Sal used too work in a bank but git fired.
An old lady came in n asled if he cud check her balance.
So he pushed her over.
Dont know y Sal wanted too work at a bank.
He sucks at math.
If he got 50 cents for every test he faled at school, he wud have $6.30 by now
Sal has had so many jobs.
He was a witch for a spell
He applied 4 a job in Australia but he didnt have the koalafications
he tried being a electrician
but he was shocking
he lost his job as a psychic
he didnt see that coming
he got fired from a dodgy computer data retrieval job
he cudn't hack it
he had too turn down job at the local Dairy Queen
he couldnt do Sundays
he worled 4 Coca Cola in the can recycle factory 4 a while but quit as it was soda-pressing
he tried being an emissions tester at the DMV
but it was 2 exhausting
he always wanted 2b a deep see diver
but he cannot handle the pressure
his latest job was a circumcision technician at the hospital
but he got the sack
he just applied 4 a job as a elevator technician
he want too go up in the world
My first official Punner Of The Day award goes to:
4za!!
Hard to get a word in edge ways, hardly a shock.
Just need to be quicker with it, grandad
Grandad age bro, youngest daughter still 9, #hardasfeck
My old man's a grandad and his youngest daughter is 8. Nothing wrong with that
So you've a step sister who's 8, do you mind me asking what's the age difference between your dad and her mum is?
Yeah I have three half sisters, 8,10 and 11.
About eight years ago difference between dad and her mum
I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day I exercise by going for a walk down the street. I tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I like/love them.
Believe me, it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.
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posted on 23/1/21
Sal used too work in a bank but git fired.
An old lady came in n asled if he cud check her balance.
So he pushed her over.
posted on 23/1/21
Dont know y Sal wanted too work at a bank.
He sucks at math.
If he got 50 cents for every test he faled at school, he wud have $6.30 by now
posted on 23/1/21
Sal has had so many jobs.
He was a witch for a spell
posted on 23/1/21
He applied 4 a job in Australia but he didnt have the koalafications
posted on 23/1/21
he tried being a electrician
but he was shocking
posted on 23/1/21
he lost his job as a psychic
he didnt see that coming
posted on 23/1/21
Amazing Go on 4za!!
posted on 23/1/21
he got fired from a dodgy computer data retrieval job
he cudn't hack it
posted on 23/1/21
he had too turn down job at the local Dairy Queen
he couldnt do Sundays
posted on 23/1/21
he worled 4 Coca Cola in the can recycle factory 4 a while but quit as it was soda-pressing
posted on 23/1/21
he tried being an emissions tester at the DMV
but it was 2 exhausting
posted on 23/1/21
he always wanted 2b a deep see diver
but he cannot handle the pressure
posted on 23/1/21
his latest job was a circumcision technician at the hospital
but he got the sack
posted on 23/1/21
he just applied 4 a job as a elevator technician
he want too go up in the world
posted on 23/1/21
My first official Punner Of The Day award goes to:
4za!!
posted on 23/1/21
Hard to get a word in edge ways, hardly a shock.
posted on 23/1/21
Just need to be quicker with it, grandad
posted on 23/1/21
Grandad age bro, youngest daughter still 9, #hardasfeck
posted on 23/1/21
My old man's a grandad and his youngest daughter is 8. Nothing wrong with that
posted on 23/1/21
So you've a step sister who's 8, do you mind me asking what's the age difference between your dad and her mum is?
posted on 23/1/21
Yeah I have three half sisters, 8,10 and 11.
About eight years ago difference between dad and her mum
posted on 23/1/21
*age
posted on 24/1/21
I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day I exercise by going for a walk down the street. I tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I like/love them.
Believe me, it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.
posted on 24/1/21
Shhh there's a game on
posted on 24/1/21
But that one was grate
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