That's the spirit!

No way gonna get into a punfest wi you.

Or anyone else on this thread for that matter.

You'd like Magnum from the Celtic pages he's quick as well.

A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here.

Hi TMQ

Kitty

How's you?

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 5 minutes ago



No way gonna get into a punfest wi you.

Or anyone else on this thread for that matter.

You'd like Magnum from the Celtic pages he's quick as well.


----------------------------------------------------------------------

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 6 minutes ago
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Knew you'd say something like this. I saw right through you

All good here thanks Nothing exciting happening at the moment though. You?

And ..........................................

They're off

All good Kitty.

Starting to get green lights for taking youth outward bound again.

Like everything else tho in a totally different approach.

So happy about that - yet another wee step towards normality.

I'm stiff about the joints more than usual after lockdown.

Can still carry a pack and do a hill tho.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 6 minutes ago
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Knew you'd say something like this. I saw right through you
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Whereas I didn’t ex spectre to

See what I mean?




This thread will be hitting 4k before too long.

comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 6 minutes ago
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Knew you'd say something like this. I saw right through you
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Whereas I didn’t ex spectre to
----------------------------------------------------------------------
She's very transparent sometimes

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 6 minutes ago
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Knew you'd say something like this. I saw right through you
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Whereas I didn’t ex spectre to
----------------------------------------------------------------------
She's very transparent sometimes
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Whoooooo is?

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 2 minutes ago

See what I mean?




This thread will be hitting 4k before too long.


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just shows how good we are at inane chit-chat

Underused word is inane.

Good to see it getting an outing.

comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 6 minutes ago
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Knew you'd say something like this. I saw right through you
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Whereas I didn’t ex spectre to
----------------------------------------------------------------------
She's very transparent sometimes
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Whoooooo is?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Kitty the friendly host

Kitty has seen right through you pun.

More opaque than transparent.

Welcoming host regardless o that.

comment by Igor la cloche de plongée et le papillion (U22200)
posted 2 minutes ago
Kitty has seen right through you pun.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Of corpse she did

I can see you Igor.

More than I did earlier in the week

Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid. I was petrified.

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 1 minute ago
Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Go on kit

How do you get rid of your average ghost?
Contact a medium

Why did the police officer set the ghost free?
He couldn’t pin anything on him.