Why do I have to play the bye week when United are playing at home against weak opposition

Fear… yes, I smell fear…
I am going to crush you Pun!!
CR7 is here, we gonna run riot!!!

You don't have him though....

It’s not like he’s gonna set himself up and score every goal. CR7 poses a very problematic issue for defences.
People saying Bruno won’t be effective, ha! I believe he’ll be even more effective as teams struggle with the big decision into whether to guard CR7 or not….

Well if you think Bruno will be more effective that's bad news for you seeing as he's on my team

Yeh .. er what?… Dammit!!
Yeh, no, tomorrow he’s gonna have a stinker.
Won’t take any Pens, which we will get one, cos we ain’t had one yet. No free kicks. So yeh, and I have everybody else.

You literally do have everyone else

What are the odds that CR7 will be allowed to take our obligatory pen

Big weekend for Joelinton!

Anything less than a hat trick and he’ll be transfer listed

comment by Pun - Broker of 606 Peace (U21588)
posted 5 minutes ago
You literally do have everyone else

What are the odds that CR7 will be allowed to take our obligatory pen
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Put your mortgage on it!

comment by e===8lliott #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
posted 5 minutes ago
Big weekend for Joelinton!

Anything less than a hat trick and he’ll be transfer listed
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comment by e===8lliott #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
posted 48 minutes ago
Big weekend for Joelinton!

Anything less than a hat trick and he’ll be transfer listed
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Tough game for him against a team full of Category 1 world class players!

What category is Joey boy in?

He's not English so he's not world class.

Shouldn’t there then be a category 4 for foreigners?

A brexit category perhaps?

Hey, I don't make the rules.

Culer does.

I’ve just asked his approval for a 4th tier

No need to for the 4th tier.

Joelinton falls in as a category 3 world class player with Fred

I should have added the caveat that all United players are world class regardless of nationality.

comment by Pun - Broker of 606 Peace (U21588)
posted 30 seconds ago
I should have added the caveat that all United players are world class regardless of nationality.
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Do you have the power to authorise that?

Guys there will be no Tier 4 category for WC players.

Sorry.

OH FFS

comment by Culér (U9489)
posted 15 minutes ago
Guys there will be no Tier 4 category for WC players.

Sorry.
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String you know what do

Yes! Right.... I hereby...er, what do you want me to do?

Get rid of that douche

comment by Happy Pranks 2021 FF JA LFC Champion (U22336)
posted 25 minutes ago
Get rid of that douche
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Man, throw me a friggin bone here… I’m in a league with at least 7 of them!!