Credit where it's due.

Yeah they’re a good FA cup side are Arsenal

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 30 minutes ago
Arsenal have won 8 FA Cups since we beat Sheffield Wednesday in 1993. Doesn't seem that long ago. How time flies.
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You are very lucky to support a team that is so successful

Never too late to change allegiances, Kitten. there's a half decent team from the same city as your current club

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 30 minutes ago
Arsenal have won 8 FA Cups since we beat Sheffield Wednesday in 1993. Doesn't seem that long ago. How time flies.
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You are very lucky to support a team that is so successful
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I also support Dartford though, and those stupid baastards can't even get a penalty on target never mind score 1 out of 3.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
Never too late to change allegiances, Kitten. there's a half decent team from the same city as your current club
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Pun.

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 30 minutes ago
Arsenal have won 8 FA Cups since we beat Sheffield Wednesday in 1993. Doesn't seem that long ago. How time flies.
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You are very lucky to support a team that is so successful
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I also support Dartford though, and those stupid baastards can't even get a penalty on target never mind score 1 out of 3.
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comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 34 seconds ago
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 30 minutes ago
Arsenal have won 8 FA Cups since we beat Sheffield Wednesday in 1993. Doesn't seem that long ago. How time flies.
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You are very lucky to support a team that is so successful
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I also support Dartford though, and those stupid baastards can't even get a penalty on target never mind score 1 out of 3.
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Yeah but that was hilarious

The End. ?

I'm reading a horror story in braille.

Something bad is going to happen.I can feel it.

Ahh yeah I felt about that in the Daily Braille the other day.

Wow didn't see that coming

My car broke down so I lifted the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.

The bat said "Hello. You're a handsome fellow and very nicely dressed too".

I thought I can see the problem now. I’ve got a bat flattery.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
My car broke down so I lifted the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.

The bat said "Hello. You're a handsome fellow and very nicely dressed too".

I thought I can see the problem now. I’ve got a bat flattery.
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He must be blind as himself if he said that

comment by Benjamin Kallman (U1734)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
My car broke down so I lifted the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.

The bat said "Hello. You're a handsome fellow and very nicely dressed too".

I thought I can see the problem now. I’ve got a bat flattery.
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He must be blind as himself if he said that
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I think he was just hanging around

Does everyone here know how to spot a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Shout out to the people who don't know what the opposite of 'in' is

Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy.

Tried to get some puns about endangered species, but they were hard to find.

Why is Henry’s wife covered in tooth marks? Because he’s Tudor.

I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.

Pun has it come home yet or what mate?

Just like that Egyptian guy I killed the other day, I'm in DeNile.

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 16 hours, 48 minutes ago
The End. ?
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I think so

I got it out of my system now