Sorted. Who wants to be best man?

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking , 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything..
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She replied ........

"The teeth"

I feel that one is based on your own personal experiences.

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comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 23 minutes ago
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Could I be best person? I don’t believe in genders

comment by LesterFreamon (U22339)
posted 46 seconds ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 23 minutes ago
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Could I be best person? I don’t believe in genders
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Sure

Gave the dentist a piece of my mind yesterday after he made a shoddy job of my filling. I did feel bad at one point though when I thought he was going to cry.

But hey, the tooth hurts.

Something something Molar Bear, something something Enamel Cruelty

Denture dare use that for your bestperson speech

This room needs a makeover.

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 4 minutes ago
This room needs a makeover.
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Changed my mind. I don't want to marry anyone.

I just want to roam around like a wild stallion

That's fine with me, I'm not the marrying kind anyway.

Neither am I but I would make an exception

Not for you though

I was just gonna send you a hug ...................

Who?

How have you been? Done anything since it opened up down there?

Don't change the subject.


I had my hair done today. I look lovely.

Haven't had my hair done in ages. I look like a wild stallion.

Long pun incoming

A Viking is shopping at a supermarket when he finds an old lady (older than Kitty) in a wheelchair, in tears.

"What's the matter?" asks the Viking.

"I want to look at the frozen puddings but I can't reach up that high." says the lady.

"No problem," says the Viking, "I'll take you".

So he gives her a piggy back and the old dear is gratefully able to select several puddings and put them in her basket.

As the old lady would tell her friends later:

"I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."

erm, excuse me. I did that yesterday.

2 days 8 hours ago to be exact.