comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Loving the new thread name Pun
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comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Divoc==8k (U22339)
posted 16 minutes ago
Could you perhaps rewrite the joke and put in a back story of Rudolph and how it was he became a trained meteorologist.
I don’t tune in to Only Connect to find out what’s happening with the weather.
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div
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Perhaps you could write a joke with enough exposition for us to be satisfied that we can trust your words?
we got pur point n -3 GD back
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Every year I hear that same pun
How about some div-inity?
You know a pun is fully mature when it is fully groan.
Now that is outstanding
And I'm knicking it
You measure puns on a sighsometer
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 hours, 22 minutes ago
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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dont get it
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 hours, 22 minutes ago
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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dont get it
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Cause it sounds like chestnuts roasting on an open fire
'fire' is v dffcult too pronunce
Brexit can fack off to the deepest depths of hell where it belongs
Though I did see what you did there
Buon Natale everbody!
is a strange one as normally we wud be having feest of seven fishes 2nite then go too Mass.
but not this year becuse Covid.
we have small Christmas 2morrow with close family.
6 of us instead of 20-30+
take care all n may God bless u.
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 2 minutes ago
Buon Natale everbody!
is a strange one as normally we wud be having feest of seven fishes 2nite then go too Mass.
but not this year becuse Covid.
we have small Christmas 2morrow with close family.
6 of us instead of 20-30+
take care all n may God bless u.
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Take care and seasons greetings to you.
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted about an hour ago
Merry Christmas to all
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And to all a good night
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Merry Christmas everyone and good wishes for the New Year.
That's going in the OP kit
Merry Christmas and happy new year
(PS - I turn 30 on the 30th so if I can get all the attention that day that'll be good
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posted on 22/12/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Loving the new thread name Pun
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posted on 22/12/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Divoc==8k (U22339)
posted 16 minutes ago
Could you perhaps rewrite the joke and put in a back story of Rudolph and how it was he became a trained meteorologist.
I don’t tune in to Only Connect to find out what’s happening with the weather.
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div
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Perhaps you could write a joke with enough exposition for us to be satisfied that we can trust your words?
posted on 23/12/20
we got pur point n -3 GD back
posted on 23/12/20
posted on 23/12/20
n'tha
posted on 23/12/20
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
posted on 23/12/20
posted on 23/12/20
posted on 23/12/20
Every year I hear that same pun
How about some div-inity?
posted on 23/12/20
You know a pun is fully mature when it is fully groan.
posted on 23/12/20
Now that is outstanding
And I'm knicking it
You measure puns on a sighsometer
posted on 23/12/20
posted on 24/12/20
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 hours, 22 minutes ago
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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dont get it
posted on 24/12/20
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 8 hours, 22 minutes ago
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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dont get it
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Cause it sounds like chestnuts roasting on an open fire
posted on 24/12/20
foyer= fire
posted on 24/12/20
'fire' is v dffcult too pronunce
posted on 24/12/20
brexit done, thank cod
posted on 24/12/20
Brexit can fack off to the deepest depths of hell where it belongs
posted on 24/12/20
Though I did see what you did there
posted on 24/12/20
Buon Natale everbody!
is a strange one as normally we wud be having feest of seven fishes 2nite then go too Mass.
but not this year becuse Covid.
we have small Christmas 2morrow with close family.
6 of us instead of 20-30+
take care all n may God bless u.
posted on 24/12/20
comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 2 minutes ago
Buon Natale everbody!
is a strange one as normally we wud be having feest of seven fishes 2nite then go too Mass.
but not this year becuse Covid.
we have small Christmas 2morrow with close family.
6 of us instead of 20-30+
take care all n may God bless u.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Take care and seasons greetings to you.
posted on 24/12/20
Merry Christmas to all
posted on 24/12/20
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted about an hour ago
Merry Christmas to all
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And to all a good night
posted on 25/12/20
…………………..….â–²………
……………………..☼☼.………
……………… …*•â—‹♥â—‹•*………
……………… .*♥♫♀♂♫♥*’………
………..……*♥•♦►♫◄••♥* ………
… ……………*♥☺▬♥☺♥▬☺♥* ………
………….*♥•♥â–¬#♠ ♥#â–¬♥•*♥*………
…………*♥♫♥♥▬♫♥ ♥♫▬♥*♫* ………
………*♥☺♥☺♥♫*♣♥♫♥☺♥☺ ♥*………
…….*♥♣♫♥♣♥☺♥♫♥☺♥� �♫♣♥*………
…….*♥♥☺♣♥♫♥♥♫♥☺♥♫ ♥♣☺♥♥*………
….……………………â–“â–ˆ.……………………….
…….…………………â–“â–ˆ.……………………….
…………………… .๑۩۞۩๑…………………
💙 💙 💙 💙 💙
Merry Christmas everyone and good wishes for the New Year.
posted on 25/12/20
That's going in the OP kit
Merry Christmas and happy new year
(PS - I turn 30 on the 30th so if I can get all the attention that day that'll be good
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