comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted less than a minute ago
Team meeting/ Secret Santa thingy
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Egg slicer time

Sounds like a threat that

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted less than a minute ago
Sounds like a threat that
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Violence is likely

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Rapt will probs get a bad present, flip out and call one of them a christian cannnnt

Ben will spend most of Christmas rectifying that lot

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I hope someone someone else thought an egg slicer was a suitable gift

Have a good nap G

Or two someones

comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 1 second ago
I hope someone someone else thought an egg slicer was a suitable gift
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I hope his colleagues are all equally as cheap and they all get the same present

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 1 second ago
I hope someone someone else thought an egg slicer was a suitable gift
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I hope his colleagues are all equally as cheap and they all get the same present
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If he comes on complaining about the cheap caant who got him an egg slicer I may die laughing

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 1 second ago
I hope someone someone else thought an egg slicer was a suitable gift
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I hope his colleagues are all equally as cheap and they all get the same present
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SIGH

Its £5 budget. The egg slicer cost me 5 quid.

The meeting

comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 1 second ago
I hope someone someone else thought an egg slicer was a suitable gift
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I hope his colleagues are all equally as cheap and they all get the same present
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If he comes on complaining about the cheap caant who got him an egg slicer I may die laughing
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I may no longer exist chortling as well

Could be worse, he could have bought 5 kids tickets for West Ham

comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted 33 seconds ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 1 second ago
I hope someone someone else thought an egg slicer was a suitable gift
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I hope his colleagues are all equally as cheap and they all get the same present
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SIGH

Its £5 budget. The egg slicer cost me 5 quid.

The meeting
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Im becoming increasingly attracted to this egg slocer thing.

If you eat a lot of salads with egg in, a fiver's a pretty good deal imo.

comment by Billy J Idol (U1059)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted 33 seconds ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 1 second ago
I hope someone someone else thought an egg slicer was a suitable gift
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I hope his colleagues are all equally as cheap and they all get the same present
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SIGH

Its £5 budget. The egg slicer cost me 5 quid.

The meeting
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Im becoming increasingly attracted to this egg slocer thing.

If you eat a lot of salads with egg in, a fiver's a pretty good deal imo.
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And eating so many eggs would mean you no longer have friends to go to the pub with, so you save even more

Winner winner egg salad dinner

If I do a salad I only chop the egg into quarters, so I'd be saving the slicer for next years secret santa

Go to work on an egg, spend all day in the bog with constipation

comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 1 minute ago
If I do a salad I only chop the egg into quarters, so I'd be saving the slicer for next years secret santa
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You say that, but perhaps getting a slicer would be a new dawn ?

comment by Billy J Idol (U1059)
posted about a minute ago
comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 1 minute ago
If I do a salad I only chop the egg into quarters, so I'd be saving the slicer for next years secret santa
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You say that, but perhaps getting a slicer would be a new dawn ?
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Nah, quarters means the yolk doesn't fall out of the middle. Bit of a design flaw there

http://www.argos.co.uk/product/6165293?cmpid=GS001&_$ja=tsid:59157%7Ccid:199888953%7Cagid:17471341473%7Ctid:pla-266865913642%7Ccrid:74692320873%7Cnw:g%7Crnd:1795568204452475400%7Cdvc:t%7Cadp:1o5&gclid=CLmIvdy7hdECFY4K0wodRMIIlg

I do own one of these though, total genius

Expenses time

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