comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 9 seconds ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 41 minutes ago
People who wear pyjamas out in public because they think they look cool (which they don't) or because they are too lazy to get dressed properly
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Thats Dublin mate, feckers living above the MACE and then go shopping in pyjamas and a robe. Like wtaf
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There's a house round the corner from me where people from two different families that live next door to each other sit out in their yard all day every day in their pyjamas smoking and drinking.
It must get boring, at some point they must fancy putting proper clothes on and getting a job just for a change of scenery.
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 1 second ago
I suffer from tinnitus, and I can’t hear the other person when I have the phone to my ear. So sorry Process, but I’m one of those people who always puts people on speaker phone.
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You want the speaker phone apologists thread, Ripleys, not this one
Not read the replies but people using self service machines in shops for full trolley loads when they clearly have no idea how to use a self service machine.
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 7 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 9 seconds ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 41 minutes ago
People who wear pyjamas out in public because they think they look cool (which they don't) or because they are too lazy to get dressed properly
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Thats Dublin mate, feckers living above the MACE and then go shopping in pyjamas and a robe. Like wtaf
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There's a house round the corner from me where people from two different families that live next door to each other sit out in their yard all day every day in their pyjamas smoking and drinking.
It must get boring, at some point they must fancy putting proper clothes on and getting a job just for a change of scenery.
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Maybe it is a new reality show called smoking and drinking in your PJs.
an old friend of my mrs used to be a good looking lass.
now she is covered from head to toe in tatts and has them all over her face... she looks a right state... she also sells her g@sh for cash.
she also thinks she can sing and posts videos on instagram of her looking like a mess and sounding even worse... then people post how amazing she sounds....
no akbar from the other side of the world.... youre just saying that because her growler is nearly out
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 41 minutes ago
People who wear pyjamas out in public because they think they look cool (which they don't) or because they are too lazy to get dressed properly
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Thats Dublin mate, feckers living above the MACE and then go shopping in pyjamas and a robe. Like wtaf
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You never answered me do you still live here and if so what county?
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 hour, 29 minutes ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 1 minute ago
- people who don't queue to get on a slip road in a traffic jam, just drive to the front and squeeze in
- people that overtake you, pull in to your safe distance and then slow down
- people that drive the same speed as you next to you in the middle lane as you rapidly close in on a truck in front so you can't pull out
all need executing
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Also cants that have invisible indicators.
How the fook am I supposed to know what way you're turning.
Barstewards
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No use of indicators and crossing red light, standard in Ireland. RSA should spend some money on campaigns addressing the caaants.
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Do you still live here? You are not wrong but you sound like Sizzle talking about the UK
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Still in Ireland mate. Ouch, compared to Sizzle
People who let the checkout assistant scan everything before they start packing it
Women who wait until they've packed everything at the checkout before rooting around in their bag to try and find their purse, then have to pull out five different cards before they find the right one.
Women who, having eventually found their purse and the right card and paid, stand at the checkout fumbling around trying to do the clasp on their handbag up again rather than fcking off and doing it somewhere else so I can get served.
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 39 minutes ago
Middle lane hoggers
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Dont get this, why the fack drive in the middle when the left lane is facking empty. I always undertake the caants.
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Always flip between whether it’s a bigger statement to undertake or do a whole manoeuvre (if safe) to come just behind them, indicate, go past, and pull back into left hand lane.
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 41 minutes ago
People who wear pyjamas out in public because they think they look cool (which they don't) or because they are too lazy to get dressed properly
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Thats Dublin mate, feckers living above the MACE and then go shopping in pyjamas and a robe. Like wtaf
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You never answered me do you still live here and if so what county?
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Sorry, was going to through comments
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
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tbf not a lot they can do to stop their dog pisssing on the grass
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 7 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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Or people who clearly aren't training their dogs properly. If the dog barks at you to throw the ball or give them a treat, you don't throw the ball or give it a treat.
pick it up, follow them home then chuck it at their house
comment by Vorsprung durch Tuchel (U1641)
posted 3 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 39 minutes ago
Middle lane hoggers
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Dont get this, why the fack drive in the middle when the left lane is facking empty. I always undertake the caants.
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Always flip between whether it’s a bigger statement to undertake or do a whole manoeuvre (if safe) to come just behind them, indicate, go past, and pull back into left hand lane.
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Yep do that too just a big dramatic overtake and then swerve all the way back to the left lane.
comment by plain old dunc (U11713)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
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tbf not a lot they can do to stop their dog pisssing on the grass
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When I had my eldest we moved to a new property which had a garden.
Cats sh!tting all over it. All the time.
I tried sonic alarms, lemon juice, pepper, my own p1ss even, nothing worked.
Got to the point that I was seriously considering the old anti freeze and ground up light bulb purely to protect my kid.
Comes with a maximum of two years in the clink though.
Cats are the most selfish pets in the world. They kills wildlife and sh!t everywhere.
Just make some friends instead.
comment by plain old dunc (U11713)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
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tbf not a lot they can do to stop their dog pisssing on the grass
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No I get that, but just dont walk your dog on the play greens. Its common sense.
comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by plain old dunc (U11713)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
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tbf not a lot they can do to stop their dog pisssing on the grass
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When I had my eldest we moved to a new property which had a garden.
Cats sh!tting all over it. All the time.
I tried sonic alarms, lemon juice, pepper, my own p1ss even, nothing worked.
Got to the point that I was seriously considering the old anti freeze and ground up light bulb purely to protect my kid.
Comes with a maximum of two years in the clink though.
Cats are the most selfish pets in the world. They kills wildlife and sh!t everywhere.
Just make some friends instead.
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Was it Terry Pratchett said that if cats looked like frogs we'd all realise what evil sadistic little bstards they actually are?
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Vorsprung durch Tuchel (U1641)
posted 3 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 39 minutes ago
Middle lane hoggers
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Dont get this, why the fack drive in the middle when the left lane is facking empty. I always undertake the caants.
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Always flip between whether it’s a bigger statement to undertake or do a whole manoeuvre (if safe) to come just behind them, indicate, go past, and pull back into left hand lane.
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Yep do that toojust a big dramatic overtake and then swerve all the way back to the left lane.
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it was other drivers undertaking me or cutting me up without signalling that made me realise I used to middle lane hog, so now I do the same to educate other drivers. it's a community service
People mostly footballers who start” every sentence with “ like I said before” and end every sentence with “you know what I mean”
And female football commentators it just doesn’t work
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by plain old dunc (U11713)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
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tbf not a lot they can do to stop their dog pisssing on the grass
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When I had my eldest we moved to a new property which had a garden.
Cats sh!tting all over it. All the time.
I tried sonic alarms, lemon juice, pepper, my own p1ss even, nothing worked.
Got to the point that I was seriously considering the old anti freeze and ground up light bulb purely to protect my kid.
Comes with a maximum of two years in the clink though.
Cats are the most selfish pets in the world. They kills wildlife and sh!t everywhere.
Just make some friends instead.
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Was it Terry Pratchett said that if cats looked like frogs we'd all realise what evil sadistic little bstards they actually are?
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Haha I think it was and he would be correct.
We get it, you're lonely and want a cat Karen, but they are always everyone else#s problem.
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Vorsprung durch Tuchel (U1641)
posted 3 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 39 minutes ago
Middle lane hoggers
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Dont get this, why the fack drive in the middle when the left lane is facking empty. I always undertake the caants.
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Always flip between whether it’s a bigger statement to undertake or do a whole manoeuvre (if safe) to come just behind them, indicate, go past, and pull back into left hand lane.
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Yep do that toojust a big dramatic overtake and then swerve all the way back to the left lane.
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it was other drivers undertaking me or cutting me up without signalling that made me realise I used to middle lane hog, so now I do the same to educate other drivers. it's a community service
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Solid character development
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 1 second ago
I suffer from tinnitus, and I can’t hear the other person when I have the phone to my ear. So sorry Process, but I’m one of those people who always puts people on speaker phone.
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You want the speaker phone apologists thread, Ripleys, not this one
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Yeah maybe.
Just giving you another reason along with driving and multitasking that you mentioned in your OP.
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 1 hour, 32 minutes ago
People who fly up behind you flashing their lights for you to move over when you’re already 15mph over the speed limit. Nah mate, I’ll take the claim
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People who drive 15mph over the speed limit.
People who aren't racist but seen to be peeved by everything foreigners do it say and his they do or say it.
People who care about his other people dress. I mean its OK to be peeved over how other people drive because it affects you but how other people dress is nine of your business. Do you get peeved when hot birds wear tiny shorts? You can wear what you want, a see through dress or your pants around your ankles. I don't give a fack. If you're happy I'm happy.
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posted on 11/10/21
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 9 seconds ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 41 minutes ago
People who wear pyjamas out in public because they think they look cool (which they don't) or because they are too lazy to get dressed properly
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Thats Dublin mate, feckers living above the MACE and then go shopping in pyjamas and a robe. Like wtaf
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There's a house round the corner from me where people from two different families that live next door to each other sit out in their yard all day every day in their pyjamas smoking and drinking.
It must get boring, at some point they must fancy putting proper clothes on and getting a job just for a change of scenery.
posted on 11/10/21
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 1 second ago
I suffer from tinnitus, and I can’t hear the other person when I have the phone to my ear. So sorry Process, but I’m one of those people who always puts people on speaker phone.
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You want the speaker phone apologists thread, Ripleys, not this one
posted on 11/10/21
Not read the replies but people using self service machines in shops for full trolley loads when they clearly have no idea how to use a self service machine.
posted on 11/10/21
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 7 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 9 seconds ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 41 minutes ago
People who wear pyjamas out in public because they think they look cool (which they don't) or because they are too lazy to get dressed properly
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Thats Dublin mate, feckers living above the MACE and then go shopping in pyjamas and a robe. Like wtaf
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There's a house round the corner from me where people from two different families that live next door to each other sit out in their yard all day every day in their pyjamas smoking and drinking.
It must get boring, at some point they must fancy putting proper clothes on and getting a job just for a change of scenery.
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Maybe it is a new reality show called smoking and drinking in your PJs.
posted on 11/10/21
an old friend of my mrs used to be a good looking lass.
now she is covered from head to toe in tatts and has them all over her face... she looks a right state... she also sells her g@sh for cash.
she also thinks she can sing and posts videos on instagram of her looking like a mess and sounding even worse... then people post how amazing she sounds....
no akbar from the other side of the world.... youre just saying that because her growler is nearly out
posted on 11/10/21
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 41 minutes ago
People who wear pyjamas out in public because they think they look cool (which they don't) or because they are too lazy to get dressed properly
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Thats Dublin mate, feckers living above the MACE and then go shopping in pyjamas and a robe. Like wtaf
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You never answered me do you still live here and if so what county?
posted on 11/10/21
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 hour, 29 minutes ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 1 minute ago
- people who don't queue to get on a slip road in a traffic jam, just drive to the front and squeeze in
- people that overtake you, pull in to your safe distance and then slow down
- people that drive the same speed as you next to you in the middle lane as you rapidly close in on a truck in front so you can't pull out
all need executing
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Also cants that have invisible indicators.
How the fook am I supposed to know what way you're turning.
Barstewards
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No use of indicators and crossing red light, standard in Ireland. RSA should spend some money on campaigns addressing the caaants.
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Do you still live here? You are not wrong but you sound like Sizzle talking about the UK
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Still in Ireland mate. Ouch, compared to Sizzle
posted on 11/10/21
People who let the checkout assistant scan everything before they start packing it
Women who wait until they've packed everything at the checkout before rooting around in their bag to try and find their purse, then have to pull out five different cards before they find the right one.
Women who, having eventually found their purse and the right card and paid, stand at the checkout fumbling around trying to do the clasp on their handbag up again rather than fcking off and doing it somewhere else so I can get served.
posted on 11/10/21
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
posted on 11/10/21
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 39 minutes ago
Middle lane hoggers
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Dont get this, why the fack drive in the middle when the left lane is facking empty. I always undertake the caants.
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Always flip between whether it’s a bigger statement to undertake or do a whole manoeuvre (if safe) to come just behind them, indicate, go past, and pull back into left hand lane.
posted on 11/10/21
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 41 minutes ago
People who wear pyjamas out in public because they think they look cool (which they don't) or because they are too lazy to get dressed properly
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Thats Dublin mate, feckers living above the MACE and then go shopping in pyjamas and a robe. Like wtaf
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You never answered me do you still live here and if so what county?
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Sorry, was going to through comments
posted on 11/10/21
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
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tbf not a lot they can do to stop their dog pisssing on the grass
posted on 11/10/21
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 7 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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Or people who clearly aren't training their dogs properly. If the dog barks at you to throw the ball or give them a treat, you don't throw the ball or give it a treat.
posted on 11/10/21
pick it up, follow them home then chuck it at their house
posted on 11/10/21
comment by Vorsprung durch Tuchel (U1641)
posted 3 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 39 minutes ago
Middle lane hoggers
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Dont get this, why the fack drive in the middle when the left lane is facking empty. I always undertake the caants.
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Always flip between whether it’s a bigger statement to undertake or do a whole manoeuvre (if safe) to come just behind them, indicate, go past, and pull back into left hand lane.
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Yep do that too just a big dramatic overtake and then swerve all the way back to the left lane.
posted on 11/10/21
comment by plain old dunc (U11713)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
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tbf not a lot they can do to stop their dog pisssing on the grass
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When I had my eldest we moved to a new property which had a garden.
Cats sh!tting all over it. All the time.
I tried sonic alarms, lemon juice, pepper, my own p1ss even, nothing worked.
Got to the point that I was seriously considering the old anti freeze and ground up light bulb purely to protect my kid.
Comes with a maximum of two years in the clink though.
Cats are the most selfish pets in the world. They kills wildlife and sh!t everywhere.
Just make some friends instead.
posted on 11/10/21
comment by plain old dunc (U11713)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
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tbf not a lot they can do to stop their dog pisssing on the grass
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No I get that, but just dont walk your dog on the play greens. Its common sense.
posted on 11/10/21
comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by plain old dunc (U11713)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
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tbf not a lot they can do to stop their dog pisssing on the grass
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When I had my eldest we moved to a new property which had a garden.
Cats sh!tting all over it. All the time.
I tried sonic alarms, lemon juice, pepper, my own p1ss even, nothing worked.
Got to the point that I was seriously considering the old anti freeze and ground up light bulb purely to protect my kid.
Comes with a maximum of two years in the clink though.
Cats are the most selfish pets in the world. They kills wildlife and sh!t everywhere.
Just make some friends instead.
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Was it Terry Pratchett said that if cats looked like frogs we'd all realise what evil sadistic little bstards they actually are?
posted on 11/10/21
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Vorsprung durch Tuchel (U1641)
posted 3 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 39 minutes ago
Middle lane hoggers
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Dont get this, why the fack drive in the middle when the left lane is facking empty. I always undertake the caants.
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Always flip between whether it’s a bigger statement to undertake or do a whole manoeuvre (if safe) to come just behind them, indicate, go past, and pull back into left hand lane.
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Yep do that toojust a big dramatic overtake and then swerve all the way back to the left lane.
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it was other drivers undertaking me or cutting me up without signalling that made me realise I used to middle lane hog, so now I do the same to educate other drivers. it's a community service
posted on 11/10/21
People mostly footballers who start” every sentence with “ like I said before” and end every sentence with “you know what I mean”
And female football commentators it just doesn’t work
posted on 11/10/21
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by plain old dunc (U11713)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 5 minutes ago
People who don't//can't control their dogs when out walking, either on or off the lead.
They say "ooh don't worry he won't bite", I'm not fckin scared of it I just don't want your dogs fckin hairs all over my work trousers or drool on my shoes.
Also people who don't pick up after their dogs taken a shiyte on the pavement or in parks.
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I live in a family estate, young familys, millions of kids playing on greens in front of the houses, and theres caant letting their dog pisss and shiiit on the greens. My facking kids play there and they know it as well. And when you address them about it they get facking offended. Something is wrong with the world.
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tbf not a lot they can do to stop their dog pisssing on the grass
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When I had my eldest we moved to a new property which had a garden.
Cats sh!tting all over it. All the time.
I tried sonic alarms, lemon juice, pepper, my own p1ss even, nothing worked.
Got to the point that I was seriously considering the old anti freeze and ground up light bulb purely to protect my kid.
Comes with a maximum of two years in the clink though.
Cats are the most selfish pets in the world. They kills wildlife and sh!t everywhere.
Just make some friends instead.
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Was it Terry Pratchett said that if cats looked like frogs we'd all realise what evil sadistic little bstards they actually are?
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Haha I think it was and he would be correct.
We get it, you're lonely and want a cat Karen, but they are always everyone else#s problem.
posted on 11/10/21
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Vorsprung durch Tuchel (U1641)
posted 3 seconds ago
comment by One Love - Admin 3 (U1250)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by 8bit (U2653)
posted 39 minutes ago
Middle lane hoggers
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Dont get this, why the fack drive in the middle when the left lane is facking empty. I always undertake the caants.
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Always flip between whether it’s a bigger statement to undertake or do a whole manoeuvre (if safe) to come just behind them, indicate, go past, and pull back into left hand lane.
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Yep do that toojust a big dramatic overtake and then swerve all the way back to the left lane.
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it was other drivers undertaking me or cutting me up without signalling that made me realise I used to middle lane hog, so now I do the same to educate other drivers. it's a community service
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Solid character development
posted on 11/10/21
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Ex Lion Tamer. (U1270)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 1 second ago
I suffer from tinnitus, and I can’t hear the other person when I have the phone to my ear. So sorry Process, but I’m one of those people who always puts people on speaker phone.
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You want the speaker phone apologists thread, Ripleys, not this one
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Yeah maybe.
Just giving you another reason along with driving and multitasking that you mentioned in your OP.
posted on 11/10/21
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 1 hour, 32 minutes ago
People who fly up behind you flashing their lights for you to move over when you’re already 15mph over the speed limit. Nah mate, I’ll take the claim
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People who drive 15mph over the speed limit.
People who aren't racist but seen to be peeved by everything foreigners do it say and his they do or say it.
People who care about his other people dress. I mean its OK to be peeved over how other people drive because it affects you but how other people dress is nine of your business. Do you get peeved when hot birds wear tiny shorts? You can wear what you want, a see through dress or your pants around your ankles. I don't give a fack. If you're happy I'm happy.
posted on 11/10/21
His=how
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