DJ said something about Cavani looking energetic after 3 seconds of coming on. Someone asked him how you could say that after being on the pitch for 3 seconds. They got into a debate over that...
I said I ran upstairs for a 💩 and looked energetic and he banned me!
I think DJ hates anything 2 do with climbing up things, stairse, ladder, mountains
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 10 minutes ago
DJ said something about Cavani looking energetic after 3 seconds of coming on. Someone asked him how you could say that after being on the pitch for 3 seconds. They got into a debate over that...
I said I ran upstairs for a 💩 and looked energetic and he banned me!
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What a sensitive sod
Probably becuse ur comment contane a little humor.
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 59 minutes ago
I think DJ hates anything 2 do with climbing up things, stairse, ladder, mountains
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He would make a very poor goat
Humourless, a perfect description of the idiot.
Yer
A bit of a racist also, Admin does not care about that tho.
Less DJ talk more punitive inanity
My baked dessert had peanut butter center when i expected nutella.
Am v disappoint
Write a strongly worded letter of conplante
Is my own fault i guess 4 not reeding the info on box.
Last time was nutella center so assumed the same.
I’d like to tell you a joke about peanut butter and Nutella but I’m afraid you might spread it
They both look like baby $hit
I h8 peanut butter
And Oreos
And reuben 'sandwiches'
Makes me unpopular in the US
How do you feel about reese’s?
My little sis loves the Reese's peanut butter cups. They have a special Halloween one called Frankencups
I like reeses, I like snickers, I like peanut m&m’s but I don’t like peanut cookies
Like a marathon having to read that.
Maybe I should button it.
Taking a magician's course. Learning a new act where I make confectionary disappear.
I may be new to this, but I have a few twix up my sleeve
That might twirl a few but I'm not going to chomp.
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posted on 24/10/20
What did you say??
posted on 24/10/20
Did you filter DJ?
posted on 24/10/20
DJ said something about Cavani looking energetic after 3 seconds of coming on. Someone asked him how you could say that after being on the pitch for 3 seconds. They got into a debate over that...
I said I ran upstairs for a 💩 and looked energetic and he banned me!
posted on 24/10/20
I think DJ hates anything 2 do with climbing up things, stairse, ladder, mountains
posted on 24/10/20
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 10 minutes ago
DJ said something about Cavani looking energetic after 3 seconds of coming on. Someone asked him how you could say that after being on the pitch for 3 seconds. They got into a debate over that...
I said I ran upstairs for a 💩 and looked energetic and he banned me!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a sensitive sod
posted on 24/10/20
Probably becuse ur comment contane a little humor.
posted on 24/10/20
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 59 minutes ago
I think DJ hates anything 2 do with climbing up things, stairse, ladder, mountains
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He would make a very poor goat
posted on 24/10/20
Humourless, a perfect description of the idiot.
posted on 24/10/20
Yer
A bit of a racist also, Admin does not care about that tho.
posted on 24/10/20
Less DJ talk more punitive inanity
posted on 24/10/20
My baked dessert had peanut butter center when i expected nutella.
Am v disappoint
posted on 24/10/20
Write a strongly worded letter of conplante
posted on 24/10/20
Is my own fault i guess 4 not reeding the info on box.
Last time was nutella center so assumed the same.
posted on 24/10/20
I’d like to tell you a joke about peanut butter and Nutella but I’m afraid you might spread it
posted on 24/10/20
They both look like baby $hit
posted on 24/10/20
They both taste grate
posted on 24/10/20
I h8 peanut butter
And Oreos
And reuben 'sandwiches'
Makes me unpopular in the US
posted on 24/10/20
How do you feel about reese’s?
posted on 24/10/20
My little sis loves the Reese's peanut butter cups. They have a special Halloween one called Frankencups
posted on 24/10/20
I like reeses, I like snickers, I like peanut m&m’s but I don’t like peanut cookies
posted on 24/10/20
Like a marathon having to read that.
posted on 24/10/20
Maybe I should button it.
posted on 25/10/20
Taking a magician's course. Learning a new act where I make confectionary disappear.
I may be new to this, but I have a few twix up my sleeve
posted on 25/10/20
That might twirl a few but I'm not going to chomp.
posted on 25/10/20
Nor fudge.
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