comment by Spursmeupb4ugoshow (U20265)
posted 54 seconds ago
A girl who looked like this :

<A href="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2I-yUI9SJQQ/hqdefault.jpg" rel=nofollow target=_blank>http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2I-yUI9SJQQ/hqdefault.jpg</A>

was so impressed by my moves last night (in particular, a sliding hop shuffle with a spin), that when I smiled back at her on the dance floor, she said to her friend, "he just smiled at me".


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Oh, you're J. How long will these fascinating "A girl looked at me/I looked at a girl" stories run, you seem to have a limitless supply of material?

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Wow, that IS fun

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comment by niceWAYNEorder Pot 3 was good while it lasted (U20092)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Spursmeupb4ugoshow (U20265)
posted 54 seconds ago
A girl who looked like this :

<A href="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2I-yUI9SJQQ/hqdefault.jpg" rel=nofollow target=_blank>http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2I-yUI9SJQQ/hqdefault.jpg</A>

was so impressed by my moves last night (in particular, a sliding hop shuffle with a spin), that when I smiled back at her on the dance floor, she said to her friend, "he just smiled at me".


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Oh, you're J. How long will these fascinating "A girl looked at me/I looked at a girl" stories run, you seem to have a limitless supply of material?
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Every single girl in the club was trying to give me smiley eye contact. All of them. They were everywhere.

It was just the holly valance one had the confidence to come and try her luck.

Smokin hot she was.

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"Every single girl in the club was trying to give me smiley eye contact."

And you slept with how many of them?

Surely in anenviroment where there's lots of alcohol and drugs and music and dancing, everyone is very happy and smiley generally?

Did your séx education not go beyond "Make eye contact"?

comment by Better Call Dave (U1060)
posted 13 seconds ago
What happened after this?
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What do you think happened my sann

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comment by Better Call Dave (U1060)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by Spursmeupb4ugoshow (U20265)
posted 9 seconds ago
comment by Better Call Dave (U1060)
posted 13 seconds ago
What happened after this?
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What do you think happened my sann
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They all left with fellas and you cried?
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Nope

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Not exactly facked.

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Unbelievably........

I'd just walked in this place. Jump up on stage and do this shuffle thing, only for the manager or someone to come over and tell me to get down, and that if I went up there again I was out.

But, o swwwwear to God, in hose 10 seconds or so I was up there, every girl,who saw it was pretty much ready to drop their knickers.

The next couple of minutes I went round the dance floor, every girl was giving me the eye, with like massive fun smiles. Holly valance gets her hottest club moves out and basically stands right in front of me smiling at me while dancing with her friend.....


Jeez.....

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I suddenly lose all ability to dance.

I'm desperately looking for somewhere I can dance, and just don't feel at all comfortable.

The girls carry on smiling for about 10-15 minutes or so (shows what a good first impression will do) before they slowly start backing out.

I'm just stood there like a sweaty caant.

I kept thinking of the German golfer bernhard langer, when he got the yips and couldn't put.

I was just like dong "I don't believe it" faces, and thinking "I've got the yips. I've got the fackin yips"

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Anyway, now and again I manage to put some moves together. These black dudes watch my feet for ages, come up and knuckle tap me, give me some applause and stuff, and at one point these girls sitting on the stage clap me. But I can't string it together, and I feel like crap.

I then start thinking I must be having a panic attack because of all the attention.

By this point, even the manager who chucked me off the stage is looking like 'omg, how gas he facked this up ?'

Then the black dudes start looking at me like 'wtf's happened to your moves ? That's facked up'.

So I leave, and promptly throw up on my shoe.

Half an hour later I'm spewing everywhere, and don't stop dthitting and puking all night.

Fackin food poisoning

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