comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 minutes ago
Had call back from depot. They said it is still out for delivery. Don't believe it. Driver was 9 drops away 3 hours ago. Try again tomorrow.
I have flu jab in morning - what are the odds they call when I am out?
APC - apparently they have pickups as well as drops.
DPC and Amazon and Hermes are much better, they deliver at all hours and weekends. Ordered from Spirit of Harrogate - they must be using cheapest option.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I got my jab Monday the 12th of this month, a drive through.
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 minutes ago
Had call back from depot. They said it is still out for delivery. Don't believe it. Driver was 9 drops away 3 hours ago. Try again tomorrow.
I have flu jab in morning - what are the odds they call when I am out?
APC - apparently they have pickups as well as drops.
DPC and Amazon and Hermes are much better, they deliver at all hours and weekends. Ordered from Spirit of Harrogate - they must be using cheapest option.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yodel and Hermes are a pain in the arsse for me. Stuff either arrives broken or sodden wet being left outside. I even built a little box that I put behind the side gate yet they still dump it on the doorstep
I got a killer toothache/infection, started a course of antibiotics yesterday midday and they kicked in yet
Toothache is the worst pain known to man. Hope the antibiotics kick in soon.
yeah mate, self medicating on beer to help
did not eat all my macaroni 4 lunch
comment by Sober Sucker Pranks - Fack October (U22336)
posted 4 hours, 15 minutes ago
I got a killer toothache/infection, started a course of antibiotics yesterday midday and they kicked in yet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
u shudda brushed ur teeths.
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Sober Sucker Pranks - Fack October (U22336)
posted 4 hours, 15 minutes ago
I got a killer toothache/infection, started a course of antibiotics yesterday midday and they kicked in yet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
u shudda brushed ur teeths.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted about 4 hours ago
Toothache is the worst pain known to man. Hope the antibiotics kick in soon.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Never been kicked in the bollox?
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Sober Sucker Pranks - Fack October (U22336)
posted 4 hours, 15 minutes ago
I got a killer toothache/infection, started a course of antibiotics yesterday midday and they kicked in yet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
u shudda brushed ur teeths.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted about 4 hours ago
Toothache is the worst pain known to man. Hope the antibiotics kick in soon.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Never been kicked in the bollox?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That just makes you need to pee
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted about 4 hours ago
Toothache is the worst pain known to man. Hope the antibiotics kick in soon.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Never been kicked in the bollox?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That just makes you need to pee
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Or be sick
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted about 4 hours ago
Toothache is the worst pain known to man. Hope the antibiotics kick in soon.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Never been kicked in the bollox?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That just makes you need to pee
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Or be sick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nah that's never made me feel sick. Just loosened the bladder a bit
I must have really sensitive knackers
mustabeen the Conte wig comments.
DJ must b a baldi
Ooooh. Or he could be Conte?
dunno
thort I was DJs favorite
He has Mackeroni in his name. He’s practically Italian. I thought you guys would stick together
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 13 seconds ago
He has Mackeroni in his name. He’s practically Italian. I thought you guys would stick together
----------------------------------------------------------------------
not if u add some olive oil 2 the water
He needs to be Sackeroni'd
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 2 minutes ago
Ooooh. Or he could be Conte?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
that actually wud explane a lot
Sign in if you want to comment
Pun's Joke Thread
Page 38 of 254
39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43
posted on 21/10/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 minutes ago
Had call back from depot. They said it is still out for delivery. Don't believe it. Driver was 9 drops away 3 hours ago. Try again tomorrow.
I have flu jab in morning - what are the odds they call when I am out?
APC - apparently they have pickups as well as drops.
DPC and Amazon and Hermes are much better, they deliver at all hours and weekends. Ordered from Spirit of Harrogate - they must be using cheapest option.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I got my jab Monday the 12th of this month, a drive through.
posted on 21/10/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 minutes ago
Had call back from depot. They said it is still out for delivery. Don't believe it. Driver was 9 drops away 3 hours ago. Try again tomorrow.
I have flu jab in morning - what are the odds they call when I am out?
APC - apparently they have pickups as well as drops.
DPC and Amazon and Hermes are much better, they deliver at all hours and weekends. Ordered from Spirit of Harrogate - they must be using cheapest option.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yodel and Hermes are a pain in the arsse for me. Stuff either arrives broken or sodden wet being left outside. I even built a little box that I put behind the side gate yet they still dump it on the doorstep
posted on 21/10/20
I got a killer toothache/infection, started a course of antibiotics yesterday midday and they kicked in yet
posted on 21/10/20
Toothache is the worst pain known to man. Hope the antibiotics kick in soon.
posted on 21/10/20
yeah mate, self medicating on beer to help
posted on 21/10/20
did not eat all my macaroni 4 lunch
posted on 21/10/20
comment by Sober Sucker Pranks - Fack October (U22336)
posted 4 hours, 15 minutes ago
I got a killer toothache/infection, started a course of antibiotics yesterday midday and they kicked in yet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
u shudda brushed ur teeths.
posted on 21/10/20
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Sober Sucker Pranks - Fack October (U22336)
posted 4 hours, 15 minutes ago
I got a killer toothache/infection, started a course of antibiotics yesterday midday and they kicked in yet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
u shudda brushed ur teeths.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 21/10/20
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted about 4 hours ago
Toothache is the worst pain known to man. Hope the antibiotics kick in soon.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Never been kicked in the bollox?
posted on 21/10/20
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Sober Sucker Pranks - Fack October (U22336)
posted 4 hours, 15 minutes ago
I got a killer toothache/infection, started a course of antibiotics yesterday midday and they kicked in yet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
u shudda brushed ur teeths.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 21/10/20
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted about 4 hours ago
Toothache is the worst pain known to man. Hope the antibiotics kick in soon.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Never been kicked in the bollox?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That just makes you need to pee
posted on 21/10/20
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted about 4 hours ago
Toothache is the worst pain known to man. Hope the antibiotics kick in soon.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Never been kicked in the bollox?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That just makes you need to pee
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Or be sick
posted on 21/10/20
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted about 4 hours ago
Toothache is the worst pain known to man. Hope the antibiotics kick in soon.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Never been kicked in the bollox?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That just makes you need to pee
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Or be sick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nah that's never made me feel sick. Just loosened the bladder a bit
posted on 21/10/20
I must have really sensitive knackers
posted on 21/10/20
n’tha
posted on 21/10/20
we all band again?
posted on 21/10/20
Just you 4za
posted on 21/10/20
mustabeen the Conte wig comments.
DJ must b a baldi
posted on 21/10/20
Why are you band forza?
posted on 21/10/20
Ooooh. Or he could be Conte?
posted on 21/10/20
dunno
thort I was DJs favorite
posted on 21/10/20
He has Mackeroni in his name. He’s practically Italian. I thought you guys would stick together
posted on 21/10/20
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 13 seconds ago
He has Mackeroni in his name. He’s practically Italian. I thought you guys would stick together
----------------------------------------------------------------------
not if u add some olive oil 2 the water
posted on 21/10/20
He needs to be Sackeroni'd
posted on 21/10/20
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 2 minutes ago
Ooooh. Or he could be Conte?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
that actually wud explane a lot
Page 38 of 254
39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43