Oh no honey, you're usually smoking.
I'm usually the bees knees
Didn't think I'd have to spell it out for you.
Parcel that never arrived yesterday out for delivery today . . ..
- (it's 3 bottles of gin for my sister's birthday in December) - might be drinking them myself if this goes on until then
Don't lie, it's catnip isn't it?
My birthday is also in December. I expect a punfest then.
Want to share the date? so I can prepare?
My birthday isn’t in December
Parcel not arrived again I am getting very annoyed now.
Kitten write a strongly worded letter of complaint
I have made a strongly worded phone call and am waiting for a call-back. Not holding my breath.
What's the point of tracking if they knock off at 4pm?
Yesterday I was drop no 68 and the tracking went off at drop 40. Today I was drop 49 and the tracking finished at drop 40 If I'm always at the end of the run, will I ever get my parcel?
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 16 minutes ago
When is it?
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verb; walk in a military manner with a regular measured tread.
Who stops at 4pm?? The couriers up here deliver past 9pm!
Had call back from depot. They said it is still out for delivery. Don't believe it. Driver was 9 drops away 3 hours ago. Try again tomorrow.
I have flu jab in morning - what are the odds they call when I am out?
APC - apparently they have pickups as well as drops.
DPC and Amazon and Hermes are much better, they deliver at all hours and weekends. Ordered from Spirit of Harrogate - they must be using cheapest option.
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 16 minutes ago
When is it?
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verb; walk in a military manner with a regular measured tread.
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Ohhh you're the March Hare
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 16 minutes ago
When is it?
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verb; walk in a military manner with a regular measured tread.
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Ohhh you're the March Hare
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I must be
I’m certainly not a Luton fan....
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posted on 20/10/20
Oh no honey, you're usually smoking.
posted on 20/10/20
I'm usually the bees knees
posted on 20/10/20
Maybe.
posted on 20/10/20
You mean maybee
posted on 21/10/20
Didn't think I'd have to spell it out for you.
posted on 21/10/20
Think again
posted on 21/10/20
Parcel that never arrived yesterday out for delivery today . . ..
posted on 21/10/20
Just in time for tier 3
posted on 21/10/20
- (it's 3 bottles of gin for my sister's birthday in December) - might be drinking them myself if this goes on until then
posted on 21/10/20
Don't lie, it's catnip isn't it?
My birthday is also in December. I expect a punfest then.
posted on 21/10/20
Want to share the date? so I can prepare?
posted on 21/10/20
30th. You got ages yet
posted on 21/10/20
My birthday isn’t in December
posted on 21/10/20
Parcel not arrived again I am getting very annoyed now.
posted on 21/10/20
When is it?
posted on 21/10/20
That was to Divock ^^
posted on 21/10/20
Kitten write a strongly worded letter of complaint
posted on 21/10/20
I have made a strongly worded phone call and am waiting for a call-back. Not holding my breath.
What's the point of tracking if they knock off at 4pm?
posted on 21/10/20
Yesterday I was drop no 68 and the tracking went off at drop 40. Today I was drop 49 and the tracking finished at drop 40 If I'm always at the end of the run, will I ever get my parcel?
posted on 21/10/20
That's ridiculous
posted on 21/10/20
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 16 minutes ago
When is it?
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verb; walk in a military manner with a regular measured tread.
posted on 21/10/20
Who stops at 4pm?? The couriers up here deliver past 9pm!
posted on 21/10/20
Had call back from depot. They said it is still out for delivery. Don't believe it. Driver was 9 drops away 3 hours ago. Try again tomorrow.
I have flu jab in morning - what are the odds they call when I am out?
APC - apparently they have pickups as well as drops.
DPC and Amazon and Hermes are much better, they deliver at all hours and weekends. Ordered from Spirit of Harrogate - they must be using cheapest option.
posted on 21/10/20
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 16 minutes ago
When is it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
verb; walk in a military manner with a regular measured tread.
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Ohhh you're the March Hare
posted on 21/10/20
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 16 minutes ago
When is it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
verb; walk in a military manner with a regular measured tread.
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Ohhh you're the March Hare
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I must be
I’m certainly not a Luton fan....
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