Oh, yeah. Forgot about that.
Not fond of DJ.
My Facebook keeps telling me to poke Barry
Pfizer might help you there.
Of I just find a 2m long stick
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted about 6 hours ago
My Facebook keeps telling me to poke Barry
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Keep you fingers to yourself ya scrote
comment by BB⁷ (U13430)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted about 6 hours ago
My Facebook keeps telling me to poke Barry
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Keep you fingers to yourself ya scrote
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I had to stay in tonight due to the weather
Did you hear the thundersnow?
comment by Garry Brady (U1734)
posted 6 minutes ago
I had to stay in tonight due to the weather
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You're easier to spot in clear skies. The Bill Gates satellite is a pain in the hole.
Sundays are always a little sad,
but the day before is a sadder day.
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday ?
Because Monday is a weekday.
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 7 minutes ago
If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?
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Yes, now excuse me I’m going to coom my hair
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 19 minutes ago
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday ?
Because Monday is a weekday.
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You should have replaced Monday with Wednesday
What day of the week do most married men have sex?
Tomorrow
You're the best punner in the romb
KIT Barry is still campaigning for you to be of the year!!
What do you call a zombie who stir fries?
Dead Man Wokking.
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posted on 4/12/20
Oh, yeah. Forgot about that.
Not fond of DJ.
posted on 4/12/20
posted on 4/12/20
My Facebook keeps telling me to poke Barry
posted on 4/12/20
Pfizer might help you there.
posted on 4/12/20
Of I just find a 2m long stick
posted on 4/12/20
*or
posted on 4/12/20
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted about 6 hours ago
My Facebook keeps telling me to poke Barry
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Keep you fingers to yourself ya scrote
posted on 4/12/20
comment by BB⁷ (U13430)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted about 6 hours ago
My Facebook keeps telling me to poke Barry
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Keep you fingers to yourself ya scrote
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posted on 4/12/20
I had to stay in tonight due to the weather
posted on 4/12/20
Did you hear the thundersnow?
posted on 4/12/20
comment by Garry Brady (U1734)
posted 6 minutes ago
I had to stay in tonight due to the weather
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You're easier to spot in clear skies. The Bill Gates satellite is a pain in the hole.
posted on 6/12/20
Sundays are always a little sad,
but the day before is a sadder day.
posted on 6/12/20
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday ?
Because Monday is a weekday.
posted on 6/12/20
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
posted on 6/12/20
If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?
posted on 6/12/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 7 minutes ago
If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?
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Yes, now excuse me I’m going to coom my hair
posted on 6/12/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 19 minutes ago
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday ?
Because Monday is a weekday.
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You should have replaced Monday with Wednesday
posted on 6/12/20
What day of the week do most married men have sex?
Tomorrow
posted on 6/12/20
Kitty wins again
posted on 6/12/20
posted on 6/12/20
You're the best punner in the romb
posted on 7/12/20
KIT Barry is still campaigning for you to be of the year!!
posted on 7/12/20
He's just a sh..stirrer.
posted on 7/12/20
What do you call a zombie who stir fries?
Dead Man Wokking.
posted on 7/12/20
Another PotD
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