‘Arthur Montford you’re a w@nker’

Tbh anything that Sam Matterface and Guy Mowbray come up with is usually pretty cringe. Would've been great if Petrr Drury was commentating - his commentary of Roma's comeback against Barca, in particular, was brilliant

And Solskjaer’s won it

“We apologise if our pitch side microphones picked up some unsavoury language there.”

‘Wits the Goalie dain’ Tom!!!’

comment by Leo (4 x 3) + (9 x 2) = 🍀 (U3432)
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‘Wits the Goalie dain’ Tom!!!’
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Tam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya73TZtt88E

Tomorrow night I'd love to hear...

" There are only 2 minutes of this game left, England now down to 9 men with both Kane and Sterling sent off for simulation, Italy 5-0 ahead but the England team, management, and entire football media are still extremely confident and don't see why England can't win it"

comment by the blue professor (U1948)
posted 4 minutes ago
Tomorrow night I'd love to hear...

" There are only 2 minutes of this game left, England now down to 9 men with both Kane and Sterling sent off for simulation, Italy 5-0 ahead but the England team, management, and entire football media are still extremely confident and don't see why England can't win it"
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2 minutes - still time to put Grealish on then off again.

i liked it when that one south american commentator said "goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo etc etc l"

Don Draper's dandruff (U20155)
posted 7 seconds ago

i liked it when that one south american commentator said "goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo etc etc l"




gooo, was he having a chug?

"Thomas charging through the midfield. Thomas, its up for grabs now. THOMAS! Right at the end. An unbelievable climax to the league season. Well into injury time, the Liverpool players are down, absolutely abject. Aldridge is down, Barnes is down. Dalglish just stands there. Nicol is on his knees, McMahons on his knees. Suddenly it was Michael Thomas bursting through..."

these make up roughly half of my top ten:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxORyrNGZ0o

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posted 50 minutes ago
these make up roughly half of my top ten:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxORyrNGZ0o
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Striker!

"Shiiit! Did you see that!? He must have a foot like a traction engine!"

When Man United equalised in the 1999 Champions League final Clive Tyldesley just said "name on the trophy", as if it was obvious what was going to happen next even though Bayern had dominated much of the game. Not the most famous piece of commentary, even in the same game, but one that's always stuck with me.

“And Sako has missed”

“They think it’s all over. It is ciao!”

Best I ever heard was during one of the world cups when Ronaldinho came on as a sub "I see he uses the same dentist as Ronaldo" Gary Lineker

Roy Keane came up with “England fans will be watching the game through gritted teeth”
Are they gurning or what?