Go on bestof

What’s a dinosaur’s least favourite reindeer?

Comet.

Mauricio Pochettino and Erik Ten Hag have each been given advent calendars and need to be shown the door.

Advent calendars? Their days are numbered.

comment by Jalisco Red - Losing My Reguilón (U4195)
posted 4 days ago
Advent calendars? Their days are numbered.
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Can't get the chocolate out of mine.

Foiled again

I just found a long piece of leather with a loop on the end . I took it to the police station and the desk sergeant thought it might be a lead.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted a day ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Losing My Reguilón (U4195)
posted 4 days ago
Advent calendars? Their days are numbered.
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Can't get the chocolate out of mine.

Foiled again
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Can't wrap my head around that one

I threw holy water at the demon and tried to banish it back to hell
My wife was furious and told me not to treat her mother like that

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 30 minutes ago
I threw holy water at the demon and tried to banish it back to hell
My wife was furious and told me not to treat her mother like that
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I turned down a job where I would be paid in vegetables.

The celery was unacceptable.

Why did the chef quit his job? They cut his celery.

sounds painful

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 11 minutes ago
Why did the chef quit his job? They cut his celery.
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Well I heard he had beef with the management ......

Supposedly he stole kitchen equipment.

Took too many whisks with his job.

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 2 hours, 43 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 11 minutes ago
Why did the chef quit his job? They cut his celery.
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Well I heard he had beef with the management ......
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Nah. you made a missed steak

Apparently it was piesonal

comment by Cinciwolf----Old Trafford record attendance.....WOLVES V GRIMSBY. .......lolz (U11551)
posted 1 hour, 35 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 2 hours, 43 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 11 minutes ago
Why did the chef quit his job? They cut his celery.
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Well I heard he had beef with the management ......
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Nah. you made a missed steak
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is that you using your tRUMP card

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 2 hours, 13 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----Old Trafford record attendance.....WOLVES V GRIMSBY. .......lolz (U11551)
posted 1 hour, 35 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 2 hours, 43 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 11 minutes ago
Why did the chef quit his job? They cut his celery.
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Well I heard he had beef with the management ......
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Nah. you made a missed steak
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is that you using your tRUMP card
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Well done

Just ordered a chicken and a egg from Amazon,
will let you know what arrives first

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 1 minute ago
Just ordered a chicken and a egg from Amazon,
will let you know what arrives first
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The key to that joke is in the delivery

Delighted to see this thread's still prospering.

Cos I don't have a full time job I can only post about 50 mins a month.

Keep on punning.

TMQ

Hope you're keeping well

As they say in the bulletins - As Well As Can Be Expected

Full time Granda & home improvement dogsbody now.

Wouldn't have it any other way.

Well done you & the others for keeping this excellent thread going.

Happy Birthday Pun