I can’t claim the above was entirely my own work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4oLp8CocUAY

Wam! Bam! Mon chat, splatch
Gît sur mon lit a bouffé sa langue en buvant dans mon whisky
Quant à moi, peu dormi, vidé, brimé
J'ai dû dormir dans la gouttière, où j'ai eu un flash
(hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Raphael Varane

Allez hop! Un matin une louloute est v'nue chez-moi
Poupée de Cellophane, cheveux chinois
Un sparadrap, une gueule de bois
A bu ma bière dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
(hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Raphael Varane

Raphael Varane
Raphael Varane
Raphael Varane, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran
Raphael Varane
(Hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Raphael Varane

comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 26 minutes ago
I can’t claim the above was entirely my own work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4oLp8CocUAY
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Please murder me

comment by Jadon Puncho (U21588)
posted 7 seconds ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 26 minutes ago
I can’t claim the above was entirely my own work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oLp8CocUAY
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Please murder me
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It's no Little Mix, is it?

comment by Jadon Puncho (U21588)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 26 minutes ago
I can’t claim the above was entirely my own work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4oLp8CocUAY
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Please murder me
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Great song, isn’t it?

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Jadon & Marcus & Bukayo. (U1270)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jadon Puncho (U21588)
posted 7 seconds ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 26 minutes ago
I can’t claim the above was entirely my own work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oLp8CocUAY
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Please murder me
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It's no Little Mix, is it?
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There was a Little Mix concert in Dundee a few years back. Could hear it from my window. I think that was the first time I thought about jumping from that window.

comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jadon Puncho (U21588)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 26 minutes ago
I can’t claim the above was entirely my own work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4oLp8CocUAY
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Please murder me
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Great song, isn’t it?

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Makes me want to cut my ears off.

comment by Jadon Puncho (U21588)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Jadon & Marcus & Bukayo. (U1270)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jadon Puncho (U21588)
posted 7 seconds ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 26 minutes ago
I can’t claim the above was entirely my own work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oLp8CocUAY
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Please murder me
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It's no Little Mix, is it?
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There was a Little Mix concert in Dundee a few years back. Could hear it from my window. I think that was the first time I thought about jumping from that window.
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You should have put Lamb on to cheer yourself up

comment by Jadon Puncho (U21588)
posted 0 seconds ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jadon Puncho (U21588)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 26 minutes ago
I can’t claim the above was entirely my own work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4oLp8CocUAY
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Please murder me
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Great song, isn’t it?

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Makes me want to cut my ears off.
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Except I wouldn't actually cut my ears off, as the last thing I would have heard would be that song and then I'd be depressed forever Sterling had a great tournament didn't he and that just wouldn't do.

comment by Jadon Puncho (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jadon Puncho (U21588)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 26 minutes ago
I can’t claim the above was entirely my own work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4oLp8CocUAY
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Please murder me
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Great song, isn’t it?

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Makes me want to cut my ears off.
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I will sew them to the side of my head, so I can hear it all the better.

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Jadon & Marcus & Bukayo. (U1270)
posted 31 minutes ago
Wam! Bam! Mon chat, splatch
Gît sur mon lit a bouffé sa langue en buvant dans mon whisky
Quant à moi, peu dormi, vidé, brimé
J'ai dû dormir dans la gouttière, où j'ai eu un flash
(hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Raphael Varane

Allez hop! Un matin une louloute est v'nue chez-moi
Poupée de Cellophane, cheveux chinois
Un sparadrap, une gueule de bois
A bu ma bière dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
(hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Raphael Varane

Raphael Varane
Raphael Varane
Raphael Varane, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran
Raphael Varane
(Hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Raphael Varane
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Varane Varane Varane
Varane
Varane
Varane
Was ist los mit dir, mein Schatz? Varane
Geht es immer nur bergab? Varane
Geht nur das was du verstehst? Varane
This is what you got to know?
Loved you though it didn't show
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da, ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da, da, da, ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da, da, da, ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da, da, da, ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
aha
(Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht) Varane
(Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht) Varane
(Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht)
So so, du denkst es ist zu spät, Varane
Und du meinst, dass nichts mehr geht, Varane
Und die Sonne wandert schnell, Varane
After all is said and done
It was right for you to run
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht Varane
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht Varane
Ich lieb' mich nicht, du liebst mich nicht Varane
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst dich nicht

"I will sew them to the side of my head, so I can hear it all the better."
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Joking apart, I really liked Lamb's first album, with stuff like Lusty, Cottonwool and Gorecki, it felt a bit more experimental. Then I got the second one and it was a massive disappointment. I've never bothered with them since.

comment by Jed Maxwell (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Jadon & Marcus & Bukayo. (U1270)
posted 31 minutes ago
Wam! Bam! Mon chat, splatch
Gît sur mon lit a bouffé sa langue en buvant dans mon whisky
Quant à moi, peu dormi, vidé, brimé
J'ai dû dormir dans la gouttière, où j'ai eu un flash
(hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Raphael Varane

Allez hop! Un matin une louloute est v'nue chez-moi
Poupée de Cellophane, cheveux chinois
Un sparadrap, une gueule de bois
A bu ma bière dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
(hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Raphael Varane

Raphael Varane
Raphael Varane
Raphael Varane, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran
Raphael Varane
(Hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Raphael Varane
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Varane Varane Varane
Varane
Varane
Varane
Was ist los mit dir, mein Schatz? Varane
Geht es immer nur bergab? Varane
Geht nur das was du verstehst? Varane
This is what you got to know?
Loved you though it didn't show
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da, ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da, da, da, ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da, da, da, ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da, da, da, ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
aha
(Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht) Varane
(Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht) Varane
(Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht)
So so, du denkst es ist zu spät, Varane
Und du meinst, dass nichts mehr geht, Varane
Und die Sonne wandert schnell, Varane
After all is said and done
It was right for you to run
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht Varane
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht Varane
Ich lieb' mich nicht, du liebst mich nicht Varane
Ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst dich nicht

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What have you got in that paper bag?
Is it a dose of Vitamin C?
Ain't got no time for Western medicine
I am Raphael Varane

The fck-up like red acid rain
Give it to me Jaki every day
Who is Mr. Karlheinz Stockhausen?
Introduce me
I'm Raphael Varane

Here’s my, ‘They Forgot About Ole’

I told em all
All them little haters
Who you think helped molde 'em all?
Now you wanna run around and talk about big guns
Like I ain't got none
What you think, I sold 'em all?!

Now all I get is hate mail, all day sayin' Ole fell off
What 'cause I been in the lab, wit Fletch and a I-pad
Tryna get this damn Team to take off!?!

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin' comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And Muthafackers act, like they forgot about Ole.

Varane - (United) ‘I Got Ya’

What the fack? I thought I conquered the world
Champions League (Ugh), Euros and the Cup of the World
But still, haters want to instigate shiiit
I'll battle any player in the football game quick
Name the spot, I make it hot for you biittches
Female footballers too, I don't give a fack, boo

Word, I'm here to crush all my peers
Player of the month in The Prem for next 10 years,
Rivals scared, I'm detrimental to your mental state
I use my 4 CL medals, to be the bait

We fight, Elbows cocked, ya temple gets rocked
Players that fack with Raph, they gets bucked
That's real, what's up with that "I Got Ya" deal?
Light shiiit, players slip, now, how my tackle feel?

In Madrid they peel, in UTD, they bang
But if you touch a ball, your muthafackin ass gonna hang
That's facts, Forwards don't receive, no type of slack
'Cause if they do (Ugh), they ass is always runnin' back (Yeah)

Not this time, but next time, I'ma name names,
Varane, shiiiting from on top of the game
United I Got Ya!

You coulda City
You coulda City
Coulda gone to Cityyyy

Or

You coulda joined Bielsa
You coulda joined Bielsaaa

comment by Shaun M - Everywhere you go, always take Rapinha with you! (U9955)
posted 13 minutes ago
You coulda City
You coulda City
Coulda gone to Cityyyy

Or

You coulda joined Bielsa
You coulda joined Bielsaaa


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You should 6-2 the day job

McTominay
Cavani
Spainish Dave
Fernandes
AWB
n Luke-y Shaw......
.....v-v-v-v Varane

only works if u pronunce Cavani correct tho

I think you need to add a few more We’ve got Varane, otherwise it gets so repetitive. Other than that, its doesnt sound good at all

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comment by 4zA - Calcios coming Rome....Six stars on the shirt...lotsa Jules Rimets n Henri Delauneys r gleeming.....a cuppla weaks of hurt... (U22472)
posted 6 hours, 31 minutes ago
only works if u pronunce Cavani correct tho
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Caffany?

We got Varane
Who was once coached by Jose, Carlo and Zidane
But now will be coached by a PE teacher
Bye bye Varane

comment by (K̇ash) I'm the Mané - Free Palestine 🇵🇸 (U1108)
posted 2 minutes ago
We got Varane
Who was once coached by Jose, Carlo and Zidane
But now will be coached by a PE teacher
Bye bye Varane
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there's always one that gets his confidence mixed up with his ability

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Jadon & Marcus & Bukayo. (U1270)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by (K̇ash) I'm the Mané - Free Palestine 🇵🇸 (U1108)
posted 2 minutes ago
We got Varane
Who was once coached by Jose, Carlo and Zidane
But now will be coached by a PE teacher
Bye bye Varane
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there's always one that gets his confidence mixed up with his ability
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Just the one…?

I saw him in a white shirt and my heart stood still
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane
Somebody told me that he's f***ing brill
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane

Yeah, my heart stood still
Yes, he's replacing Phil
And when he brought the title home
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane

He's won the Champions League that's where he caught my eye
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane
He looked so very classy oh my oh my
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane

Yeah, he caught my eye
Yes, oh my, oh my
And when he brought the title home
Raphael Var, Var-ane, Raphael Varane