Hiya. What are you up to today? I have to do 2 years' worth of work in 4 days again.
You can do it, unless you have lost all your strength through having your hair cut.
It is not manual labour lol
Bored and only a wee bit inane
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She watches amazed as he takes off his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens.
"That's so clever!" the woman exclaims. "How did you do that?"
"Easy," replied the soldier, "These are my khakis."
You need to make it clear that the people in the story are from a part of the country where English is spoken incorrectly.
Matched with a famous Olympian on a dating app. Talking to her pretending I don't know who she is. Best approach
Do I need to buy a new dress? . . . .
He's still carrying a torch for you Kit
comment by Benjamin Kallman (U1734)
posted 2 minutes ago
Can you guess who it is?
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Are you Rolf Harris?
Can you not appreciate my amazing pun first?
Got it, it's Caster Semenya
All wrong. Might not be so famous in England
Have I been anywhere near the correct sport?
I picked you some eligible women, all Scottish, about the right age, attractive . . .
Hi Everyone Daily Inane Chit Chat !!
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posted on 16/7/20
Hiya. What are you up to today? I have to do 2 years' worth of work in 4 days again.
posted on 16/7/20
You can do it, unless you have lost all your strength through having your hair cut.
posted on 16/7/20
It is not manual labour lol
posted on 16/7/20
mental strength.
posted on 16/7/20
Bored and only a wee bit inane
posted on 16/7/20
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She watches amazed as he takes off his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens.
"That's so clever!" the woman exclaims. "How did you do that?"
"Easy," replied the soldier, "These are my khakis."
posted on 16/7/20
You need to make it clear that the people in the story are from a part of the country where English is spoken incorrectly.
posted on 16/7/20
So Scotland then?
posted on 16/7/20
Matched with a famous Olympian on a dating app. Talking to her pretending I don't know who she is. Best approach
posted on 16/7/20
Do I need to buy a new dress? . . . .
posted on 16/7/20
He's still carrying a torch for you Kit
posted on 16/7/20
Can you guess who it is?
posted on 16/7/20
Laura Muir
posted on 16/7/20
comment by Benjamin Kallman (U1734)
posted 2 minutes ago
Can you guess who it is?
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Are you Rolf Harris?
posted on 16/7/20
Fatima Whitbread?
posted on 16/7/20
Can you not appreciate my amazing pun first?
posted on 16/7/20
Excellent pun, Pun
posted on 16/7/20
Better!!!!!!!!
posted on 16/7/20
Susan Egelstaff
posted on 16/7/20
Got it, it's Caster Semenya
posted on 16/7/20
Eilish McColgan
posted on 16/7/20
All wrong. Might not be so famous in England
posted on 16/7/20
Karen Bennett
posted on 16/7/20
Have I been anywhere near the correct sport?
posted on 16/7/20
I picked you some eligible women, all Scottish, about the right age, attractive . . .
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