comment by Culér (U9489)
posted 1 minute ago
Nah not me.
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You're a walking fack up.
Had an IT guy question me as I had a live article open all day and Dark Trace had picked it up
comment by Alisson Becker, Liverpool's Number 9 (U3979)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Culér (U9489)
posted 1 minute ago
Nah not me.
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You're a walking fack up.
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comment by Alisson Becker, Liverpool's Number 9 (U3979)
posted 1 minute ago
Had an IT guy question me as I had a live article open all day and Dark Trace had picked it up
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I had a lorry driver turn up one day called Ace, so I smacked him one and broke his jaw in 2 places.
comment by TheBlackCountry (U22512)
posted 9 minutes ago
I had a lorry driver turn up one day called Ace, so I smacked him one and broke his jaw in 2 places.
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I bet you did
I will quite regularly call someone a surfer
When a work colleague, namely my boss, informed me about the sad passing of Jimmy Greaves, my response was pure JA.
"Hahahaaaa.... shut up morespurs, you facking brain dead spacker. Fack me you're thicker than pig shat"
I still laugh about it on my walk to the job centre
I still regularly use the phrase "an shambles" in work, which was picked up many moons ago on here.
comment by Culér (U9489)
posted 1 hour ago
Nah not me.
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You don't have an office job, no doubt still sponging off your parents (or single parent)
I will call my boss a bed wetting cretin once I find another job!
I often use the term rocket sconce to colleagues and in team meetings
I've been known to spend the whole day on 606 instead of doing any work. Silly me!
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
I often use the term rocket sconce to colleagues and in team meetings
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Rocket sconce?
Brilliant.
I will make that part of ma culturage.
comment by Jalisco Red - ¡Viva Ronaldo! (U4195)
posted 14 minutes ago
I've been known to spend the whole day on 606 instead of doing any work. Silly me!
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Fired.
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - ¡Viva Ronaldo! (U4195)
posted 14 minutes ago
I've been known to spend the whole day on 606 instead of doing any work. Silly me!
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Fired.
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I'll just ask Admin to unfire me
It would be funny if your supplier followed JA606 and knew what an insult that was.
I took a straw poll for the office of how many of my staff wipe their backside standing up. My HR lass told me I wasn’t allowed to ask that. It was immediately obvious that she was is “stander-upper”.
That aside, I’ve definitely replied <.doh> to people a few times in frustration
Regularly find myself calling people wums
Made my colleagues run a marathon for my made up dead dad.
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I’ve done a < smiley > in non-ja606 situations before
I'll keep it anonymous but there was once a thread where we were teasing someone for loving Gail Platt and put some pics of her topless in the group. Can't remember what happened exactly but anonymous user clicked them on the work PC not knowing what it was, panicked and did something like shut the monitor down without actually closing the window then went to show his manager something and had to try and explain away these baps on his screen
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posted on 21/9/21
Ooopppssss.😂
posted on 21/9/21
Nah not me.
posted on 21/9/21
comment by Culér (U9489)
posted 1 minute ago
Nah not me.
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You're a walking fack up.
posted on 21/9/21
Had an IT guy question me as I had a live article open all day and Dark Trace had picked it up
posted on 21/9/21
comment by Alisson Becker, Liverpool's Number 9 (U3979)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Culér (U9489)
posted 1 minute ago
Nah not me.
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You're a walking fack up.
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posted on 21/9/21
comment by Alisson Becker, Liverpool's Number 9 (U3979)
posted 1 minute ago
Had an IT guy question me as I had a live article open all day and Dark Trace had picked it up
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posted on 21/9/21
I had a lorry driver turn up one day called Ace, so I smacked him one and broke his jaw in 2 places.
posted on 21/9/21
comment by TheBlackCountry (U22512)
posted 9 minutes ago
I had a lorry driver turn up one day called Ace, so I smacked him one and broke his jaw in 2 places.
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I bet you did
posted on 21/9/21
I will quite regularly call someone a surfer
posted on 21/9/21
When a work colleague, namely my boss, informed me about the sad passing of Jimmy Greaves, my response was pure JA.
"Hahahaaaa.... shut up morespurs, you facking brain dead spacker. Fack me you're thicker than pig shat"
I still laugh about it on my walk to the job centre
posted on 21/9/21
I still regularly use the phrase "an shambles" in work, which was picked up many moons ago on here.
posted on 21/9/21
comment by Culér (U9489)
posted 1 hour ago
Nah not me.
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You don't have an office job, no doubt still sponging off your parents (or single parent)
posted on 21/9/21
I will call my boss a bed wetting cretin once I find another job!
posted on 21/9/21
I often use the term rocket sconce to colleagues and in team meetings
posted on 21/9/21
I've been known to spend the whole day on 606 instead of doing any work. Silly me!
posted on 21/9/21
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
I often use the term rocket sconce to colleagues and in team meetings
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Rocket sconce?
Brilliant.
I will make that part of ma culturage.
posted on 21/9/21
comment by Jalisco Red - ¡Viva Ronaldo! (U4195)
posted 14 minutes ago
I've been known to spend the whole day on 606 instead of doing any work. Silly me!
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Fired.
posted on 21/9/21
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - ¡Viva Ronaldo! (U4195)
posted 14 minutes ago
I've been known to spend the whole day on 606 instead of doing any work. Silly me!
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Fired.
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I'll just ask Admin to unfire me
posted on 21/9/21
It would be funny if your supplier followed JA606 and knew what an insult that was.
posted on 21/9/21
I took a straw poll for the office of how many of my staff wipe their backside standing up. My HR lass told me I wasn’t allowed to ask that. It was immediately obvious that she was is “stander-upper”.
That aside, I’ve definitely replied <.doh> to people a few times in frustration
posted on 21/9/21
Regularly find myself calling people wums
posted on 21/9/21
Made my colleagues run a marathon for my made up dead dad.
posted on 21/9/21
Comment deleted by Article Creator
posted on 21/9/21
I’ve done a < smiley > in non-ja606 situations before
posted on 21/9/21
I'll keep it anonymous but there was once a thread where we were teasing someone for loving Gail Platt and put some pics of her topless in the group. Can't remember what happened exactly but anonymous user clicked them on the work PC not knowing what it was, panicked and did something like shut the monitor down without actually closing the window then went to show his manager something and had to try and explain away these baps on his screen
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