They’re all nonces and cuuunts. Get a Keir in now.

Jacob Rees Mogg aka Walter Brown

comment by Ignacio Varga (U11781)
posted 1 minute ago
They’re all nonces and cuuunts. Get a Keir in now.
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Somebody doesn't understand how politics works...

If they have to wear a blue tie Rory Stewart.

Otherwise Blackford for PM

comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 40 seconds ago
If they have to wear a blue tie Rory Stewart.

Otherwise Blackford for PM
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The Scottish Sam Allardyce for PM? No facking thank you.

i have offered boris my services as chancellor

comment by Whitehotlanespur (U9832)
posted 59 seconds ago
i have offered boris my services as chancellor
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Did you threaten to quit if he didn't give you the role?

Nigel Farage

The babe that is Nadine Dorries surely

They'll go Gove

None of them. Disband the party.

Put Klopp in charge of the country. Done.

comment by Luke Combs - FJB (U3979)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by HB Fash (U21935)
posted 40 seconds ago
If they have to wear a blue tie Rory Stewart.

Otherwise Blackford for PM
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The Scottish Sam Allardyce for PM? No facking thank you.
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comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 5 minutes ago
They'll go Gove
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The Sun would catch him in an expose in weeks they wouldn't take the risk.

Hopefully Boris will hang on as long as is humanly possible, continue to tear the Tories apart, cause a constitutional crisis furthering the argument for parliamentary reform, and then call an election.

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 11 seconds ago
The babe that is Nadine Dorries surely
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Its funny isnt it that voters often demand politicians who are more down to earth, more like them...step forward Nadine Dorries, who is from a working class scouse background, trained as a nurse, set up her own business providingn child care...proper life experience that those of us who didnt go to Eton could
maybe relate to.

Then she opens her gob and spouts total sheite with gaff after gaff and clearly isnt the sharpest tool in the box, and you end up thinking...ok, may be lets not have politicians who are more like the electorate.

Not a woman, please

comment by Wetherby White (U6810)
posted 1 minute ago
Not a woman, please
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Thoughts as you enter the gloryhole

moggy for the boys

comment by Wetherby White (U6810)
posted 5 minutes ago
Not a woman, please
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Another dancing queen please

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comment by Wetherby White (U6810)
posted 23 minutes ago
Not a woman, please
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Mysogenist dinosaur

Mourdant is a good shout but maybe Jeremy Hunt?

Only those that have stepped down should be considered. All those still in with Boris should be kicked out along with him.

If they have any sense it will be someone in the party outside the government.

Has to be Priti