Might have to resort to toilet humour
Im sure you’re flush with ideas
He needs to sit down and think about what he did
How did the maple collector know what were the best trees?
Syruptitiously
I hope this thread outlives me.
By that I mean - I hope JA crashes on my 150th barffday.
Easyjet have discovered cracks in many of their planes. It's an airline fracture.
Lettuce shortage could be tip of the iceberg as heatwave continues
yer, grocery prices up @5% hear
4zA
I am sunbathing in the garden - just had to come indoors for 10 minutes to cool off and get a cold drink. <this is not a pun>
What do you mean this is not a pun
What do you think the purpose of this thread is
She should have said she was punbathing
Here comes the Pun little darling
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 2 hours, 42 minutes ago
4zA
I am sunbathing in the garden - just had to come indoors for 10 minutes to cool off and get a cold drink. <this is not a pun>
----------------------------------------------------------------------
nice
is 2 hot 2 sunbathe 2day
went jogging instead...mistake
Just spent most of the day burning in the 1000 degree Glenrothes sun.
I sat under a big umbrella most of the day. I am not stoopid.
Did your drinks have tiny umbrellas too
noooooooo, don't bother with that malarkey in rose cider
It's only 99° here today so about 10° down on the norm
I hope that's in Fahrenheit
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posted on 15/7/21
Might have to resort to toilet humour
posted on 15/7/21
Im sure you’re flush with ideas
posted on 15/7/21
He needs to sit down and think about what he did
posted on 16/7/21
How did the maple collector know what were the best trees?
Syruptitiously
posted on 16/7/21
I hope this thread outlives me.
By that I mean - I hope JA crashes on my 150th barffday.
posted on 16/7/21
Easyjet have discovered cracks in many of their planes. It's an airline fracture.
posted on 16/7/21
posted on 17/7/21
Lettuce shortage could be tip of the iceberg as heatwave continues
posted on 17/7/21
yer, grocery prices up @5% hear
posted on 17/7/21
4zA
I am sunbathing in the garden - just had to come indoors for 10 minutes to cool off and get a cold drink. <this is not a pun>
posted on 17/7/21
What do you mean this is not a pun
What do you think the purpose of this thread is
posted on 17/7/21
She should have said she was punbathing
posted on 17/7/21
Suns out puns out
posted on 17/7/21
I was punbathing . . .
posted on 17/7/21
Here comes the Pun little darling
posted on 17/7/21
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 2 hours, 42 minutes ago
4zA
I am sunbathing in the garden - just had to come indoors for 10 minutes to cool off and get a cold drink. <this is not a pun>
----------------------------------------------------------------------
nice
is 2 hot 2 sunbathe 2day
went jogging instead...mistake
posted on 17/7/21
Just spent most of the day burning in the 1000 degree Glenrothes sun.
posted on 17/7/21
is that in the Ardennes?
posted on 17/7/21
It's in Fife, Scotland.
posted on 17/7/21
oooh, I was so close!
posted on 17/7/21
I sat under a big umbrella most of the day. I am not stoopid.
posted on 17/7/21
Did your drinks have tiny umbrellas too
posted on 17/7/21
noooooooo, don't bother with that malarkey in rose cider
posted on 17/7/21
It's only 99° here today so about 10° down on the norm
posted on 17/7/21
I hope that's in Fahrenheit
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