RIP Mary Wilson (former Supremes)
Yeah Kitty sad to see that.
Gave my 35 year old daughter an update on her this afternoon.
Was surprised she hadn't heard of her which was silly of me.
.
Stop, in the hallway, love
b4 u smell my fart
bring the glade over-er-er
Wildfires in Scotland? What's that all about ?
Not the Scotland I'm in! Winter wonderland here, Kit.
Posted at 21:0321:03
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#bbcfootball or text to 81111 (UK only)
Pun guy: I'm missing Death In Paradise for this??
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comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 7 minutes ago
Posted at 21:0321:03
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#bbcfootball or text to 81111 (UK only)
Pun guy: I'm missing Death In Paradise for this??
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not your finest work, however...or is it?
Tis but an observation. I didn't realise the Chelsea game had replaced it tonight. Meh.
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
Tis but an observation. I didn't realise the Chelsea game had replaced it tonight. Meh.
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never seen it, but at the very least i'd imagine it is sunnier and more glamorous than oakwell in february.
comment by Don Draper's dandruff (U20155)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
Tis but an observation. I didn't realise the Chelsea game had replaced it tonight. Meh.
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never seen it, but at the very least i'd imagine it is sunnier and more glamorous than oakwell in february.
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Yeah it's also very light-hearted with good comedic moments. Far more watchable than oakwell in February.
MOTD official twitter replied to it as well. I'm well famous now. Time to ditch you lot and go live on a caribbean island methinks.
My wife finally agreed to vacationing in the Caribbean.
Jamaica?
No, she came around on her own
What's the most dangerous Caribbean food?
Ricin peas.
Who are you? I don't know peasants cause I'm famous now
Read the chat my feline friend
I read it but don't get it.
BBC posted my tweet about missing Death In Paradise cause the Chelsea game was on BBC One instead.
Then the official MOTD account retweeted me. So I'm famous now
If that makes sense
I would never forget you if I really did achieve fame and fortune anyway
Oh. I don't do tweets. You're still the same Pun I knew before you were famous.
And you're still the same Kit who is kind enough to follow the topic of the PotD
There is a dearth of funny Caribbean puns, Pun. All the one's I've found are more terrible than usual.
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posted on 9/2/21
RIP Mary Wilson (former Supremes)
posted on 9/2/21
Yeah Kitty sad to see that.
Gave my 35 year old daughter an update on her this afternoon.
Was surprised she hadn't heard of her which was silly of me.
.
posted on 9/2/21
Stop, in the hallway, love
b4 u smell my fart
bring the glade over-er-er
posted on 10/2/21
posted on 11/2/21
Wildfires in Scotland? What's that all about ?
posted on 11/2/21
Not the Scotland I'm in! Winter wonderland here, Kit.
posted on 11/2/21
Posted at 21:0321:03
Get Involved
#bbcfootball or text to 81111 (UK only)
Pun guy: I'm missing Death In Paradise for this??
---
BBC once again recognise a very wise man
posted on 11/2/21
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 7 minutes ago
Posted at 21:0321:03
Get Involved
#bbcfootball or text to 81111 (UK only)
Pun guy: I'm missing Death In Paradise for this??
---
BBC once again recognise a very wise man
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not your finest work, however...or is it?
posted on 11/2/21
Tis but an observation. I didn't realise the Chelsea game had replaced it tonight. Meh.
posted on 11/2/21
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
Tis but an observation. I didn't realise the Chelsea game had replaced it tonight. Meh.
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never seen it, but at the very least i'd imagine it is sunnier and more glamorous than oakwell in february.
posted on 11/2/21
comment by Don Draper's dandruff (U20155)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
Tis but an observation. I didn't realise the Chelsea game had replaced it tonight. Meh.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
never seen it, but at the very least i'd imagine it is sunnier and more glamorous than oakwell in february.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah it's also very light-hearted with good comedic moments. Far more watchable than oakwell in February.
posted on 11/2/21
MOTD official twitter replied to it as well. I'm well famous now. Time to ditch you lot and go live on a caribbean island methinks.
posted on 11/2/21
My wife finally agreed to vacationing in the Caribbean.
Jamaica?
No, she came around on her own
posted on 11/2/21
posted on 13/2/21
What's the most dangerous Caribbean food?
Ricin peas.
posted on 13/2/21
Who are you? I don't know peasants cause I'm famous now
posted on 13/2/21
How so?
posted on 13/2/21
Read the chat my feline friend
posted on 13/2/21
I read it but don't get it.
posted on 13/2/21
BBC posted my tweet about missing Death In Paradise cause the Chelsea game was on BBC One instead.
Then the official MOTD account retweeted me. So I'm famous now
posted on 13/2/21
If that makes sense
I would never forget you if I really did achieve fame and fortune anyway
posted on 13/2/21
Oh. I don't do tweets. You're still the same Pun I knew before you were famous.
posted on 13/2/21
posted on 13/2/21
And you're still the same Kit who is kind enough to follow the topic of the PotD
posted on 13/2/21
There is a dearth of funny Caribbean puns, Pun. All the one's I've found are more terrible than usual.
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