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basically, this couple have gone to the opera. the bloke nips out to the toilet, and when he comes back, some fella's changed seats to sit next to his mrs. his mrs tells him that the guy asked if he could sit there and she said no. the partner punches the other bloke in the side. the bloke got post traumatic stress disorder and was awarded £500. the judge said that the guy who did the punching was a professional man and should have known better.
When you go to these parlours for a massage do all the girls come aaat and line up and you pick one?
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comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 5 minutes ago
When you go to these parlours for a massage do all the girls come aaat and line up and you pick one?
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is that what they do in germany ?
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
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comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 5 minutes ago
When you go to these parlours for a massage do all the girls come aaat and line up and you pick one?
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is that what they do in germany ?
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Nah, they are like hotel's in Germany. Pacha in Cologne is anyway.
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anyway, the answer's no. you aren't allowed to look at them. it's fackin ridiculous, they just tell you to pick a number. you're like, well I haven't got a fackin clue. "pick a number", they say. after a bit you get your favourite numbers and stick with them. it's always a bit nervy though as you walk in and see if your numbers are green or red.
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 45 seconds ago
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 5 minutes ago
When you go to these parlours for a massage do all the girls come aaat and line up and you pick one?
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is that what they do in germany ?
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Nah, they are like hotel's in Germany. Pacha in Cologne is anyway.
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Love Cologne, been loads of times.
I was arrested as a terrorist suspect there in either 1977 or 1978 not sure which one
Fookin gun in back of head the lot.
Red Army Faction
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the obvious question.
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comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 45 seconds ago
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 5 minutes ago
When you go to these parlours for a massage do all the girls come aaat and line up and you pick one?
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is that what they do in germany ?
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Nah, they are like hotel's in Germany. Pacha in Cologne is anyway.
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Love Cologne, been loads of times.
I was arrested as a terrorist suspect there in either 1977 or 1978 not sure which one
Fookin gun in back of head the lot.
Red Army Faction
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I remember you saying saan
Cologne is a great city aye.
Had a good time in Germany a cupla years back.
Went to Munich with a couple of mates, spent the night there then got a train to Hoffenheim to see em play Frankfurt. After the game we went to Stuttgart spent the night there then I decided to hang on as I got a tkt to the Spurs Dortmund game. Booked a train from Stuttgart to Cologne, stayed there for the night then got another train up to Dortmund. Drove back down to Cologne with a few Spurs boys and got a 6am plane back to Laaandan.
Quality week it was
Zach, why did they think you were a terrorist sann ?
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fackinel Zach !!
was the accent not a clue for them ?
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comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 2 minutes ago
German Police are scary.
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how would you know youve never been
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 59 seconds ago
Ended up quite funny and they made us a cup of coffee so all good.
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did they offer you a free pizza ?
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comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 2 minutes ago
German Police are scary.
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how would you know youve never been
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Got banged up for the night in East Berlin literally weeks before the Iron curtain collapsed.
The Red Army Faction, also known as the Baader–Meinhof Group or Baader–Meinhof Gang, was a West German far-left militant organization founded in 1970. Key early figures included Andreas Baader, Gudrun Ensslin, Horst Mahler and Zachsda, among others
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comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 29 seconds ago
Please do J. The page crashed.
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basically, this couple have gone to the opera. the bloke nips out to the toilet, and when he comes back, some fella's changed seats to sit next to his mrs. his mrs tells him that the guy asked if he could sit there and she said no. the partner punches the other bloke in the side. the bloke got post traumatic stress disorder and was awarded £500. the judge said that the guy who did the punching was a professional man and should have known better.
posted on 22/1/20
When you go to these parlours for a massage do all the girls come aaat and line up and you pick one?
posted on 22/1/20
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posted on 22/1/20
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 5 minutes ago
When you go to these parlours for a massage do all the girls come aaat and line up and you pick one?
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is that what they do in germany ?
posted on 22/1/20
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 5 minutes ago
When you go to these parlours for a massage do all the girls come aaat and line up and you pick one?
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is that what they do in germany ?
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Nah, they are like hotel's in Germany. Pacha in Cologne is anyway.
posted on 22/1/20
Dead Combo - Cuba 1970
posted on 22/1/20
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posted on 22/1/20
anyway, the answer's no. you aren't allowed to look at them. it's fackin ridiculous, they just tell you to pick a number. you're like, well I haven't got a fackin clue. "pick a number", they say. after a bit you get your favourite numbers and stick with them. it's always a bit nervy though as you walk in and see if your numbers are green or red.
posted on 22/1/20
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 45 seconds ago
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 5 minutes ago
When you go to these parlours for a massage do all the girls come aaat and line up and you pick one?
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is that what they do in germany ?
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Nah, they are like hotel's in Germany. Pacha in Cologne is anyway.
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Love Cologne, been loads of times.
I was arrested as a terrorist suspect there in either 1977 or 1978 not sure which one
Fookin gun in back of head the lot.
Red Army Faction
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the obvious question.
posted on 22/1/20
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 45 seconds ago
comment by tottenhamclotspurs Don't Let The Dust Settle (U22316)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 5 minutes ago
When you go to these parlours for a massage do all the girls come aaat and line up and you pick one?
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is that what they do in germany ?
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Nah, they are like hotel's in Germany. Pacha in Cologne is anyway.
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Love Cologne, been loads of times.
I was arrested as a terrorist suspect there in either 1977 or 1978 not sure which one
Fookin gun in back of head the lot.
Red Army Faction
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I remember you saying saan
Cologne is a great city aye.
Had a good time in Germany a cupla years back.
Went to Munich with a couple of mates, spent the night there then got a train to Hoffenheim to see em play Frankfurt. After the game we went to Stuttgart spent the night there then I decided to hang on as I got a tkt to the Spurs Dortmund game. Booked a train from Stuttgart to Cologne, stayed there for the night then got another train up to Dortmund. Drove back down to Cologne with a few Spurs boys and got a 6am plane back to Laaandan.
Quality week it was
posted on 22/1/20
Gasping.
posted on 22/1/20
Zach, why did they think you were a terrorist sann ?
posted on 22/1/20
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posted on 22/1/20
German Police are scary.
posted on 22/1/20
fackinel Zach !!
was the accent not a clue for them ?
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posted on 22/1/20
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 2 minutes ago
German Police are scary.
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how would you know youve never been
posted on 22/1/20
comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 59 seconds ago
Ended up quite funny and they made us a cup of coffee so all good.
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did they offer you a free pizza ?
posted on 22/1/20
comment by Phendombele (U20037)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 2 minutes ago
German Police are scary.
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how would you know youve never been
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Got banged up for the night in East Berlin literally weeks before the Iron curtain collapsed.
posted on 22/1/20
The Red Army Faction, also known as the Baader–Meinhof Group or Baader–Meinhof Gang, was a West German far-left militant organization founded in 1970. Key early figures included Andreas Baader, Gudrun Ensslin, Horst Mahler and Zachsda, among others
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posted on 22/1/20
Think we will get to the 1001000 mark very soon.
posted on 22/1/20
Phenom loves a natter.
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