so how do you take it kitty
You should have asked that on the day there were double entendre puns.
Tonic or lemonade.
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted less than a minute ago
You should have asked that on the day there were double entendre puns.
Tonic or lemonade.
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don't think I've ever had a drink with gin in it.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme
https://youtu.be/SncNEABGB6E
n’all tha
Tracking back on.
The driver is currently at stop 53
Your delivery is stop 58
I have complained to the company I bought the goods from now. See how that works out.
All this hassle just to get yourself off
It's not even for me, it's a present for my sister.
i just realised what you meant.
comment by Sober Sucker Pranks - Fack October (U22336)
posted 4 hours, 51 minutes ago
Been on antibiotics for 48 hours and my tooth is still playing up
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antibiotics dont ease the pane.
they clear the infection
how do u getta infection in ur tooths?
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Sober Sucker Pranks - Fack October (U22336)
posted 4 hours, 51 minutes ago
Been on antibiotics for 48 hours and my tooth is still playing up
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antibiotics dont ease the pane.
they clear the infection
how do u getta infection in ur tooths?
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Something to do with his medical
The driver is currently at stop 56
Your delivery is stop 58
OMG THE TENSION IS UNBEARABLE
Though I note it's well gone the 5pm ETA
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 minutes ago
The driver is currently at stop 56
Your delivery is stop 58
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update;
The driver is currently at stop 59
Your delivery is stop 58
For 4za:
He was sad the cheese he ordered online was delivered in a block and not shredded. I guess he had..
..grate expectations.
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted about a minute ago
For 4za:
He was sad the cheese he ordered online was delivered in a block and not shredded. I guess he had..
..grate expectations.
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Edam is an odd cheese, it’s actually made backwards
Didn' tget the job. But that's cause they had two standout candidates with experience creating new depratments in companies. Which I can't compete with.
However... out of the other 10 candidates they said I really stood out, very impressed with me and might be a position opening up for me in a month or so. N'all that
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posted on 22/10/20
so how do you take it kitty
posted on 22/10/20
You should have asked that on the day there were double entendre puns.
Tonic or lemonade.
posted on 22/10/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted less than a minute ago
You should have asked that on the day there were double entendre puns.
Tonic or lemonade.
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don't think I've ever had a drink with gin in it.
posted on 22/10/20
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme
posted on 22/10/20
https://youtu.be/SncNEABGB6E
n’all tha
posted on 22/10/20
Tracking back on.
The driver is currently at stop 53
Your delivery is stop 58
I have complained to the company I bought the goods from now. See how that works out.
posted on 22/10/20
All this hassle just to get yourself off
posted on 22/10/20
It's not even for me, it's a present for my sister.
posted on 22/10/20
i just realised what you meant.
posted on 22/10/20
posted on 22/10/20
What news??????
posted on 22/10/20
comment by Sober Sucker Pranks - Fack October (U22336)
posted 4 hours, 51 minutes ago
Been on antibiotics for 48 hours and my tooth is still playing up
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antibiotics dont ease the pane.
they clear the infection
how do u getta infection in ur tooths?
posted on 22/10/20
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Sober Sucker Pranks - Fack October (U22336)
posted 4 hours, 51 minutes ago
Been on antibiotics for 48 hours and my tooth is still playing up
----------------------------------------------------------------------
antibiotics dont ease the pane.
they clear the infection
how do u getta infection in ur tooths?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Something to do with his medical
posted on 22/10/20
What news??????
posted on 22/10/20
The driver is currently at stop 56
Your delivery is stop 58
posted on 22/10/20
OMG THE TENSION IS UNBEARABLE
posted on 22/10/20
Though I note it's well gone the 5pm ETA
posted on 22/10/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 minutes ago
The driver is currently at stop 56
Your delivery is stop 58
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update;
The driver is currently at stop 59
Your delivery is stop 58
posted on 22/10/20
What news????
posted on 22/10/20
For 4za:
He was sad the cheese he ordered online was delivered in a block and not shredded. I guess he had..
..grate expectations.
posted on 22/10/20
comment by Pun™ (U21588)
posted about a minute ago
For 4za:
He was sad the cheese he ordered online was delivered in a block and not shredded. I guess he had..
..grate expectations.
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Edam is an odd cheese, it’s actually made backwards
posted on 22/10/20
n'tha
posted on 22/10/20
n’all tha
posted on 22/10/20
How did tinterview go?
posted on 22/10/20
Didn' tget the job. But that's cause they had two standout candidates with experience creating new depratments in companies. Which I can't compete with.
However... out of the other 10 candidates they said I really stood out, very impressed with me and might be a position opening up for me in a month or so. N'all that
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