comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
I got knocked back by a midget ( not sure of the PC term form a short person?) back in the early 90s at a house party when my mate hooked up with her friend (not a midget), it was more me wondering what it would be like but it still stung and the other half dozen or so mates I was with both saw and heard it.
It still gets mentioned on an almost weekly basis in one form or another all these years later
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Wait a minute - all these years on the Scottish boards watching zach get it tight weekly for actually going through with the midget and you've kept your mouth shut and offered no moral support...?
I just realised I spelt "typo" wrong in an email apologising for something being a typo.
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
I got knocked back by a midget ( not sure of the PC term form a short person?) back in the early 90s at a house party when my mate hooked up with her friend (not a midget), it was more me wondering what it would be like but it still stung and the other half dozen or so mates I was with both saw and heard it.
It still gets mentioned on an almost weekly basis in one form or another all these years later
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Wait a minute - all these years on the Scottish boards watching zach get it tight weekly for actually going through with the midget and you've kept your mouth shut and offered no moral support...?
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Silver, at least he got points on the board I never even got that far
comment by Luke McCowan (U1734)
posted 28 minutes ago
I just realised I spelt "typo" wrong in an email apologising for something being a typo.
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That's just Typocal
I was filtered by Stretty. How does it get any worse than that.
Come on Robb! Tell us more about the Pizza Hut story !
I can’t be the only one needing the details on that one…..
My first proper career job after graduating was in a big factory with about 2000 engineers and 24/7 manufacturing so it had a big, noisy canteen but it also had a decent walk to a viewing point and a grassy strip outside you could sit in the good weather.
This one day post lunch full stomach and the sun splitting the sky there well over a hundred folk out on the grass talking and laughing. Did I not just fall asleep, woke up and there's not a single cant there any more. Cue a ribbing for weeks after that.
Same place some of us were running a marathon for a charity who asked us to help them with a publicity shot so we had to get in our gear and run up and down the road outside the tinted canteen windows following a car with the photographer handing out the sunroof. Could hear the jeers and just make out the coffee bean shakes through the glass. Get back to the office and some other jokers had hidden all the day clothes.
comment by Blackpolespur (U9242)
posted 49 minutes ago
Come on Robb! Tell us more about the Pizza Hut story !
I can’t be the only one needing the details on that one…..
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Yeah can’t leave us hanging there..
The second time I ever got with a girl in school we were in a bedroom at house party getting off. Then she suddenly stopped, looked at me and said ‘get your Willy out’. Thinking I was getting some action, I obliged. She said nice willy but I have a boyfriend so I’m not doing anything with it. Looking back i probs could have secured the deal with more chat but was just kinda like wtf, pulled my pants up and we both walked out lol
Wellll… probably not as exciting as built up. We all worked at Pizza Hut, she was leaving to move north for uni and the two of us went to have a final pizza and a goodbye with the gang. She disappeared for a bit while I was chatting with the guys and I wondered where she was so I went to the staff room and there she was, getting filled out like an application form by the chef against a locker. I was equally shocked and also no word of a lie, I just started laughing as it was so cliched/OTT that I could only laugh and then I walked off and it was the talking point for many a day in the Pizza Hut world. Deffo never would have happened at Dominos.
comment by Vorsprung durch Tuchel (U1641)
posted 3 minutes ago
The second time I ever got with a girl in school we were in a bedroom at house party getting off. Then she suddenly stopped, looked at me and said ‘get your Willy out’. Thinking I was getting some action, I obliged. She said nice willy but I have a boyfriend so I’m not doing anything with it. Looking back i probs could have secured the deal with more chat but was just kinda like wtf, pulled my pants up and we both walked out lol
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You just told us all that so we’d assume you had a nice Willy. Well played.
Jay from The Intbetweeners is on ja606???
Yeah he got me the other day after his article about how united are in their best position since Fergie left. I pointed out that 16-17 or whatever it was they finished second with seven more points which didn't fit with his narrative. Blocked
Well, creating a massive article bite because you are filtered by Culer is another embarrassing moment
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but I guess this a good moment to share this.
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's facked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So I stayed at my uncle's farm to bust my chops in the fields. Actually it was just a facking desert. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so facking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shiiit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to have my way with her. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was facked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever facking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
ffs. I read through all that thinking wtf?
How embarrassing
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 44 minutes ago
Yeah he got me the other day after his article about how united are in their best position since Fergie left. I pointed out that 16-17 or whatever it was they finished second with seven more points which didn't fit with his narrative. Blocked
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It's because you're a useless poster, never say anything thoughtful, original,, witty. So nobody likes you
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 44 minutes ago
Yeah he got me the other day after his article about how united are in their best position since Fergie left. I pointed out that 16-17 or whatever it was they finished second with seven more points which didn't fit with his narrative. Blocked
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It's because you're a useless poster, never say anything thoughtful, original,, witty. So nobody likes you
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comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 9 minutes ago
ffs. I read through all that thinking wtf?
How embarrassing
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People really feel awkward reading that until the last sentence
Posted it before on facebook, people thinking it was actually true, didnt cop on to the clue.
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 35 minutes ago
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 44 minutes ago
Yeah he got me the other day after his article about how united are in their best position since Fergie left. I pointed out that 16-17 or whatever it was they finished second with seven more points which didn't fit with his narrative. Blocked
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It's because you're a useless poster, never say anything thoughtful, original,, witty. So nobody likes you
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comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 44 minutes ago
Yeah he got me the other day after his article about how united are in their best position since Fergie left. I pointed out that 16-17 or whatever it was they finished second with seven more points which didn't fit with his narrative. Blocked
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It's because you're a useless poster, never say anything thoughtful, original,, witty. So nobody likes you
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But yet my point he filtered was completely valid and factual
OK you lost me there.
Who is Darf Vader and why and where did you have to go face him?
comment by RB&W - Always a Legacy (U21434)
posted 5 minutes ago
OK you lost me there.
Who is Darf Vader and why and where did you have to go face him?
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To face a person is to cop off with them, in north Antrim.😘
What's dooging refered to as?
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posted on 28/7/21
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
I got knocked back by a midget ( not sure of the PC term form a short person?) back in the early 90s at a house party when my mate hooked up with her friend (not a midget), it was more me wondering what it would be like but it still stung and the other half dozen or so mates I was with both saw and heard it.
It still gets mentioned on an almost weekly basis in one form or another all these years later
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Wait a minute - all these years on the Scottish boards watching zach get it tight weekly for actually going through with the midget and you've kept your mouth shut and offered no moral support...?
posted on 28/7/21
I just realised I spelt "typo" wrong in an email apologising for something being a typo.
posted on 28/7/21
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
I got knocked back by a midget ( not sure of the PC term form a short person?) back in the early 90s at a house party when my mate hooked up with her friend (not a midget), it was more me wondering what it would be like but it still stung and the other half dozen or so mates I was with both saw and heard it.
It still gets mentioned on an almost weekly basis in one form or another all these years later
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Wait a minute - all these years on the Scottish boards watching zach get it tight weekly for actually going through with the midget and you've kept your mouth shut and offered no moral support...?
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Silver, at least he got points on the board I never even got that far
posted on 28/7/21
comment by Luke McCowan (U1734)
posted 28 minutes ago
I just realised I spelt "typo" wrong in an email apologising for something being a typo.
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That's just Typocal
posted on 28/7/21
I was filtered by Stretty. How does it get any worse than that.
posted on 28/7/21
Come on Robb! Tell us more about the Pizza Hut story !
I can’t be the only one needing the details on that one…..
posted on 28/7/21
My first proper career job after graduating was in a big factory with about 2000 engineers and 24/7 manufacturing so it had a big, noisy canteen but it also had a decent walk to a viewing point and a grassy strip outside you could sit in the good weather.
This one day post lunch full stomach and the sun splitting the sky there well over a hundred folk out on the grass talking and laughing. Did I not just fall asleep, woke up and there's not a single cant there any more. Cue a ribbing for weeks after that.
Same place some of us were running a marathon for a charity who asked us to help them with a publicity shot so we had to get in our gear and run up and down the road outside the tinted canteen windows following a car with the photographer handing out the sunroof. Could hear the jeers and just make out the coffee bean shakes through the glass. Get back to the office and some other jokers had hidden all the day clothes.
posted on 28/7/21
comment by Blackpolespur (U9242)
posted 49 minutes ago
Come on Robb! Tell us more about the Pizza Hut story !
I can’t be the only one needing the details on that one…..
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Yeah can’t leave us hanging there..
posted on 28/7/21
The second time I ever got with a girl in school we were in a bedroom at house party getting off. Then she suddenly stopped, looked at me and said ‘get your Willy out’. Thinking I was getting some action, I obliged. She said nice willy but I have a boyfriend so I’m not doing anything with it. Looking back i probs could have secured the deal with more chat but was just kinda like wtf, pulled my pants up and we both walked out lol
posted on 28/7/21
Wellll… probably not as exciting as built up. We all worked at Pizza Hut, she was leaving to move north for uni and the two of us went to have a final pizza and a goodbye with the gang. She disappeared for a bit while I was chatting with the guys and I wondered where she was so I went to the staff room and there she was, getting filled out like an application form by the chef against a locker. I was equally shocked and also no word of a lie, I just started laughing as it was so cliched/OTT that I could only laugh and then I walked off and it was the talking point for many a day in the Pizza Hut world. Deffo never would have happened at Dominos.
posted on 28/7/21
comment by Vorsprung durch Tuchel (U1641)
posted 3 minutes ago
The second time I ever got with a girl in school we were in a bedroom at house party getting off. Then she suddenly stopped, looked at me and said ‘get your Willy out’. Thinking I was getting some action, I obliged. She said nice willy but I have a boyfriend so I’m not doing anything with it. Looking back i probs could have secured the deal with more chat but was just kinda like wtf, pulled my pants up and we both walked out lol
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You just told us all that so we’d assume you had a nice Willy. Well played.
posted on 28/7/21
Jay from The Intbetweeners is on ja606???
posted on 28/7/21
Yeah he got me the other day after his article about how united are in their best position since Fergie left. I pointed out that 16-17 or whatever it was they finished second with seven more points which didn't fit with his narrative. Blocked
posted on 28/7/21
Well, creating a massive article bite because you are filtered by Culer is another embarrassing moment
posted on 28/7/21
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but I guess this a good moment to share this.
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's facked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So I stayed at my uncle's farm to bust my chops in the fields. Actually it was just a facking desert. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so facking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shiiit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to have my way with her. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was facked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever facking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
posted on 28/7/21
One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted on 28/7/21
ffs. I read through all that thinking wtf?
How embarrassing
posted on 28/7/21
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 44 minutes ago
Yeah he got me the other day after his article about how united are in their best position since Fergie left. I pointed out that 16-17 or whatever it was they finished second with seven more points which didn't fit with his narrative. Blocked
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It's because you're a useless poster, never say anything thoughtful, original,, witty. So nobody likes you
posted on 28/7/21
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 44 minutes ago
Yeah he got me the other day after his article about how united are in their best position since Fergie left. I pointed out that 16-17 or whatever it was they finished second with seven more points which didn't fit with his narrative. Blocked
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It's because you're a useless poster, never say anything thoughtful, original,, witty. So nobody likes you
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posted on 28/7/21
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 9 minutes ago
ffs. I read through all that thinking wtf?
How embarrassing
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People really feel awkward reading that until the last sentence
Posted it before on facebook, people thinking it was actually true, didnt cop on to the clue.
posted on 28/7/21
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 35 minutes ago
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 44 minutes ago
Yeah he got me the other day after his article about how united are in their best position since Fergie left. I pointed out that 16-17 or whatever it was they finished second with seven more points which didn't fit with his narrative. Blocked
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It's because you're a useless poster, never say anything thoughtful, original,, witty. So nobody likes you
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posted on 28/7/21
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----Wolves poster of the millennium (U11551)
posted 44 minutes ago
Yeah he got me the other day after his article about how united are in their best position since Fergie left. I pointed out that 16-17 or whatever it was they finished second with seven more points which didn't fit with his narrative. Blocked
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It's because you're a useless poster, never say anything thoughtful, original,, witty. So nobody likes you
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But yet my point he filtered was completely valid and factual
posted on 28/7/21
OK you lost me there.
Who is Darf Vader and why and where did you have to go face him?
posted on 28/7/21
comment by RB&W - Always a Legacy (U21434)
posted 5 minutes ago
OK you lost me there.
Who is Darf Vader and why and where did you have to go face him?
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To face a person is to cop off with them, in north Antrim.😘
posted on 28/7/21
What's dooging refered to as?
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