work
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Where are you taking it?

posted on 28/3/20

"drink and recreational drugs aside"

Lockdowns a canter with the above

Its either that or yoga and listening to Whale music.

Tough call..

posted on 28/3/20

comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 3 minutes ago
"drink and recreational drugs aside"

Maybe some breathing and food very little mate?
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Sometimes I wish I still puffed mate, but it turns me into a total sloth. Smoke on brother!

posted on 28/3/20

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
"drink and recreational drugs aside"

Lockdowns a canter with the above

Its either that or yoga and listening to Whale music.

Tough call..
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Yeah, my wife’s not much of a singer either.

posted on 28/3/20

Sativa strains will have you up and running about mad Zico,downside is you would need to grow your own,the dealers tend to stay away from these strains due to their long flowering times

posted on 28/3/20

Sometimes I wish I still puffed
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Hi there.

posted on 28/3/20

Zico

Joking aside I've got the dugs tae walk and with the restrictions it's tough atm, they want off the leashes and it's no possible, that and their farting is making our eyes water

posted on 28/3/20

Pointy

posted on 28/3/20

comment by Zico 😎 (U21900)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Fan Gillhaus 1903 (U3339)
posted 6 minutes ago
Am away to take a shiete then go to work
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Where are you taking it?
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In the living room cba moving

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 28/3/20

comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titties (U14017)
posted 2 hours, 33 minutes ago
Up from 6am, can't ffing settle, rustled up some scones and made sticky toffee pudding for herself, gonna dig new flower beds, pointless task as nowhere open to buy plants I think. Go for a long walk and then get full 👍
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The supermarkets will sell the plants. Whilst at the same time playing over their tannoy every 30 seconds ‘please only buy essential items’

Did a bit of shopping. Tesco taken the social distancing to extreme. There was pasta on the shelves though I didn’t need it. Few bog rolls anaw. It’s all to fck as to what they might or might not have in stock but there’s enough, I suppose?

With everyone at home I’m getting fed up cooking twice a day.

Went up the hills. Fooking busy. Met about 8 people.

Dug a drainage ditch. Gonna have a snooze then cement some posts for another wee garden project. Try and persuade someone else to cook. Have a long bath, maybe a beverage. Flake out.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 28/3/20

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 1 hour, 33 minutes ago
Neighbours just rushed to hospital
Put on one of these new Dyson ventilators and now is picking up nicely
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Sucking the life right out him?

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 28/3/20

comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 49 minutes ago
I’m decking my sons back gardenme and him
I’m not allowed in the house ffs it’s Baltic
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Nothing to do with corona, she just can’t stand you

I trust the mad ginger was ‘helping’?

posted on 28/3/20

Right approaching beer o’clock

Better behave tonight

So pashed last night I couldn’t find my way home from my living room

posted on 28/3/20

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 22 seconds ago
Right approaching beer o’clock

Better behave tonight

So pashed last night I couldn’t find my way home from my living room
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Did you phone a taxi?

Mate moved out of his mum's and after we had a house party in his new place, he was drunk and rang a cab to his mums.

His best mate was earning extra cash in cabs and so he turned to to taxi him, drove him round a few streets, and back to his new house, then charged him a fiver LMAO.

True story.

posted on 28/3/20

Zico.

Am going mad already in lock down, but my car, bike and garden have never looked cleaner or tidier.

Stay safe and sane, man.

posted on 28/3/20

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 3 hours, 2 minutes ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 1 hour, 33 minutes ago
Neighbours just rushed to hospital
Put on one of these new Dyson ventilators and now is picking up nicely
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Sucking the life right out him?
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I have an old Hoover for sale.

Its just gathering dust.

posted on 28/3/20

comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 2 minutes ago
Zico.

Am going mad already in lock down, but my car, bike and garden have never looked cleaner or tidier.

Stay safe and sane, man.
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TBBAB, we're all in the same boat bud, it could be much worse, stay safe brother.

posted on 28/3/20

There are no excuses for those people who have all this freed up time to get themselves in better shape.
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All those games you bought and never completed, do it now. That guitar you bought to learn to play and has been gathering dust in the attic, do it now. Guys, we’ll never have this much time to indulge ourselves.

posted on 28/3/20

comment by Dalriada Gael -Tree Trees (U4356)
posted 24 minutes ago
There are no excuses for those people who have all this freed up time to get themselves in better shape.
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All those games you bought and never completed, do it now. That guitar you bought to learn to play and has been gathering dust in the attic, do it now. Guys, we’ll never have this much time to indulge ourselves.
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Aye, and right arms like Popeye after this.

posted on 28/3/20

comment by Zico 😎 (U21900)
posted 38 minutes ago
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 2 minutes ago
Zico.

Am going mad already in lock down, but my car, bike and garden have never looked cleaner or tidier.

Stay safe and sane, man.
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TBBAB, we're all in the same boat bud, it could be much worse, stay safe brother.
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U2.🎎

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 28/3/20

Just out the bath. Started on my fav scotch tonight. Ordered her to make dinner. Feet up on the deck with the IR heaters on and a wee bag of mini cheddars.

posted on 28/3/20

Trying to find parrot food local,what a mission! Ant and Dec after and a few jds.

posted on 28/3/20

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 42 minutes ago
Trying to find parrot food local,what a mission!
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You can make your own if you have enough cuttlefish.

Stop being so lazy!

posted on 28/3/20

Yoink

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