If you can't beat em, why have kids?!
A fool and his money are a friend indeed
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A rose by any other name is probably a tulip
If it ain't broke, i'll have it.
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Don't drink and drive, drink and drive and juggle.
One man's hash is another man's pleasure.
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
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Time mends all wombs
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Quit while you're a peahead
This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor….I don’t know
what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word
HONDA”.
“That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you
think you could fart for me?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure.”
And sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA”.
After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the
doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach
specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say
“HONDA.” It is a completely out of this world medical condition.
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man
to a dentist.
After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up
the guys mouth and examining it.
The dentist says “A-haa!!!!….I have solved the problem.”
The patient says “What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”…..The
dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”
The guy says “Yeah….so….What has that got to do with my farts?”
The dentist replies, “Cant you see??….. Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”
As happy as a sandboy in a catholic church
If you want something done right, ask the wife
Ask a silly question and I'll punch you in the face
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I'm going to beat seven shades of burgundy out of him
Red sky at night.... Angel delight, red sky in the morning..... ANGEL DELIGHT
Lee mack
Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved Jerry Hall
Born within the sound of baubles
Team meeting/ Secret Santa thingy
A chain is only as strong as a woman scorned
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posted on 21/12/16
If you can't beat em, why have kids?!
posted on 21/12/16
A fool and his money are a friend indeed
posted on 21/12/16
Beggars can't be losers
posted on 21/12/16
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posted on 21/12/16
A rose by any other name is probably a tulip
posted on 21/12/16
If it ain't broke, i'll have it.
posted on 21/12/16
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posted on 21/12/16
Don't drink and drive, drink and drive and juggle.
posted on 21/12/16
One man's hash is another man's pleasure.
posted on 21/12/16
Time mends all wombs
posted on 21/12/16
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted less than a minute ago
Time mends all wombs
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posted on 21/12/16
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 21/12/16
Quit while you're a peahead
posted on 21/12/16
This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor….I don’t know
what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word
HONDA”.
“That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you
think you could fart for me?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure.”
And sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA”.
After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the
doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach
specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say
“HONDA.” It is a completely out of this world medical condition.
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man
to a dentist.
After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up
the guys mouth and examining it.
The dentist says “A-haa!!!!….I have solved the problem.”
The patient says “What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”…..The
dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”
The guy says “Yeah….so….What has that got to do with my farts?”
The dentist replies, “Cant you see??….. Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”
posted on 21/12/16
As happy as a sandboy in a catholic church
posted on 21/12/16
If you want something done right, ask the wife
posted on 21/12/16
Ask a silly question and I'll punch you in the face
posted on 21/12/16
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 21/12/16
I'm going to beat seven shades of burgundy out of him
posted on 21/12/16
Red sky at night.... Angel delight, red sky in the morning..... ANGEL DELIGHT
Lee mack
posted on 21/12/16
Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved Jerry Hall
posted on 21/12/16
Born within the sound of baubles
posted on 21/12/16
Cuum on eileen
posted on 21/12/16
Team meeting/ Secret Santa thingy
posted on 21/12/16
A chain is only as strong as a woman scorned
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