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posted on 19/1/20

sometimes when we were kissing, or when she stroking me, she'd stop and say her sister was there.

I thought wtf a bit but didn't really think anything of it.

i've found her sister's facebook. it's her girlfriend.

posted on 19/1/20

bird I asked to come round for free after hanging up on her 40 minutes ago says she's at home now. oh well.

posted on 19/1/20

note to self, if a girl you know likes you messages you at 5am and asks if you are at home and whether you are alone, don't a) reply by telling her you think you are going crazy b) hang up on her 10 seconds after she calls you.

comment by Blarmy (U14547)

posted on 19/1/20

Those do seem to be poor options

posted on 20/1/20

posted on 20/1/20

to think, my 2 potential girlfriends came face to face right next to me on Friday night and instantly hated each other. and I facked it up with both of them. oh well.

posted on 20/1/20

Sizzle, bit of a personal question, but does it normally itch afterwards ?

posted on 20/1/20

comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Set... (U22316)
posted 10 hours, 3 minutes ago
to think, my 2 potential girlfriends came face to face right next to me on Friday night and instantly hated each other. and I facked it up with both of them. oh well.
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Please continue the story about how it all ended with both please J

Yours

Thudd

posted on 20/1/20

Hi Thudd

posted on 20/1/20

Hello Juan Man

posted on 20/1/20

Hows life in the projects?

posted on 20/1/20

comment by THudd : The Special One (U1029)
posted 2 hours, 41 minutes ago
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Set... (U22316)
posted 10 hours, 3 minutes ago
to think, my 2 potential girlfriends came face to face right next to me on Friday night and instantly hated each other. and I facked it up with both of them. oh well.
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Please continue the story about how it all ended with both please J

Yours

Thudd
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Thudd,

In both cases I missed the opportunity to become an financial contributor exempted friend and lover, and became a memory/awkward customer, at my discretion.

J

posted on 20/1/20

* a *

posted on 20/1/20

Hi J

posted on 20/1/20

this new IR35 stuff looks like it could p1th on my chips, just as I was about to move into regular freelance stuff. why does everything have to be over-complicated ?

posted on 20/1/20

Da Fuq

posted on 20/1/20

watcha Ben

posted on 20/1/20

comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted 3 hours, 14 minutes ago
Sizzle, bit of a personal question, but does it normally itch afterwards ?
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What? Crabs?

posted on 20/1/20

comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 9 seconds ago
Da Fuq
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oh sizzle. just the man.

I got that masseuse again today ("number 40" to regular readers), and she gave me a bit more bum action. afterwards, I seemed to walk a little bit 'loosely' and my bum seemed to itch for a bit. is that normal ?

posted on 20/1/20

posted on 20/1/20

posted on 20/1/20

For thudd :

5.30 am

Her: You at your home ?

Me : babe

Her: you at home ?

Me : I think I was going crazy. Yeah I am.

Her : With girl right ?

Her: Oh

Me: Not with girl by myself

Her: why ??

Me: where are you ?

Her: at my friend house

Me: I not need now. I do myself before I sleep

Her: I not mean I go there now (cry emoji)



Me: babe, you did like me right ?

Her: don't worry you can try any girl you want

Me: (talk about the 19 year old)

Her: you fkcu her already ?

Me: no, I won't. I messed it up

….

Me: I have drink with you later at your bar ?

Her: sure

Me: you didn't answer my question babe. that first night when we go to nightclub. did you like me for real ?

Her: Yes

(SHE CALLS ME)

Me: Hi

Her: I call by accident

Me: Oh ok babe (Hang up)

(she goes offline)

Me: I haven't got any money on me, but if you want a bed for a few hours comme round

(40 minutes later)

Her: Im at home now

(3 hours later)

Her: "I go work for money. I don't fkuc for free"

fack off then

comment by Mylo (U20111)

posted on 20/1/20

comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 9 seconds ago
Da Fuq
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oh sizzle. just the man.

I got that masseuse again today ("number 40" to regular readers), and she gave me a bit more bum action. afterwards, I seemed to walk a little bit 'loosely' and my bum seemed to itch for a bit. is that normal ?
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ffs J

posted on 20/1/20

comment by Mylo (U20111)
posted 5 seconds ago
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 9 seconds ago
Da Fuq
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oh sizzle. just the man.

I got that masseuse again today ("number 40" to regular readers), and she gave me a bit more bum action. afterwards, I seemed to walk a little bit 'loosely' and my bum seemed to itch for a bit. is that normal ?
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ffs J
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She didn't stick anything in. I was wearing the customary massage shorts. She just massaged round it and prodded it a bit with her thumb. It feels good. Not sure if it's worth the itching though. I told her that if I go back to phuket I might try it with a masseuse as they'd do it there no probs. That made her go back down (she'd moved on to my back at the time) and do a bit more prodding. She had a massive fackin smile on her face afterwards anyway when I passed her in the corridor.

posted on 20/1/20

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