Scott Brown 2/10
Thanks for the memories. It's been painful watching you this season.
Soro - 4/10
Looked decent for a few games but I think we were all just desperate to be convinced he was a player after suffering such abject shiite for months on end. Kind of like of a Rustlers Burger would seem like a gourmet meal after being served a literal plate of shiite.
David Turnbull - 4/10
Looks tidy on the ball occasionally. Could yet come good but still has a lot to prove.
Ryan Christie - 1/10
In his head he's Paul Scholes. In reality he's Stephen Pearson. Also has a big annoying face. Can't wait to see him turn out for Brentford or whoever.
Tom Rogic - 1/10
Fair play to him for earning a wage for doing absolutely fvck all. Like a lass you were in love with for a bit who was an absolutely magic ride but you stayed with her for too long and now you resent the sight of her but you're finding it difficult to break things off because you've too many good memories. She's not even interested in giving you so much as waank anymore now and she's living in your gaff rent free.
Mikey Johnston - 1/10
Like most promising youths to break through at Celtic. Lightweight and actually not very good. Would score a little higher if he wasn't made of glass. A Gen Z Brian McLaughlin.
Mohamed Elyounoussi - 2/10
But but but he scored 15 goals or whatever. Typical Swiss lady's front bottom. Hides when it really matters. Like a mint lindor. Looks nice but soft as fvck inside and nobody really wants it. You want the red ones.
Callum McGregor - 1/10
Been responsible for more goals conceded than Shane Duffy probably. Looks like a magic player when we're on top and everyone else around him is performing. Like Jeff Lynne
being elevated by the other Travelling Wilburys but in reality he's just some lady's front bottom in ELO.
James Forrest - 4/10
He's probably thankful that he was injured for most of the season.
Leigh Griffiths - 1/10
Just fvcking fvkc off. If he wasn't playing football he'd be selling shoplifted bacon and lynx out of a holdall. Shown nothing but contempt for the fans with his lack of commitment. Aarsehole.
Albian Ajeti - 1/10
Griffiths is a lady's front bottom and can't run the length of himself for more than two minutes, Eduoard looks like he'd rather being reading a book and Klimala simply is not good at football and yet this useless lazy fat fvck still couldn't stake a claim for a place in the team.
Osdonne Eduoard - 2/10
Actually breaks my heart how poor he's been. I loved him but he's badly let me down. Still better than the other useless options up front though.
Patryk Klimala - 1/10
If all it took was effort he'd be in with a shout of winning the Ballon D'or. As it stands I'm not exactly sure how he ended up in the hoops. I've seen better first touches down the park. The fact that he now gets paid to play football and live in New York is grotesquely unfair. Fair play to him.
Oliver Ntcham - 2/10
Point for being so bad that a manager resigned from his position rather than have to work with him. Probably the most entertaining thing that's happened this season.
Boli Bolingoli - 2/10
Terrible at football but isn't a hvn so gets an extra point.
Jeremie Frimpong - 2/10
At least had the decency to fvck off.
Hatem Abd Elhamed - 1/10
He came, he sold the jerseys, he got injured and he fvcked off.
I seen this. Some harsh, others funny and Ryan Christie absolutely spot on
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fair point on soro as well tbh
i'm torn between giving all players a second chance under competent management and getting every last on of them out the door.
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Saw this last night and pretty funny. I loved Ralston getting a 9/10 for not playing
Agree on Soro though, think he's looked better because Brown has been so bad. Never seen much from him to suggest he's someone who will be a mainstay in your team.
A fair assessment, man what a season 🙄
Seen some rumours that Griff refused to come on on Sunday, anyone hear this? I choose to believe it as I can't stand the tunnock eating wee ned
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 8 minutes ago
fair point on soro as well tbh
i'm torn between giving all players a second chance under competent management and getting every last on of them out the door.
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It would be hard to argue keeping 5 of them
u need to be nuts to want to keep griffiths.
rodgers first season is the last time he was a regular contributor to our team.
time to go.
I would give Duffy minus 6 as he’s cost us at least 6 goals and cost us a fortune.
Christie can join a rugby club as he is expert at hitting balls over the crossbar 👍
Kennedy will never be a good manager btw, lets put that schite to bed once and for all.
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biggest season in our clubs history, comes back unfit.
unforgivable, as is the manager whos standards allow it.
comment by Zachsda( Sorry Mr. I broke yer bench) (U1850)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
u need to be nuts to want to keep griffiths.
rodgers first season is the last time he was a regular contributor to our team.
time to go.
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Football fans often remember the player he was as opposed to the player he’s become
He’s a shameless bastirt not getting fit enough to play for a club who looked after him during his “mental health issues”
Useless Ned coont
Hope you keep him
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Cost you a couple of quid in bets over the years too?
Well I remember the heady days of "3-1 with Thumb to score at any time."
Try telling your grandkids that. That Celtic used to win. They won't believe you.
Bain - 1/10
He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.
__________________________
He played for Dundee, not United, and Benji Siegrist is 10 times the keeper he is.
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posted 9 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 35 seconds ago
Bain - 1/10
He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.
__________________________
He played for Dundee, not United, and Benji Siegrist is 10 times the keeper he is.
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You’ll do well to go into next season with him still there
I’d be happy for us to try to sign him
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I'll be stunned if he's still with us. He's a sellable asset and we'll want to cash in.
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda( Sorry Mr. I broke yer bench) (U1850)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 35 seconds ago
Bain - 1/10
He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.
__________________________
He played for Dundee, not United, and Benji Siegrist is 10 times the keeper he is.
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You’ll do well to go into next season with him still there
I’d be happy for us to try to sign him
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I'll be stunned if he's still with us. He's a sellable asset and we'll want to cash in.
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Maybe you will sell him and replace him with Bain?
And the balance will have been brought back to the universe
Scott Bain must honestly be the luckiest player to have played for you.
He was on the verge of signing for Hibs as their back up keeper after getting frozen out at Dundee, bottom of the league.
Celtic get an injury at goalkeeper and come in for him on the basis of being third choice. Through a few unexpected events he ends up playing an old firm game, and is somehow made the hero for a last minute Morelos miss that hits the post - he didn't save it but somehow got the credit for it.
Then he gets found out and ends up third choice which he's happy with because he knows its the highest he will ever go in his career. But Celtic lose out on Forster and release Gordon and Barkas ends up barking so he gets another shot. He ends up playing out the biggest season in Celtic's modern history as first choice keeper through a series of unfortunate events and despite doing absolutely nothing to deserve it he tells the press "the cream always rises to the top" as he revels in his new found status.
Says it all that he's been Celtic's first choice keeper for some time and still can't get anywhere near the Scotland squad because the Rangers backup keeper is ahead of him. He must look back and laugh at the idea he was minutes away from signing on as Hibs backup keeper and has ended up getting 4 seasons out of Celtic.
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scott bain is an example of implicit prejudice in my eyes.
he's scottish so he gets picked over Barkas despite actually being worse.
happens all the time.
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posted on 4/5/21
Scott Brown 2/10
Thanks for the memories. It's been painful watching you this season.
Soro - 4/10
Looked decent for a few games but I think we were all just desperate to be convinced he was a player after suffering such abject shiite for months on end. Kind of like of a Rustlers Burger would seem like a gourmet meal after being served a literal plate of shiite.
David Turnbull - 4/10
Looks tidy on the ball occasionally. Could yet come good but still has a lot to prove.
Ryan Christie - 1/10
In his head he's Paul Scholes. In reality he's Stephen Pearson. Also has a big annoying face. Can't wait to see him turn out for Brentford or whoever.
Tom Rogic - 1/10
Fair play to him for earning a wage for doing absolutely fvck all. Like a lass you were in love with for a bit who was an absolutely magic ride but you stayed with her for too long and now you resent the sight of her but you're finding it difficult to break things off because you've too many good memories. She's not even interested in giving you so much as waank anymore now and she's living in your gaff rent free.
Mikey Johnston - 1/10
Like most promising youths to break through at Celtic. Lightweight and actually not very good. Would score a little higher if he wasn't made of glass. A Gen Z Brian McLaughlin.
Mohamed Elyounoussi - 2/10
But but but he scored 15 goals or whatever. Typical Swiss lady's front bottom. Hides when it really matters. Like a mint lindor. Looks nice but soft as fvck inside and nobody really wants it. You want the red ones.
Callum McGregor - 1/10
Been responsible for more goals conceded than Shane Duffy probably. Looks like a magic player when we're on top and everyone else around him is performing. Like Jeff Lynne
being elevated by the other Travelling Wilburys but in reality he's just some lady's front bottom in ELO.
James Forrest - 4/10
He's probably thankful that he was injured for most of the season.
Leigh Griffiths - 1/10
Just fvcking fvkc off. If he wasn't playing football he'd be selling shoplifted bacon and lynx out of a holdall. Shown nothing but contempt for the fans with his lack of commitment. Aarsehole.
Albian Ajeti - 1/10
Griffiths is a lady's front bottom and can't run the length of himself for more than two minutes, Eduoard looks like he'd rather being reading a book and Klimala simply is not good at football and yet this useless lazy fat fvck still couldn't stake a claim for a place in the team.
Osdonne Eduoard - 2/10
Actually breaks my heart how poor he's been. I loved him but he's badly let me down. Still better than the other useless options up front though.
Patryk Klimala - 1/10
If all it took was effort he'd be in with a shout of winning the Ballon D'or. As it stands I'm not exactly sure how he ended up in the hoops. I've seen better first touches down the park. The fact that he now gets paid to play football and live in New York is grotesquely unfair. Fair play to him.
Oliver Ntcham - 2/10
Point for being so bad that a manager resigned from his position rather than have to work with him. Probably the most entertaining thing that's happened this season.
Boli Bolingoli - 2/10
Terrible at football but isn't a hvn so gets an extra point.
Jeremie Frimpong - 2/10
At least had the decency to fvck off.
Hatem Abd Elhamed - 1/10
He came, he sold the jerseys, he got injured and he fvcked off.
posted on 4/5/21
I seen this. Some harsh, others funny and Ryan Christie absolutely spot on
posted on 4/5/21
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posted on 4/5/21
fair point on soro as well tbh
i'm torn between giving all players a second chance under competent management and getting every last on of them out the door.
posted on 4/5/21
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posted on 4/5/21
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posted on 4/5/21
Saw this last night and pretty funny. I loved Ralston getting a 9/10 for not playing
Agree on Soro though, think he's looked better because Brown has been so bad. Never seen much from him to suggest he's someone who will be a mainstay in your team.
posted on 4/5/21
A fair assessment, man what a season 🙄
posted on 4/5/21
Seen some rumours that Griff refused to come on on Sunday, anyone hear this? I choose to believe it as I can't stand the tunnock eating wee ned
posted on 4/5/21
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 8 minutes ago
fair point on soro as well tbh
i'm torn between giving all players a second chance under competent management and getting every last on of them out the door.
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It would be hard to argue keeping 5 of them
posted on 4/5/21
u need to be nuts to want to keep griffiths.
rodgers first season is the last time he was a regular contributor to our team.
time to go.
posted on 4/5/21
I would give Duffy minus 6 as he’s cost us at least 6 goals and cost us a fortune.
Christie can join a rugby club as he is expert at hitting balls over the crossbar 👍
posted on 4/5/21
Kennedy will never be a good manager btw, lets put that schite to bed once and for all.
posted on 4/5/21
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posted on 4/5/21
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posted on 4/5/21
biggest season in our clubs history, comes back unfit.
unforgivable, as is the manager whos standards allow it.
posted on 4/5/21
comment by Zachsda( Sorry Mr. I broke yer bench) (U1850)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
u need to be nuts to want to keep griffiths.
rodgers first season is the last time he was a regular contributor to our team.
time to go.
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Football fans often remember the player he was as opposed to the player he’s become
He’s a shameless bastirt not getting fit enough to play for a club who looked after him during his “mental health issues”
Useless Ned coont
Hope you keep him
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Cost you a couple of quid in bets over the years too?
Well I remember the heady days of "3-1 with Thumb to score at any time."
Try telling your grandkids that. That Celtic used to win. They won't believe you.
posted on 4/5/21
Bain - 1/10
He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.
__________________________
He played for Dundee, not United, and Benji Siegrist is 10 times the keeper he is.
posted on 4/5/21
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posted on 4/5/21
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posted on 4/5/21
comment by Zachsda( Sorry Mr. I broke yer bench) (U1850)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 35 seconds ago
Bain - 1/10
He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.
__________________________
He played for Dundee, not United, and Benji Siegrist is 10 times the keeper he is.
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You’ll do well to go into next season with him still there
I’d be happy for us to try to sign him
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I'll be stunned if he's still with us. He's a sellable asset and we'll want to cash in.
posted on 4/5/21
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda( Sorry Mr. I broke yer bench) (U1850)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 35 seconds ago
Bain - 1/10
He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.
__________________________
He played for Dundee, not United, and Benji Siegrist is 10 times the keeper he is.
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You’ll do well to go into next season with him still there
I’d be happy for us to try to sign him
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I'll be stunned if he's still with us. He's a sellable asset and we'll want to cash in.
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Maybe you will sell him and replace him with Bain?
And the balance will have been brought back to the universe
posted on 4/5/21
Scott Bain must honestly be the luckiest player to have played for you.
He was on the verge of signing for Hibs as their back up keeper after getting frozen out at Dundee, bottom of the league.
Celtic get an injury at goalkeeper and come in for him on the basis of being third choice. Through a few unexpected events he ends up playing an old firm game, and is somehow made the hero for a last minute Morelos miss that hits the post - he didn't save it but somehow got the credit for it.
Then he gets found out and ends up third choice which he's happy with because he knows its the highest he will ever go in his career. But Celtic lose out on Forster and release Gordon and Barkas ends up barking so he gets another shot. He ends up playing out the biggest season in Celtic's modern history as first choice keeper through a series of unfortunate events and despite doing absolutely nothing to deserve it he tells the press "the cream always rises to the top" as he revels in his new found status.
Says it all that he's been Celtic's first choice keeper for some time and still can't get anywhere near the Scotland squad because the Rangers backup keeper is ahead of him. He must look back and laugh at the idea he was minutes away from signing on as Hibs backup keeper and has ended up getting 4 seasons out of Celtic.
posted on 4/5/21
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posted on 4/5/21
scott bain is an example of implicit prejudice in my eyes.
he's scottish so he gets picked over Barkas despite actually being worse.
happens all the time.
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