There was wondering what Fletcher actually did apart from ooze United DNA from every pore. But apparently he also performs as a court jester
I very much hope that ETH will be removing any input Fletch has to make by promoting him to cone duty.
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 2 minutes ago
There was wondering what Fletcher actually did apart from ooze United DNA from every pore. But apparently he also performs as a court jester
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I’ve got that scene from Braveheart in my head - I think it’s where the English king pretends to listen to his foppish son’s new ‘military advisor’, putting his arm around him confidingly before propelling him out of the castle window.
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 1 minute ago
🤣🤣🤣
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You wait till Slabelele bosses the midfield next season.
Ten Hag has a reputation for retraining players in new positions, so don’t rule this one out.
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 24 seconds ago
Ten Hag has a reputation for retraining players in new positions, so don’t rule this one out.
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Honestly, we can rule this one out.
Garner aims to impress the manager in pre season.
Fletcher should be booted out of the club for even suggesting it - even as a joke.
comment by Erik Don Hag (U22703)
posted 1 minute ago
Garner aims to impress the manager in pre season.
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At left-back.
That scotch whiskey knocks you about
On top of everything else, wouldn’t this mean we’d need to add another CB to the CB we already need to buy?
* according to a post with no attribution on a Facebook group that competes with other United content aggregators for followers
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 24 seconds ago
Ten Hag has a reputation for retraining players in new positions, so don’t rule this one out.
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Honestly, we can rule this one out.
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🤣 I think so
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
On top of everything else, wouldn’t this mean we’d need to add another CB to the CB we already need to buy?
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Nah, that's what we are signing the Watford GK for...
comment by Boudewijn Pahlplatz (U15867)
posted 1 second ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
On top of everything else, wouldn’t this mean we’d need to add another CB to the CB we already need to buy?
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Nah, that's what we are signing the Watford GK for...
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Makes sense that tbh... We can't possibly be buying him for his goalkeeping ability, he's dog shiiite
Maguire as a dm, Rashford cf, Fred lb and McTominay rb. Embrace it.
comment by Shugs (U14253)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boudewijn Pahlplatz (U15867)
posted 1 second ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
On top of everything else, wouldn’t this mean we’d need to add another CB to the CB we already need to buy?
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Nah, that's what we are signing the Watford GK for...
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Makes sense that tbh... We can't possibly be buying him for his goalkeeping ability, he's dog shiiite
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Yeh I heard he’s pretty good at the back, man
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 21 seconds ago
Maguire as a dm, Rashford cf, Fred lb and McTominay rb. Embrace it.
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Total Football(ing catastrophe of biblical proportions)
If we play with wing-backs could Aaron Wan-Bissaka be deployed as a w-b
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 21 seconds ago
Maguire as a dm, Rashford cf, Fred lb and McTominay rb. Embrace it.
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Total Football(ing catastrophe of biblical proportions)
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We had that with them in their normal positions.
I can't believe the transfer window has been open this long and we still haven't retrained Maguire as a DM.
Retrain him? Excellent idea. Yes.
Let’s see if he can make good scramble eggs and a cuppa tea.
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No need for a new DM after all!
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posted on 23/6/22
There was wondering what Fletcher actually did apart from ooze United DNA from every pore. But apparently he also performs as a court jester
posted on 23/6/22
I very much hope that ETH will be removing any input Fletch has to make by promoting him to cone duty.
posted on 23/6/22
🤣🤣🤣
posted on 23/6/22
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 2 minutes ago
There was wondering what Fletcher actually did apart from ooze United DNA from every pore. But apparently he also performs as a court jester
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I’ve got that scene from Braveheart in my head - I think it’s where the English king pretends to listen to his foppish son’s new ‘military advisor’, putting his arm around him confidingly before propelling him out of the castle window.
posted on 23/6/22
comment by Got_Better (U6241)
posted 1 minute ago
🤣🤣🤣
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You wait till Slabelele bosses the midfield next season.
posted on 23/6/22
Ten Hag has a reputation for retraining players in new positions, so don’t rule this one out.
posted on 23/6/22
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 24 seconds ago
Ten Hag has a reputation for retraining players in new positions, so don’t rule this one out.
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Honestly, we can rule this one out.
posted on 23/6/22
Garner aims to impress the manager in pre season.
posted on 23/6/22
Fletcher should be booted out of the club for even suggesting it - even as a joke.
posted on 23/6/22
comment by Erik Don Hag (U22703)
posted 1 minute ago
Garner aims to impress the manager in pre season.
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At left-back.
posted on 23/6/22
That scotch whiskey knocks you about
posted on 23/6/22
Has to be a spoof
posted on 23/6/22
On top of everything else, wouldn’t this mean we’d need to add another CB to the CB we already need to buy?
posted on 23/6/22
* according to a post with no attribution on a Facebook group that competes with other United content aggregators for followers
posted on 23/6/22
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 24 seconds ago
Ten Hag has a reputation for retraining players in new positions, so don’t rule this one out.
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Honestly, we can rule this one out.
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🤣 I think so
posted on 23/6/22
Greenwood!
posted on 23/6/22
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
On top of everything else, wouldn’t this mean we’d need to add another CB to the CB we already need to buy?
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Nah, that's what we are signing the Watford GK for...
posted on 23/6/22
comment by Boudewijn Pahlplatz (U15867)
posted 1 second ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
On top of everything else, wouldn’t this mean we’d need to add another CB to the CB we already need to buy?
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Nah, that's what we are signing the Watford GK for...
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Makes sense that tbh... We can't possibly be buying him for his goalkeeping ability, he's dog shiiite
posted on 23/6/22
Maguire as a dm, Rashford cf, Fred lb and McTominay rb. Embrace it.
posted on 23/6/22
comment by Shugs (U14253)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boudewijn Pahlplatz (U15867)
posted 1 second ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
On top of everything else, wouldn’t this mean we’d need to add another CB to the CB we already need to buy?
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Nah, that's what we are signing the Watford GK for...
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Makes sense that tbh... We can't possibly be buying him for his goalkeeping ability, he's dog shiiite
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Yeh I heard he’s pretty good at the back, man
posted on 23/6/22
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 21 seconds ago
Maguire as a dm, Rashford cf, Fred lb and McTominay rb. Embrace it.
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Total Football(ing catastrophe of biblical proportions)
posted on 23/6/22
If we play with wing-backs could Aaron Wan-Bissaka be deployed as a w-b
posted on 23/6/22
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Darren The King Fletcher (U10026)
posted 21 seconds ago
Maguire as a dm, Rashford cf, Fred lb and McTominay rb. Embrace it.
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Total Football(ing catastrophe of biblical proportions)
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We had that with them in their normal positions.
posted on 23/6/22
I can't believe the transfer window has been open this long and we still haven't retrained Maguire as a DM.
posted on 23/6/22
Retrain him? Excellent idea. Yes.
Let’s see if he can make good scramble eggs and a cuppa tea.
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