Can't be bothered writing an article about it but this is trolling by Javid surely

https://twitter.com/sajidjavid/status/1542890015482679297?t=xmfTZPWkgjMzVSIfXLYORw&s=19

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 12 minutes ago
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posted 7 seconds ago
comment by Gaffer Pranks - Suck On Deeeeeeez Nuts (U22336)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Del Boy (U22000)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Chelsea trying to hijack everyone’s transfers
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Well maybe their learning
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Yeh we probably aren't the best club to hijack.
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The Obi Mikel one should have taught them a lesson.

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They should have felt a disturbance in the force.

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 10 minutes ago
Can't be bothered writing an article about it but this is trolling by Javid surely

https://twitter.com/sajidjavid/status/1542890015482679297?t=xmfTZPWkgjMzVSIfXLYORw&s=19
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🤣

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posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 7 seconds ago
comment by Gaffer Pranks - Suck On Deeeeeeez Nuts (U22336)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Del Boy (U22000)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Chelsea trying to hijack everyone’s transfers
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Well maybe their learning
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Yeh we probably aren't the best club to hijack.
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The Obi Mikel one should have taught them a lesson.

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They should have felt a disturbance in the force.
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Don’t you start.

comment by Gaffer Pranks - Suck On Deeeeeeez Nuts (U22336)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
comment by Del Boy (U22000)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Chelsea trying to hijack everyone’s transfers
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Well maybe their learning
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they’re

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
Can't be bothered writing an article about it but this is trolling by Javid surely

https://twitter.com/sajidjavid/status/1542890015482679297?t=xmfTZPWkgjMzVSIfXLYORw&s=19
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Not a great choice for the day yet another Tory MP resigns his post as a result of sexxual misconduct coming to light.

Although it’s now happening so often, there isn’t necessarily going to be a safe day to schedule a visit to Lickey End.

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posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Gaffer Pranks - Suck On Deeeeeeez Nuts (U22336)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
comment by Del Boy (U22000)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Chelsea trying to hijack everyone’s transfers
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Well maybe their learning
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they’re
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Thare

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posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Gaffer Pranks - Suck On Deeeeeeez Nuts (U22336)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
comment by Del Boy (U22000)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Chelsea trying to hijack everyone’s transfers
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Well maybe their learning
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they’re
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Maffer pranks doesn’t know the difference.

OP Im pretty sure that is there is a deal on the table there will be a reason to why it has been delayed. If it is actually been delayed. There is no reason why you should BINTK either way.

United doomers straight on Ja with an article not surprised

Won’t happen, we’re a bit like you lot this summer, linked with everyone

comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 11 hours, 18 minutes ago
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 2 minutes ago
He's been on holiday, hasn't he? Doubt he was discussing terms over a pins colada
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That’s what agents are for, aren’t they?
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They may well negotiate them but won't sign anything or agree to anything on his behalf. And De Jong won't be doing either of those things on holiday. Have you ever heard of a player signing for a club whilst on holidays before?
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Termi is as thick as fvck!

comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 11 hours, 45 minutes ago
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 2 minutes ago
He's been on holiday, hasn't he? Doubt he was discussing terms over a pins colada
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That’s what agents are for, aren’t they?
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They may well negotiate them but won't sign anything or agree to anything on his behalf. And De Jong won't be doing either of those things on holiday. Have you ever heard of a player signing for a club whilst on holidays before?
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Yes, all the time. Salah yesterday

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comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 11 hours, 45 minutes ago
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 2 minutes ago
He's been on holiday, hasn't he? Doubt he was discussing terms over a pins colada
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That’s what agents are for, aren’t they?
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They may well negotiate them but won't sign anything or agree to anything on his behalf. And De Jong won't be doing either of those things on holiday. Have you ever heard of a player signing for a club whilst on holidays before?
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Yes, all the time. Salah yesterday
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Was going to post the same thing.

Would make sense why would Frankie join a circus like Utd.


Frankie doesn't want to go to Hollywood.

comment by Gaffer Pranks - Suck On Deeeeeeez Nuts (U22336)
posted 10 hours, 48 minutes ago
comment by Del Boy (U22000)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Chelsea trying to hijack everyone’s transfers
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Well maybe their learning
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(They're) which is obviously more than you are pranks...

comment by Luke Combs - FJB (U3979)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 11 hours, 45 minutes ago
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 2 minutes ago
He's been on holiday, hasn't he? Doubt he was discussing terms over a pins colada
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That’s what agents are for, aren’t they?
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They may well negotiate them but won't sign anything or agree to anything on his behalf. And De Jong won't be doing either of those things on holiday. Have you ever heard of a player signing for a club whilst on holidays before?
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Yes, all the time. Salah yesterday
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Really? What club did he sign for? Oh wait, you're talking about a player agreeing to stay at a club he was already at. Not really the same thing, is it? And "all the time?" I'd like some examples as it really doesn't happen

comment by Randomer (U5245)
posted 9 hours, 2 minutes ago
Won’t happen, we’re a bit like you lot this summer, linked with everyone
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Simple really. Not sure why you and Utd fans don't get it.
Chelsea's landscape has changed. They are now run by a corporation and won't be chucking money around like it doesn't matter. Welcome to every other club's world ( apart from City ) where the books have to be balanced, not debts just written off.

As for Utd. Sorry, but your club is in a toxic mess, with no CL football on offer. If we ( the unwashed public ) know going to your club is more than just a risk with all the negative stuff going on, why would professional footballers with much more inside knowledge, want to go there ?

Not saying either club can't/won't buy anyone, but the "expense no problem, spend what you like" and the "snap our fingers and we can get anyone" periods both of you have enjoyed in previous years, are now gone.

comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 2 hours, 11 minutes ago
comment by Luke Combs - FJB (U3979)
posted 15 minutes ago
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posted 11 hours, 45 minutes ago
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 2 minutes ago
He's been on holiday, hasn't he? Doubt he was discussing terms over a pins colada
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That’s what agents are for, aren’t they?
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They may well negotiate them but won't sign anything or agree to anything on his behalf. And De Jong won't be doing either of those things on holiday. Have you ever heard of a player signing for a club whilst on holidays before?
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Yes, all the time. Salah yesterday
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Really? What club did he sign for? Oh wait, you're talking about a player agreeing to stay at a club he was already at. Not really the same thing, is it? And "all the time?" I'd like some examples as it really doesn't happen
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Richarlison had his Spurs medical and signed his contract .....whilst in Brazil.
But I am sure you are right and know everything there is to know about player transfers / contracts.

comment by chelski-badger (U22493)
posted 2 hours, 24 minutes ago
Would make sense why would Frankie join a circus like Utd.


Frankie doesn't want to go to Hollywood.
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If he signed for Chelsea, would the headlines be 'Frenkie goes to Boehlywood'?

comment by SteveF (U22027)
posted 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
comment by Randomer (U5245)
posted 9 hours, 2 minutes ago
Won’t happen, we’re a bit like you lot this summer, linked with everyone
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Simple really. Not sure why you and Utd fans don't get it.
Chelsea's landscape has changed. They are now run by a corporation and won't be chucking money around like it doesn't matter. Welcome to every other club's world ( apart from City ) where the books have to be balanced, not debts just written off.

As for Utd. Sorry, but your club is in a toxic mess, with no CL football on offer. If we ( the unwashed public ) know going to your club is more than just a risk with all the negative stuff going on, why would professional footballers with much more inside knowledge, want to go there ?

Not saying either club can't/won't buy anyone, but the "expense no problem, spend what you like" and the "snap our fingers and we can get anyone" periods both of you have enjoyed in previous years, are now gone.
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Your head is literally made of cement isn’t it?

comment by Randomer (U5245)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by SteveF (U22027)
posted 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
comment by Randomer (U5245)
posted 9 hours, 2 minutes ago
Won’t happen, we’re a bit like you lot this summer, linked with everyone
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Simple really. Not sure why you and Utd fans don't get it.
Chelsea's landscape has changed. They are now run by a corporation and won't be chucking money around like it doesn't matter. Welcome to every other club's world ( apart from City ) where the books have to be balanced, not debts just written off.

As for Utd. Sorry, but your club is in a toxic mess, with no CL football on offer. If we ( the unwashed public ) know going to your club is more than just a risk with all the negative stuff going on, why would professional footballers with much more inside knowledge, want to go there ?

Not saying either club can't/won't buy anyone, but the "expense no problem, spend what you like" and the "snap our fingers and we can get anyone" periods both of you have enjoyed in previous years, are now gone.
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Your head is literally made of cement isn’t it?
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Literally made of cement. That would be something.

comment by SteveF (U22027)
posted 2 hours, 32 minutes ago
comment by Randomer (U5245)
posted 9 hours, 2 minutes ago
Won’t happen, we’re a bit like you lot this summer, linked with everyone
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Simple really. Not sure why you and Utd fans don't get it.
Chelsea's landscape has changed. They are now run by a corporation and won't be chucking money around like it doesn't matter. Welcome to every other club's world ( apart from City ) where the books have to be balanced, not debts just written off.

As for Utd. Sorry, but your club is in a toxic mess, with no CL football on offer. If we ( the unwashed public ) know going to your club is more than just a risk with all the negative stuff going on, why would professional footballers with much more inside knowledge, want to go there ?

Not saying either club can't/won't buy anyone, but the "expense no problem, spend what you like" and the "snap our fingers and we can get anyone" periods both of you have enjoyed in previous years, are now gone.
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Such insight.

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 5 hours, 2 minutes ago
comment by Gaffer Pranks - Suck On Deeeeeeez Nuts (U22336)
posted 10 hours, 48 minutes ago
comment by Del Boy (U22000)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
Chelsea trying to hijack everyone’s transfers
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Well maybe their learning
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(They're) which is obviously more than you are pranks...
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Spelling police, Shut it old man

Quite a few rumours Sterling to Chelsea is almost done.

Quality signing that.