The peanut seller comes down the bus just as I'm peeling off the dead sunburnt skin on my shoulder and eating it. He thought he was on to a sure thing

Just asked my hotel for directions to the local viewpoint.

Guy points towards town and says it is easy you just follow the road down here until you get to the catholic church. He's still pointing the same way.

Then he turns round and points 180 degrees the other way and says "until you get to mwambenzi village over here where you can go lefty or right and you go lefty"

I said if I keep walking down here, how do I end up over there ?

He says oh you have to take the turny to the lefty.

15km walk. Could have got a motorbike the whole way for a couple of dollars, but the hotel thought I wanted to walk.

Sandy back

Main board is now a no-go space

comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted 13 hours, 37 minutes ago
I'm peeling off the dead sunburnt skin on my shoulder and eating it>
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I know Sandy being back is a big deal and all, but are we really just ignoring this

comment by Amanda Hugginkiss (U11574)
posted 3 hours, 14 minutes ago
comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted 13 hours, 37 minutes ago
I'm peeling off the dead sunburnt skin on my shoulder and eating it>
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I know Sandy being back is a big deal and all, but are we really just ignoring this
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Does going into a home count as a house move, spose it does

Sandy and morespurs back at the same time gawd

Into a home ?

comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted about 3 hours ago
Sandy and morespurs back at the same time gawd
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Amazing news.

Imagine if some other respected members, like RRP, Messiah and Daws came back

Would be great if Messiah came back. No chance though after you lot stood him up at Wembley.

Hope he's doing well anyway whatever he's up to.

I think messiah and 4th place are the only posters on here I've never had a fall out with. Maybe blarmy if he counts.

4th place

Phenom and peks maybe.

Whose idea was it to stand him up anyway ?

Went to a stunning viewpoint earlier. Got 60 photos almost identical.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2V5SqDlxghg

comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted about 2 hours ago
Whose idea was it to stand him up anyway ?
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In truth, Chapz facked up his haircut, so he didn’t catch his imaginary flight.

comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted 3 hours, 8 minutes ago
Whose idea was it to stand him up anyway ?
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Yeah, a lot of sh*tty stuff has been done on here but that is by far the worst

comment by Hello You Conte (U3338)
posted 1 hour, 1 minute ago
comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted about 2 hours ago
Whose idea was it to stand him up anyway ?
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In truth, Chapz facked up his haircut, so he didn’t catch his imaginary flight.
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For real ???? Then it was a damn good wind up on his part ! Good to know anyway, and that's one of the famous five's black marks struck off !

An avocado here is 7p.

Dang. It's $3 here. 4 if you're going organic. You want to start an import business J?

comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted about 3 hours ago
comment by Hello You Conte (U3338)
posted 1 hour, 1 minute ago
comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted about 2 hours ago
Whose idea was it to stand him up anyway ?
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In truth, Chapz facked up his haircut, so he didn’t catch his imaginary flight.
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For real ???? Then it was a damn good wind up on his part ! Good to know anyway, and that's one of the famous five's black marks struck off !
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He made up his flight.

The block headed caravan caaant was never coming

Cheese in the USA is horrendously expensive. Had to go to Wegmens for Halloumi and that cost $10.