comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
If you fall in love with a parrot, does that make you Polly amorous?
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Stealing that one.
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 days, 23 hours ago
There's an idea - cat-based song titles
Careless Whisker
Littersweet Symphony
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George Michael X 2, Careless Whiskas.
Bittersweet Symphony, by the Purrve?
Nice!
Take Meowt - Franz Purrdinand
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 53 seconds ago
Nice!
Take Meowt - Franz Purrdinand
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Haha, had that vid on decorating a mates house this week....good tuna, lol
Someone stole the fifth month from my calendar.
I was dismayed
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake
Spent an hour by my wife's grave.
God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond.
for the last 5 years i've been looking for the killer of my mother in law, So far not managed to find one
Saw an ad that said 'radio for sale, £1,volume stuck on full'.
I can't turn that down.
comment by Punday Oliseh (U21588)
posted 3 hours, 40 minutes ago
Saw an ad that said 'radio for sale, £1,volume stuck on full'.
I can't turn that down.
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🤣
In a shop window "for sale slightly damaged puppet very cheap" "no strings attached"
Who else wants to see a puppet show, minus the puppets?
Let's see a show of hands..
Who else wants to see Pun SHUT UP
Who else wants to see what this DELETE button can do
I decided to delete all the German names from my phone
Now its Hans-free
https://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/football/sheffield-wednesday/sheffield-wednesday-what-happened-to-the-hillsborough-cat-that-invaded-the-pitch-during-wigan-athletic-win-3560391
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-60320743
Kit
Love the punny article
Love that cat and owner have been reunited
Also love that certain idiot had their cats taken away.
It's great that the cat found it's way back to its human, looked like it had been living rough - it looked scrawny and hungry and like it had been in a fight
Yeah poor thing.
I was at a Dundee Utd game many years ago when a cat ran on the pitch. Was that you?
- no I have never been to Dundee.
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 56 seconds ago
- no I have never been to Dundee.
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You should be very proud of yourself
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posted on 19/1/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
If you fall in love with a parrot, does that make you Polly amorous?
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Stealing that one.
posted on 19/1/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 days, 23 hours ago
There's an idea - cat-based song titles
Careless Whisker
Littersweet Symphony
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George Michael X 2, Careless Whiskas.
Bittersweet Symphony, by the Purrve?
posted on 19/1/22
Nice!
Take Meowt - Franz Purrdinand
posted on 19/1/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 53 seconds ago
Nice!
Take Meowt - Franz Purrdinand
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Haha, had that vid on decorating a mates house this week....good tuna, lol
posted on 25/1/22
Someone stole the fifth month from my calendar.
I was dismayed
posted on 28/1/22
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake
posted on 28/1/22
Spent an hour by my wife's grave.
God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond.
posted on 28/1/22
for the last 5 years i've been looking for the killer of my mother in law, So far not managed to find one
posted on 28/1/22
posted on 6/2/22
Saw an ad that said 'radio for sale, £1,volume stuck on full'.
I can't turn that down.
posted on 6/2/22
comment by Punday Oliseh (U21588)
posted 3 hours, 40 minutes ago
Saw an ad that said 'radio for sale, £1,volume stuck on full'.
I can't turn that down.
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🤣
posted on 6/2/22
In a shop window "for sale slightly damaged puppet very cheap" "no strings attached"
posted on 7/2/22
Who else wants to see a puppet show, minus the puppets?
Let's see a show of hands..
posted on 7/2/22
Who else wants to see Pun SHUT UP
posted on 7/2/22
Who else wants to see what this DELETE button can do
posted on 7/2/22
I decided to delete all the German names from my phone
Now its Hans-free
posted on 9/2/22
posted on 9/2/22
https://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/football/sheffield-wednesday/sheffield-wednesday-what-happened-to-the-hillsborough-cat-that-invaded-the-pitch-during-wigan-athletic-win-3560391
posted on 9/2/22
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-60320743
posted on 9/2/22
Kit
Love the punny article
Love that cat and owner have been reunited
posted on 9/2/22
Also love that certain idiot had their cats taken away.
posted on 9/2/22
It's great that the cat found it's way back to its human, looked like it had been living rough - it looked scrawny and hungry and like it had been in a fight
posted on 9/2/22
Yeah poor thing.
I was at a Dundee Utd game many years ago when a cat ran on the pitch. Was that you?
posted on 9/2/22
- no I have never been to Dundee.
posted on 9/2/22
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 56 seconds ago
- no I have never been to Dundee.
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You should be very proud of yourself
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