We’ve been held to ransom by Phil Jones for years so I’m sure the payment process will be fairly straightforward
Apparently they found the cyber criminals, but they escaped cause they ransomware
Would love for these guys to release the email trails between Ed, Ole the glazers and the clubs we've tried to business with.
Get Ed to negotiate with the hackers.After 6 months of discussion he'd get them to accept 3 times their demands
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
I blame Pogba the virus.
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maybe we should ask jose to sort this out.
i know this sh!t can happen to anyone, but after our recent financial results were released early by mistake it is yet more bantz.
this can't be true, surely.
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 21 minutes ago
Just give them Pogba.
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They'll increase the cash demand if we do that
I bet the hackers are Liverpool supporters demanding that United sign OGS on for another 5 years
Is it a lump sum or will the Glazers have to pay bit by bit?
I mean, why in gods name would you ever pay the ransom unless someones life was being threatened!?
Unless they have something to hide <inserteyeemoji>
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 26 seconds ago
Is it a lump sum or will the Glazers have to pay bit by bit?
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You'll get a killer bite with this I'm sure.
comment by Dele Boy (U22000)
posted 9 minutes ago
I mean, why in gods name would you ever pay the ransom unless someones life was being threatened!?
Unless they have something to hide <inserteyeemoji>
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Hide what? The fact that they’re absolutely shiiit owners? Nothing to hide about that.
comment by Constantinople (U11781)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by Dele Boy (U22000)
posted 9 minutes ago
I mean, why in gods name would you ever pay the ransom unless someones life was being threatened!?
Unless they have something to hide <inserteyeemoji>
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Hide what? The fact that they’re absolutely shiiit owners? Nothing to hide about that.
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Well that's what I'm asking...why would you pay the ransom otherwise!?
Tax fraud, tapping up players, p*do youth coaches?
Probably because we’ve got the shiiitest cyber security system, which goes along with the theme of the club.
comment by Dele Boy (U22000)
posted 15 minutes ago
I mean, why in gods name would you ever pay the ransom unless someones life was being threatened!?
Unless they have something to hide <inserteyeemoji>
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I'd imagine the ransom would be to get their systems back up and running?
Or, maybe we've got evidence there somewhere about City and Liverpool using PEDs and that we're about to be awarded the 2018 and 2020 Premier League titles?
When asked about the club’s cyber defence systems, Woodward replied: “I know that sometimes the manager plays with four, other times with three. But with players of Harry’s quality we’re always well protected against any threats.”
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 2 minutes ago
When asked about the club’s cyber defence systems, Woodward replied: “I know that sometimes the manager plays with four, other times with three. But with players of Harry’s quality we’re always well protected against any threats.”
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interesting that this should happen as soon as shaw gets injured.
Probably insured against this sort of thing anyway.
this is amazing. What a tinpot club United have become.
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 3 minutes ago
this is amazing. What a tinpot club United have become.
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this makes, what sort of sense?
One of the biggest clubs in the world getting hacked, amateurs
I should apply for the head of cyber security job at utd. I don't have the qualifications but that doesn't seem to matter at Utd these day.
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posted on 27/11/20
We’ve been held to ransom by Phil Jones for years so I’m sure the payment process will be fairly straightforward
posted on 27/11/20
Just give them Pogba.
posted on 27/11/20
Apparently they found the cyber criminals, but they escaped cause they ransomware
posted on 27/11/20
Would love for these guys to release the email trails between Ed, Ole the glazers and the clubs we've tried to business with.
posted on 27/11/20
I blame Pogba the virus.
posted on 27/11/20
Get Ed to negotiate with the hackers.After 6 months of discussion he'd get them to accept 3 times their demands
posted on 27/11/20
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
I blame Pogba the virus.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
maybe we should ask jose to sort this out.
i know this sh!t can happen to anyone, but after our recent financial results were released early by mistake it is yet more bantz.
posted on 27/11/20
this can't be true, surely.
posted on 27/11/20
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 21 minutes ago
Just give them Pogba.
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They'll increase the cash demand if we do that
posted on 27/11/20
I bet the hackers are Liverpool supporters demanding that United sign OGS on for another 5 years
posted on 27/11/20
Is it a lump sum or will the Glazers have to pay bit by bit?
posted on 27/11/20
I mean, why in gods name would you ever pay the ransom unless someones life was being threatened!?
Unless they have something to hide <inserteyeemoji>
posted on 27/11/20
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 26 seconds ago
Is it a lump sum or will the Glazers have to pay bit by bit?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You'll get a killer bite with this I'm sure.
posted on 27/11/20
comment by Dele Boy (U22000)
posted 9 minutes ago
I mean, why in gods name would you ever pay the ransom unless someones life was being threatened!?
Unless they have something to hide <inserteyeemoji>
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Hide what? The fact that they’re absolutely shiiit owners? Nothing to hide about that.
posted on 27/11/20
comment by Constantinople (U11781)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by Dele Boy (U22000)
posted 9 minutes ago
I mean, why in gods name would you ever pay the ransom unless someones life was being threatened!?
Unless they have something to hide <inserteyeemoji>
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Hide what? The fact that they’re absolutely shiiit owners? Nothing to hide about that.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Well that's what I'm asking...why would you pay the ransom otherwise!?
posted on 27/11/20
Tax fraud, tapping up players, p*do youth coaches?
posted on 27/11/20
Probably because we’ve got the shiiitest cyber security system, which goes along with the theme of the club.
posted on 27/11/20
comment by Dele Boy (U22000)
posted 15 minutes ago
I mean, why in gods name would you ever pay the ransom unless someones life was being threatened!?
Unless they have something to hide <inserteyeemoji>
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I'd imagine the ransom would be to get their systems back up and running?
Or, maybe we've got evidence there somewhere about City and Liverpool using PEDs and that we're about to be awarded the 2018 and 2020 Premier League titles?
posted on 27/11/20
When asked about the club’s cyber defence systems, Woodward replied: “I know that sometimes the manager plays with four, other times with three. But with players of Harry’s quality we’re always well protected against any threats.”
posted on 27/11/20
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 2 minutes ago
When asked about the club’s cyber defence systems, Woodward replied: “I know that sometimes the manager plays with four, other times with three. But with players of Harry’s quality we’re always well protected against any threats.”
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interesting that this should happen as soon as shaw gets injured.
posted on 27/11/20
Probably insured against this sort of thing anyway.
posted on 27/11/20
this is amazing. What a tinpot club United have become.
posted on 27/11/20
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 3 minutes ago
this is amazing. What a tinpot club United have become.
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this makes, what sort of sense?
posted on 27/11/20
One of the biggest clubs in the world getting hacked, amateurs
posted on 27/11/20
I should apply for the head of cyber security job at utd. I don't have the qualifications but that doesn't seem to matter at Utd these day.
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