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posted on 11/10/21

comment by Son Of Gunnersaurus a.k.a SoG (U1310)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by He’s our centre half! He’s our number 4!* (U22158)
posted 4 minutes ago
Sounds bad but old people who stand at the bus stop ages before the bus is due and it takes them 2 hours to get their money/pass out of their pockets/bag etc.

People with no manners is the worst!!! Cannot fooking stand it. The amount of times I’ve held doors open for people and don’t get nothing from the twots!
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I normally do a big huff in front of them when they don’t thank me for holding the door open
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I say yeah you’re welcome loud so they hear. Whoppers!

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Son Of Gunnersaurus a.k.a SoG (U1310)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by He’s our centre half! He’s our number 4!* (U22158)
posted 4 minutes ago
Sounds bad but old people who stand at the bus stop ages before the bus is due and it takes them 2 hours to get their money/pass out of their pockets/bag etc.

People with no manners is the worst!!! Cannot fooking stand it. The amount of times I’ve held doors open for people and don’t get nothing from the twots!
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I normally do a big huff in front of them when they don’t thank me for holding the door open
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I find it more satisfying to mutter “ignorant cvnt” as they’re walking away

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Stephen McGinn (U1734)
posted 5 hours, 8 minutes ago
Sandy`s backwards
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Agreed

posted on 11/10/21

Another pet peev of mine is people who hold doors open for me. I mean, do I look disabled you dumb fack? I brought myself here all the way from my house and you think I need you to hold the door open? Why stop at holding doors? Why not pick me up from my home and drive me to work or wherever I'm going? You can't do that because that will actually cost you something.

Sometimes I don't go through the door, wait for them to get frustrated and leave angry, then I open the door and go through easy with a smile on my face. Sometimes I break into an all out laugh if they get really angry.

Furthermore, I don't trust feckers who want to hold the door open for me. If you want to help then donate some money to feed hungry kids and provide clean water or something like that. Holding a door open doesn't mean sheet you dumb fack, yet some think it makes them some modern day Mahatma Gandhi. Even more weird is that they expect some sort of display of gratitude.

It takes almost no energy, costs you nothing and adds nothing to society because everyone can open a door for themselves. Try doing something people can't do for themselves.

Also, there could be a tiger on the other side and they're holding the door open so I can be the first to be attacked giving them time to escape.

posted on 11/10/21

How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Son Of Gunnersaurus a.k.a SoG (U1310)
posted 4 hours, 46 minutes ago
People who put pictures of what they had for dinner on Facebook. Feck off with that load of tripe
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Not many folk eat tripe these days tbf

posted on 11/10/21

comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 3 minutes ago
How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.


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Really?

I am an engineer building a new hospital for poor women and children with a vet section for kittens, puppies and baby pandas.

Weetabix is much cheaper than real cement and if this is true it gives me an idea on how I can halve my expenses.

posted on 11/10/21

comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 7 minutes ago
How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.


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Most cereal do that, cornflakes, bran flakes, shredded wheat, rice crispies and all the millions of Chocolate breakfast cereals that are available now

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 7 minutes ago
How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.


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Most cereal do that, cornflakes, bran flakes, shredded wheat, rice crispies and all the millions of Chocolate breakfast cereals that are available now
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Really?

So if they run out of weetabix at the store I still have other options? Excellent.

posted on 11/10/21

Going to have to throw in the roadworker here.

Mythical cants no one has ever seen. Pop up every few miles to close of stretches of road for maximum inconvenience then fack off into thin air. I’m still yet to spot one on any stretch of British motorway, though they’ve been there…to cone half of it off for NO FACKING REASON.

Also standing with them are the stupid basssstards that grant these ‘ works’. It seems none of them have ever looked at a map to realise 2 sets of road works on the same road a mile apart isn’t a smart move.

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 20 seconds ago
Going to have to throw in the roadworker here.
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I'm a caaant but throwing road workers is where I draw the line. If they fall on the road then they might get run over by a truck.

posted on 11/10/21

Mythical cants no one has ever seen. Pop up every few miles to close of stretches of road for maximum inconvenience then fack off into thin air. I’m still yet to spot one on any stretch of British motorway, though they’ve been there…to cone half of it off for NO FACKING REASON.

Also standing with them are the stupid basssstards that grant these ‘ works’. It seems none of them have ever looked at a map to realise 2 sets of road works on the same road a mile apart isn’t a smart move.
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Actually, road works on the same road a mile apart makes sense as you can save a lot of money on logistical costs and expenses, especially if you replace the cement with weetabix or any other cereal.

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Thorgen Kloppinson (U1282)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 20 seconds ago
Going to have to throw in the roadworker here.
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I'm a caaant but throwing road workers is where I draw the line. If they fall on the road then they might get run over by a truck.
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Doesn’t matter anyway…because you’ll never find one to throw anyway

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 7 minutes ago
How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.


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Most cereal do that, cornflakes, bran flakes, shredded wheat, rice crispies and all the millions of Chocolate breakfast cereals that are available now
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I don’t think many compare to weetabix though.

https://www.newscientist.com/lastword/mg21128292-300-cereal-cement/


posted on 11/10/21

Scaffolders

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by Thorgen Kloppinson (U1282)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 20 seconds ago
Going to have to throw in the roadworker here.
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I'm a caaant but throwing road workers is where I draw the line. If they fall on the road then they might get run over by a truck.
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Doesn’t matter anyway…because you’ll never find one to throw anyway
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"Going to have to throw in the roadworker here."

Too late.



posted on 11/10/21

comment by Thorgen Kloppinson (U1282)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 3 minutes ago
How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Really?

I am an engineer building a new hospital for poor women and children with a vet section for kittens, puppies and baby pandas.

Weetabix is much cheaper than real cement and if this is true it gives me an idea on how I can halve my expenses.
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Pound for pound, is it really that much cheaper?

A hospital made out of weekabix is probably a step forward for the NHS…

posted on 11/10/21

comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Thorgen Kloppinson (U1282)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 3 minutes ago
How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Really?

I am an engineer building a new hospital for poor women and children with a vet section for kittens, puppies and baby pandas.

Weetabix is much cheaper than real cement and if this is true it gives me an idea on how I can halve my expenses.
----------------------------------------------------------------------


Pound for pound, is it really that much cheaper?

A hospital made out of weekabix is probably a step forward for the NHS…
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Yeah, and schools too. When patients don't get food due to the shortage of nurses or when government refuses to feed hungry kids then they can just start eating the walls.

posted on 11/10/21

comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 15 minutes ago

Pound for pound, is it really that much cheaper?

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Depends if you buy branded or go for Aldi wheat bisks.

I can't speak for the compressive strength of own brand though.

posted on 11/10/21

comment by meltonblue (U10617)
posted 47 minutes ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 7 minutes ago
How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Most cereal do that, cornflakes, bran flakes, shredded wheat, rice crispies and all the millions of Chocolate breakfast cereals that are available now
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I don’t think many compare to weetabix though.

https://www.newscientist.com/lastword/mg21128292-300-cereal-cement/



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Porridge is the same, I get the right hump when the mrs doesn’t rinse the fackin bowl out.

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 20 seconds ago
comment by meltonblue (U10617)
posted 47 minutes ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 7 minutes ago
How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Most cereal do that, cornflakes, bran flakes, shredded wheat, rice crispies and all the millions of Chocolate breakfast cereals that are available now
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I don’t think many compare to weetabix though.

https://www.newscientist.com/lastword/mg21128292-300-cereal-cement/



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Porridge is the same, I get the right hump when the mrs doesn’t rinse the fackin bowl out.
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Sounds like your missus knows her place. I knew you wouldn't let me down Pranks

posted on 11/10/21

comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 2 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Don (U22703)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Thorgen Kloppinson (U1282)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Thorgen Kloppinson (U1282)
posted 56 seconds ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 1 hour, 32 minutes ago
People who fly up behind you flashing their lights for you to move over when you’re already 15mph over the speed limit. Nah mate, I’ll take the claim
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People who drive 15mph over the speed limit.

People who aren't racist but seen to be peeved by everything foreigners do it say and his they do or say it.

People who care about his other people dress. I mean its OK to be peeved over how other people drive because it affects you but how other people dress is nine of your business. Do you get peeved when hot birds wear tiny shorts? You can wear what you want, a see through dress or your pants around your ankles. I don't give a fack. If you're happy I'm happy.
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To extend the racist theme the people on social media who start off posts with "I'm not racist but..."


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Yeah, almost always followed by something racist.
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But...they're not racist remember!
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The comments regarding Eastern European drivers is a good example
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Ya can’t dislike an aspect of someone’s culture without being racist imo.
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Of course you can, not liking curry doesn't make you racist. Or throwing donkeys off towers, or eating puffins, disliking those doesn't make. you racist.

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Thorgen Kloppinson (U1282)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 20 seconds ago
comment by meltonblue (U10617)
posted 47 minutes ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 7 minutes ago
How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Most cereal do that, cornflakes, bran flakes, shredded wheat, rice crispies and all the millions of Chocolate breakfast cereals that are available now
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I don’t think many compare to weetabix though.

https://www.newscientist.com/lastword/mg21128292-300-cereal-cement/



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Porridge is the same, I get the right hump when the mrs doesn’t rinse the fackin bowl out.
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Sounds like your missus knows her place. I knew you wouldn't let me down Pranks
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I don’t let the mrs near the kitchen mate, I prefer meat served moist not burned to a fackin crisp

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Thorgen Kloppinson (U1282)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 20 seconds ago
comment by meltonblue (U10617)
posted 47 minutes ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 7 minutes ago
How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Most cereal do that, cornflakes, bran flakes, shredded wheat, rice crispies and all the millions of Chocolate breakfast cereals that are available now
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I don’t think many compare to weetabix though.

https://www.newscientist.com/lastword/mg21128292-300-cereal-cement/



----------------------------------------------------------------------
Porridge is the same, I get the right hump when the mrs doesn’t rinse the fackin bowl out.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like your missus knows her place. I knew you wouldn't let me down Pranks
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I don’t let the mrs near the kitchen mate, I prefer meat served moist not burned to a fackin crisp
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Aaaah! You don't let her near the kitchen to make her use barbeque grill in the yard? What a man!

Or do you get other women besides your mrs to cook your meat the way you like it? Thats amazing. I look up to you.

posted on 11/10/21

comment by Thorgen Kloppinson (U1282)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Thorgen Kloppinson (U1282)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - I’ll make you famous! (U22336)
posted 20 seconds ago
comment by meltonblue (U10617)
posted 47 minutes ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted 7 minutes ago
How does weetabix do that?

It literally does get as hard as cement.


----------------------------------------------------------------------
Most cereal do that, cornflakes, bran flakes, shredded wheat, rice crispies and all the millions of Chocolate breakfast cereals that are available now
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I don’t think many compare to weetabix though.

https://www.newscientist.com/lastword/mg21128292-300-cereal-cement/



----------------------------------------------------------------------
Porridge is the same, I get the right hump when the mrs doesn’t rinse the fackin bowl out.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like your missus knows her place. I knew you wouldn't let me down Pranks
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I don’t let the mrs near the kitchen mate, I prefer meat served moist not burned to a fackin crisp
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Aaaah! You don't let her near the kitchen to make her use barbeque grill in the yard? What a man!

Or do you get other women besides your mrs to cook your meat the way you like it? Thats amazing. I look up to you.


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Ffs man, I know this

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