Morning and that

Morning has broken

Broken? .. no Leeds won ! It’s all coming home... again 😂

I want Leeds, forest and brentford to come up. West brom annoy me greatly for no real reason in particular.

Have a soft spot for forest, want them to go up!

Can’t stand Brentford though, a lot on our board think they’re Real Madrid! I’d love it if they totally slumped now, love it

Another day where football spoils a good day

Bored in the departure lounge. Let's have some flying related puns.

A buzzard turns up at the airport with two dead animals. The staff member at check in says, “Sorry, only one carrion per passenger”

What time is departure?

16.45 Just at the gate now. I shall spend the flight thinking of more plane puns

Two wrongs don’t make a right. But two Wrights can make a plane.

Paul McCartney bought Heather Mills a plane for her birthday

She used Immac on the other leg

A man I’d never met before said to me the other day “why is there such a large police presence round here?”

I said “Stranger, things have happened”

What is Jimmy Saville's favourite poultry dish?

Chilled Wren.

https://youtu.be/ZzTs1sd35LI

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 5 hours, 14 minutes ago
Two wrongs don’t make a right. But two Wrights can make a plane.
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comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted about 5 hours ago
Paul McCartney bought Heather Mills a plane for her birthday

She used Immac on the other leg
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comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted about an hour ago
A man I’d never met before said to me the other day “why is there such a large police presence round here?”

I said “Stranger, things have happened”
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comment by Benjamin Kallman (U1734)
posted about an hour ago
What is Jimmy Saville's favourite poultry dish?

Chilled Wren.
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Excellent work everyone. Couldn't think of a pun on the plane so I'm just going to have to wing it

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
Excellent work everyone. Couldn't think of a pun on the plane so I'm just going to have to wing it
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Aisle do the same

comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
Excellent work everyone. Couldn't think of a pun on the plane so I'm just going to have to wing it
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Aisle do the same
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Inanely relaxed dog

https://ibb.co/9hgVQk4

Morning