we have another drink or two and walk back. she's telling me about some crazy american ex boyfriend and i tell her that what he's doing isn't normal. she says she knows.

she sleeps in the other bed.

in the morning we go for breakfast. everything's normal.

when we finish we go back to the room. i have a shower. i come out of the shower with an absolute stnkoer on (very very unusual for me).

now to say this girl liked my sxe is a bit of an understatement. the first night we had togethoer, she nearly screamed the hotel down before breakfast, and then i had to peel her off the bench outside my room because she couldn't move.

but this time she turned me down. i can't even explain how out of the ordinary that is...

next thing i know she's packing her bag. i ask what she's doing, and she says got to go. she's really sorry she's got to go. she takes her bag and goes outside.

i'm still naked. so i get dressed and follow her out.

the place we're staying is in the middle of nowhere, about an hour's walk from the village which itself is in the middle of nowhere.

but she's vanished.

it just gets weird after that so i'll leave it there. a few days later...oh my god...there was another incident in her town before i left with 2 girls i met in the nightclub, and ran out of my room saying theyve got to go.

anyway, she messaged me saying please don't contact me again.

those 2 girls, i met in the same nightclub i met her.

the girl i was going with (the other one joined in later when we were queueing for some food), told me someone had just threatened her for being with me.

it happened a couple of times and she went and spoke with security. she came back and told me it's ok her brother's a cop, it'll be fine.

when we leave the club - me her and her friend - to go and get some food, she says one of the tuktuk drivers just threatened her.

we go out of town a bit to get food, and she calms down and it's all good. it sounds a bit dodgy (but it genuinely wasn't), but her friend joined in and had a bit of a kiss as well when we're getting food.

and after we head back to mine.

we get to my room, she goes to the bathroom, and i carry on making out with her friend on the bed.

after a minute or two, she comes out of the bathroom scared out of her wits and says to her friend "we're going. NOW" and they run off.

i had a girl in HK run out after she'd been in the bathroom as well. we'd been snogging each others faces off in the bar. literally RUN back to mine hand in hand.

she goes to the bathroom when i'm lying on the bed. comes out and says she's really really sorry, she's got to go.

that was only about the 50th most weird incident in HK though. i won't go through the others.

They found your Foot fungus ointments

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 3 minutes ago
They found your Foot fungus ointments
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they both got phone calls/messages mate.

From who?

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posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
comment by Okeydokey (U22516)
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the girl in lebanon. i'll do that one quickly...
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That’s the one that fell in love with you?
Can’t keep up with all these stories.
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they all love me you pillock

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 54 seconds ago
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i don't fkin know raptor. i don't know. have you not realised that mate, i don't know who and i don't know how and i don't know why. i just know what.

Didn’t you suspect someone from an ex pat site or saink?

i don't know mate. honestly i've got no idea. there's a couple of people i've considered, but i don't really see how any of them would be possible. i really don't know.

* could * there's one guy who stalked me on linkedin, and then turned up working next to me in hong kong. he's one of the people i considered, but although he's mental enough i don't think there's any way he could be responsible for all that.

i do think he had something to do with my colleague in hong kong, but more than that ? i don't see how he could.

apart from that i just...oh there was the duncan donughts thing.

there was this guy on another sire called duncan donuts. i had a massive fallout with him and with the guy who ran the section of the board we posted on. i know donuts had some connection with SEA because his facebook page (no idea how i knew what his page was) had a picture of a majong set or something as the cover page.

a while aafter i stopped posting on there, someone messaged me (and im sure from the name that it was him) saying i had got them banned from the website and he was going to run my life...

that was years ago. maybe 6 or 7 years or something.

then in january this year i started posting on an expat forum in SEA.

there was a poster on there called Duncan.

i can't remember how i linked this with duncan donuts, but...there were some things he wrote, that reminded me of this guy. and i thought it can't be. ddon't be daft it can't possibly be.

but there was enough there for me to mention it on there. and late one night i told the story about this guy on a website years ago. and i just gave his name as D.

And this bloke said something about donuts.

And I said i didn't mention donuts.

he replied "K".

then he said "i think he's talking about that duncan donuts who runs all the girls in town".

Gotta be this Dunc fella

there was a guy who posted on here called nostraduncas.

he'd only ever show up when something shti had happened in my life, and he'd just make 1 or 2 comments and we wouldn't see him again for months.

but then once he did stop and have a chat and he seemed fairly normal. i think he did imply that he was duncan donuts and that he may have sent that facebook message but that it was just a joke and he never meant anything by it.

i think Robben knew who the guy was but he always refused to say anything about him.

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comment by MYLO - SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY (U20111)
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I used to sleep with this nutty Irish bird. First night I met her, I asked her what she did and she said she was an accountant. I said I bet your a right boringShe was on to me from that moment onwards. Two days later she invited me round and I was pumping her in the kitchen. Her sister and her boyfriend (my mate) was watching round the kitchen door the whole time. Found out the next day she had a fella so thought I’d do the right thing and not see her again. She went nuts and said it wasn’t my choice, it was up to her if she cheated on him or not. About a year later I bumped into her on a night out, said she was single so I took her home. Next morning I dropped her home and she confessed she was still with him. Told her to feck off and she went for me. Couple years later I messaged her drunk out the blue and invited her over. Did the deed again and was like the next day it was a mistake and we shouldn’t see each other again. She said to me, best you never leave your house or I’m going to burn it down whilst your out and kill your cats. Saw her not long after walking down Liverpool Street, I hid in a bush
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Kin ell
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Kin hell, bitchez be crazy.
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Hid in a bush? Definitely galv

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