comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 2 hours ago
How do you feel about reese’s?
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Probably just about the worst thing in the world
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 2 hours ago
How do you feel about reese’s?
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Probably just about the worst thing in the world
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Ah go on, just have one little Piece
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted about 7 hours ago
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 2 hours ago
How do you feel about reese’s?
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Probably just about the worst thing in the world
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Even worserer than stepping on Legos?
Daley Thompson, Tessa Sanderson and Steve Cram are all round at Seb Coe’s house for tea.
Steve brought the fish,
Tessa brought the chips,
Daley brought the mushy peas,
And Seb provided the salt & vinegar.
Suddenly there is a knock at the door so Seb gets up to answer. “Who is it?” asks everyone in unison.
“It’s Fatima wi t’bread“.
So basically Seb Coe invited everyone round for dinner but made his guests bring the meal? Shocking.
And Steve Ovett everything
Mary had a little bike the seat was back to front,
Every time the wheels went round the spokes went up her c***
Waiting for my parcel to be collected. Emotionally draining stuff.
Doorbell went. Just an Amazon delivery. False alarm.
And it's collected. No drama. Postal service in this country is wonderful.
I had another parcel delivered today from the same company as before.
Something in the original box was damaged so they sent me a replacement and some freebies
I wasn't in so they left it with my neighbour.
All good
You need a new delivery company, Kit
How many times do your postman knock?
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 2 minutes ago
How many times do your postman knock?
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Three times, wait approx. 4-7 seconds before leaving my parcel to get soaked in the rain and then ask for a 5 star rating. Cheeky s.
Among all the words in the English language, “subcutaneous” is my least favourite.
It really gets under my skin.
Is that it or do you want to flesh it out a bit more?
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
Der, ma skin knowledge is second to none.
Q. Which day of the week naturally creates the most alternative energy?
A. Windsday....
Pun me old mucker, I've offered you a trade
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posted on 25/10/20
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 2 hours ago
How do you feel about reese’s?
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Probably just about the worst thing in the world
posted on 25/10/20
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 2 hours ago
How do you feel about reese’s?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Probably just about the worst thing in the world
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ah go on, just have one little Piece
posted on 25/10/20
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted about 7 hours ago
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 2 hours ago
How do you feel about reese’s?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Probably just about the worst thing in the world
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Even worserer than stepping on Legos?
posted on 25/10/20
Daley Thompson, Tessa Sanderson and Steve Cram are all round at Seb Coe’s house for tea.
Steve brought the fish,
Tessa brought the chips,
Daley brought the mushy peas,
And Seb provided the salt & vinegar.
Suddenly there is a knock at the door so Seb gets up to answer. “Who is it?” asks everyone in unison.
“It’s Fatima wi t’bread“.
posted on 25/10/20
So basically Seb Coe invited everyone round for dinner but made his guests bring the meal? Shocking.
posted on 25/10/20
And Steve Ovett everything
posted on 25/10/20
n’tha
posted on 25/10/20
And Chris Hoy spoke
posted on 25/10/20
n'all tha
posted on 26/10/20
Mary had a little bike the seat was back to front,
Every time the wheels went round the spokes went up her c***
posted on 26/10/20
Sorry about that
posted on 26/10/20
posted on 26/10/20
Waiting for my parcel to be collected. Emotionally draining stuff.
posted on 26/10/20
Doorbell went. Just an Amazon delivery. False alarm.
posted on 26/10/20
And it's collected. No drama. Postal service in this country is wonderful.
posted on 26/10/20
I had another parcel delivered today from the same company as before.
Something in the original box was damaged so they sent me a replacement and some freebies
I wasn't in so they left it with my neighbour.
All good
posted on 26/10/20
You need a new delivery company, Kit
posted on 26/10/20
How many times do your postman knock?
posted on 26/10/20
comment by 8===D-vock* (U22339)
posted 2 minutes ago
How many times do your postman knock?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Three times, wait approx. 4-7 seconds before leaving my parcel to get soaked in the rain and then ask for a 5 star rating. Cheeky s.
posted on 27/10/20
Among all the words in the English language, “subcutaneous” is my least favourite.
It really gets under my skin.
posted on 27/10/20
Is that it or do you want to flesh it out a bit more?
posted on 27/10/20
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
posted on 27/10/20
Der, ma skin knowledge is second to none.
posted on 28/10/20
Q. Which day of the week naturally creates the most alternative energy?
A. Windsday....
posted on 28/10/20
Pun me old mucker, I've offered you a trade
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