comment by Automatic For The People #BLM (U21889)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by idź się pieprzyć (U22360)
posted 12 hours, 41 minutes ago
I’m just gonna say I hope those that I know keep safe and hopefully I’ll see you again soon in the real world one day.
But I can’t be arrrrsed with the negativity on here plus we should have all been dead by now.
Only came back (after 15 fackin months mind) for the apocalypse and well, it’s dragged on a fackin bit tbpfh!
To see this place turn into the shhhiitttroom where any Tom diiiick or obvious actual cuuuuunnntt can pop on and have a pop at a regular is downright disgraceful so if you don’t mind I’m gonna go do saink less boring instead.

Goodbye again
See you in the next apocalypse I’m sure


Admin
Nuke this waaaaank of an account pls
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GAY
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Behave yourself Dave
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NEVER

A MAN realised to his horror that he had been invited to a barbecue for vegetarians.

Tom Booker thought there must be some mistake after he was handed a meat-free burger, only to realise that everything else on the menu was made out of tofu, Quorn or salad.

Booker said: “When I asked Galv for a beef burger everyone turned on me with these fixed grins. It was like something out of The Twilight Zone.

“They all said in unison that they didn’t serve that sort of food here, and if I wanted a meat alternative I should’ve brought my own. It was weird, like they’d been waiting their whole lives to say that to a carnivore like myself.

“Then they force-fed me admittedly tasty Linda McCartney sausages until I left. Still, I got a few beers out of it.

“I can’t see the point of vegetarian barbecues anyway. Isn’t cooking a massive quantity of meat just a macho hunting substitute for unfit men who work in offices?”

Fellow guest Martin Bishop said: “Just like Tom I was disgusted by the vegetarian food on offer. But only because I’m one of those pompous vegans who thinks anyone who drinks milk is evil.”

Nirvana : Breed

Galv, I have a important question I wanna ask you if you can pop on next time you’re reading this.

Thanks

Weekend plans?

Playing tennis Saturday and Sunday and seeing my parents, brother and nephew for the first time in months.

You?

Working on a classic motor. Waiting on the pistons to arrive.

comment by Mylo マイロ (U20111)
posted 22 minutes ago
Playing tennis Saturday and Sunday and seeing my parents, brother and nephew for the first time in months.

You?
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None really, just off to Tesco to stock up on booze.

2 BBQ’s this weekend, oi oi

Can Don be banned from GN now.

comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted 8 minutes ago
Can Don be banned from GN now.
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Told Rapt to do it yesterday, Christ knows what the hold up is.

Probably gets on with him, Naziiiii's.

comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted about a minute ago
Probably gets on with him, Naziiiii's.
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Shut up!

We’re not doing that today Dave.

Trying to save the thread.

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted about a minute ago
Probably gets on with him, Naziiiii's.
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Shut up!
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Do your facking job as OP.

comment by Automatic For The People #BLM (U21889)
posted 32 seconds ago
We’re not doing that today Dave.

Trying to save the thread.
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Nah, fack that. Down with Nazzzzis

I reckon it's probably a good time for me to be OP...

comment by TBOK (U1060)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by Automatic For The People #BLM (U21889)
posted 32 seconds ago
We’re not doing that today Dave.

Trying to save the thread.
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Nah, fack that. Down with Nazzzzis
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Well yes, you’d think.

comment by Mylo マイロ (U20111)
posted 2 seconds ago
I reckon it's probably a good time for me to be OP...
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<rolf>

That's tickled me.

ROLF

FFS.

Mylo as OP

Need a photo of ya and you have to attend a meet up. Rules are rules

You seem like the kind of guy that likes a bit of Rolf Harris. Similar interests I reckon

Tbf, he'd be better the current mongoloid OP

Arrange the meet up and I'll pop in for a swift half.

comment by Mylo マイロ (U20111)
posted 11 seconds ago
You seem like the kind of guy that likes a bit of Rolf Harris. Similar interests I reckon
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Art and fondling kids?

Aye