comment by Punlee Steinfeld (U21588)
posted 48 seconds ago
I miss Chris Martin when he's not touring.
He is not an easy target to hit
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I like to use a shotgun, gives a nice spread
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Punlee Steinfeld (U21588)
posted 48 seconds ago
I miss Chris Martin when he's not touring.
He is not an easy target to hit
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I like to use a shotgun, gives a nice spread
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Good advice Cribbins
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Punlee Steinfeld (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
I love them Kit. Despite my massive hatred of wordplay.
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Pun is learning
Next he will appreciate Gemma Chan
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Who is genma chan?
comment by Cinciwolf--Whiney and easily offended! (U11551)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Punlee Steinfeld (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
I love them Kit. Despite my massive hatred of wordplay.
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Pun is learning
Next he will appreciate Gemma Chan
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Who is genma chan?
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Not sure but i checked her out on google and confirmed she is hotter than Hailee Steinfeld
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 20 hours, 50 minutes ago
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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As long as he has his health - that’s the mane thing.
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 20 hours, 50 minutes ago
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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As long as he has his health - that’s the mane thing.
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Yeah, he wont waste his later years lion around
Could rename this thread the Punning Chan in her honour Pun
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 51 minutes ago
Could rename this thread the Punning Chan in her honour Pun
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Last warning
Could we please get back on track!
A clown held a door open for me earlier. I thought it was a lovely jester
Christmas pun
https://ibb.co/X84kbDs
It's the most punderful time of the year
Merry Christmas everyone
I’ve just returned one of my Christmas jumpers after it kept giving me a static shock.
The shop took it back and gave me another one free of charge!
Bought my wife a fridge for Christmas
It was great to see her face light up when she opened it
Fk he got npe on here now
No one is safe
You have to be nice tomorrow it's my birthday tomorrow
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted about 3 hours ago
Fk he got npe on here now
No one is safe
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Sorry missed the pun there
Why are French snails faster than others?
Less cargo
I took the shell off a snail to see if it would make it faster.
It didn't work – it just became more sluggish.
I took the shells off of two snails and let them fight it out. It was a slugfest.
comment by NPE - Finding Timo (U22712)
posted 2 days, 9 hours ago
Bought my wife a fridge for Christmas
It was great to see her face light up when she opened it
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Loved that.🤣
comment by Shut Up Pun (U21588)
posted 22 hours, 58 minutes ago
Why are French snails faster than others?
Less cargo
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Nice
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posted on 24/12/21
comment by Punlee Steinfeld (U21588)
posted 48 seconds ago
I miss Chris Martin when he's not touring.
He is not an easy target to hit
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I like to use a shotgun, gives a nice spread
posted on 24/12/21
Was she in Humans?
posted on 24/12/21
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Punlee Steinfeld (U21588)
posted 48 seconds ago
I miss Chris Martin when he's not touring.
He is not an easy target to hit
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I like to use a shotgun, gives a nice spread
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Good advice Cribbins
posted on 24/12/21
The species?
Yes
posted on 24/12/21
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Punlee Steinfeld (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
I love them Kit. Despite my massive hatred of wordplay.
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Pun is learning
Next he will appreciate Gemma Chan
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Who is genma chan?
posted on 24/12/21
comment by Cinciwolf--Whiney and easily offended! (U11551)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Punlee Steinfeld (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
I love them Kit. Despite my massive hatred of wordplay.
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Pun is learning
Next he will appreciate Gemma Chan
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Who is genma chan?
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Not sure but i checked her out on google and confirmed she is hotter than Hailee Steinfeld
posted on 24/12/21
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 20 hours, 50 minutes ago
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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As long as he has his health - that’s the mane thing.
posted on 24/12/21
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 20 hours, 50 minutes ago
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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As long as he has his health - that’s the mane thing.
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Yeah, he wont waste his later years lion around
posted on 24/12/21
Could rename this thread the Punning Chan in her honour Pun
posted on 24/12/21
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 51 minutes ago
Could rename this thread the Punning Chan in her honour Pun
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Last warning
posted on 24/12/21
Could we please get back on track!
A clown held a door open for me earlier. I thought it was a lovely jester
posted on 24/12/21
Christmas pun
https://ibb.co/X84kbDs
posted on 25/12/21
It's the most punderful time of the year
Merry Christmas everyone
posted on 28/12/21
I’ve just returned one of my Christmas jumpers after it kept giving me a static shock.
The shop took it back and gave me another one free of charge!
posted on 28/12/21
Bought my wife a fridge for Christmas
It was great to see her face light up when she opened it
posted on 29/12/21
posted on 29/12/21
Fk he got npe on here now
No one is safe
posted on 29/12/21
You have to be nice tomorrow it's my birthday tomorrow
posted on 29/12/21
I REFUSE ABUSE
posted on 29/12/21
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted about 3 hours ago
Fk he got npe on here now
No one is safe
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Sorry missed the pun there
posted on 29/12/21
Why are French snails faster than others?
Less cargo
posted on 29/12/21
I took the shell off a snail to see if it would make it faster.
It didn't work – it just became more sluggish.
posted on 29/12/21
I took the shells off of two snails and let them fight it out. It was a slugfest.
posted on 30/12/21
comment by NPE - Finding Timo (U22712)
posted 2 days, 9 hours ago
Bought my wife a fridge for Christmas
It was great to see her face light up when she opened it
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Loved that.🤣
posted on 30/12/21
comment by Shut Up Pun (U21588)
posted 22 hours, 58 minutes ago
Why are French snails faster than others?
Less cargo
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Nice
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