Could you not have just linked to the BBC Gossip pages ffs!

Inter Milan are hoping to sign Manchester United and Denmark forward Rasmus Hojlund, 22, on loan this summer. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian, external) - 🅷🅾🅿🅴🅵🆄🅻🅻🆈 🆃🅷🅴🆁🅴 🅸🆂 🆂🅾🅼🅴 🆃🆁🆄🆃🅷 🆃🅾 🆃🅷🅸🆂

Crystal Palace's French forward Jean-Philippe Mateta, 27, is also on Manchester United's striker shortlist, but they may face competition from Juventus and AC Milan. (Teamtalk) - 🅸'🆅🅴 🆂🅴🅴🅽 £30🅼 🆀🆄🅾🆃🅴🅳 🅱🆄🆃 🆂🆄🆁🅴🅻🆈 🆃🅷🅰🆃 🅲🅰🅽'🆃 🅱🅴 🆁🅸🅶🅷🆃? 🅸🅵 🅸🆃 🅸🆂 🆃🅷🅴🅽 🅶🅾 🅵🅾🆁 🅸🆃!

Everton, Manchester United and West Ham could make a move for Serbia striker Aleksandar Mitrovic, with Al-Hilal prepared to offload the 30-year-old. (Talksport) - 🅾🅻🅳 🅽🅴🆆🆂 🅵🆁🅾🅼 🆈🅴🆂🆃🅴🆁🅳🅰🆈!

Manchester United winger Jadon Sancho could also be heading to the Saudi Pro League with Al-Hilal, Al-Ittihad and Al-Nassr all interested in the 25-year-old England international. (Mirror) - 🅻🅴🆃'🆂 🅿🅰🅲🅺 🅷🅸🆂 🅱🅰🅶🆂 🅰🅽🅳 🅶🅴🆃 🅷🅸🅼 🅰 🆃🅰🆇🅸 🆃🅾 🆃🅷🅴 🅰🅸🆁🅿🅾🆁🆃!

Brentford and Cameroon forward Bryan Mbeumo, 25, is hoping for wages of £250,000 a week - five times his current wage - if he joins Manchester United. (Times - subscription required) - 🅻🅴🆂🆂 🆃🅷🅰🅽 🆃🅷🅴 £800🅺 🅸'🆅🅴 🆁🅴🅰🅳 🅴🅻🆂🅴🆆🅷🅴🆁🅴 🆃🅷🅴🅽!

Manchester United have reportedly tried to sign West Ham United ace Mohammed Kudus by offering Jadon Sancho in return. (Teamtalk) - 🅱🅴🆁🅱🅰 🆂🆃🅰🆁🆃🅴🅳 🆃🅷🅸🆂 🅾🅽🅴.

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 5 minutes ago
Could you not have just linked to the BBC Gossip pages ffs!
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I nearly did, but it was from their gossip column from over 2 days. Which would have meant 2 links! Two fecking links in the same article!

I didn't wan any of our posters to suffer from a brain aneurysm.

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 9 minutes ago
Could you not have just linked to the BBC Gossip pages ffs!
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If we could get Mateta for 30m, I think that would a decent signing for us. But it seems a bit low to me.

United are reluctant to proceed with Mateta just now as the kit man is unsure what size chest Mateta’s shorts are

comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 5 minutes ago
Could you not have just linked to the BBC Gossip pages ffs!
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I nearly did, but it was from their gossip column from over 2 days. Which would have meant 2 links! Two fecking links in the same article!

I didn't wan any of our posters to suffer from a brain aneurysm.
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Links only please, Elvis. You know the rules.

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 56 minutes ago
Could you not have just linked to the BBC Gossip pages ffs!
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No, he can't, he likes to copy and paste from elsewhere so it looks like he wrote these sleep inducing lenght posts.

This is all well and good but where is the ‘onana in talks with….’ Section?

comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
This is all well and good but where is the ‘onana in talks with….’ Section?
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Manchester United goalkeeper Andre Onana is another player in the squad who could head to Saudi Arabia this summer amid talk of a lucrative switch for captain Bruno Fernandes.

But whilst the Portugal playmaker has been a leading light Onana continues to underwhelm at Old Trafford. He's just concluded his second season with the club but has continued to make errors leading directly to goals. He was signed as David de Gea's replacement, but the jury is out as to whether the club made the right move.

Reports have claimed Onana is in advanced talks with newly-promoted Saudi Pro League side Neom SC and that United would be open to his sale. The Cameroon goalkeeper was left out of United's matchday squad to face Aston Villa in their final day win over Aston Villa.

Article continues below
Onana was replaced in goal by Altay Bayindir with Ruben Amorim having to come out and defend his goalkeeper. In April, following a poor showing in Lyon, Onana was dropped for the loss at Newcastle before returning.

comment by newWAYNEorder nWo nDubz (U23264)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 56 minutes ago
Could you not have just linked to the BBC Gossip pages ffs!
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No, he can't, he likes to copy and paste from elsewhere so it looks like he wrote these sleep inducing lenght posts.
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And the cunningly disguising my ruse by providing a link to the original article.

Always thinking.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 8 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
This is all well and good but where is the ‘onana in talks with….’ Section?
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Manchester United goalkeeper Andre Onana is another player in the squad who could head to Saudi Arabia this summer amid talk of a lucrative switch for captain Bruno Fernandes.

But whilst the Portugal playmaker has been a leading light Onana continues to underwhelm at Old Trafford. He's just concluded his second season with the club but has continued to make errors leading directly to goals. He was signed as David de Gea's replacement, but the jury is out as to whether the club made the right move.

Reports have claimed Onana is in advanced talks with newly-promoted Saudi Pro League side Neom SC and that United would be open to his sale. The Cameroon goalkeeper was left out of United's matchday squad to face Aston Villa in their final day win over Aston Villa.

Article continues below
Onana was replaced in goal by Altay Bayindir with Ruben Amorim having to come out and defend his goalkeeper. In April, following a poor showing in Lyon, Onana was dropped for the loss at Newcastle before returning.
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Thanks pun

I hope we don’t sign mateta

Every time we lose the headline will be

Acunha Mateta

I heard that we offered 80m + Sancho for Kudus and West Ham came back insisting that we needed to up our offer to 75m and no Sancho.

comment by Dwight K Schrute (U22590)
posted 25 minutes ago
I hope we don’t sign mateta

Every time we lose the headline will be

Acunha Mateta
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Not this again ffs

comment by Dwight K Schrute (U22590)
posted 26 minutes ago
I hope we don’t sign mateta

Every time we lose the headline will be

Acunha Mateta
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Dwight is back

Inter Milan are hoping to sign Manchester United and Denmark forward Rasmus Hojlund, 22, on loan this summer. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian, external)

Crystal Palace's French forward Jean-Philippe Mateta, 27, is also on Manchester United's striker shortlist, but they may face competition from Juventus and AC Milan. (Teamtalk)
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Need this to happen.

comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Dwight K Schrute (U22590)
posted 26 minutes ago
I hope we don’t sign mateta

Every time we lose the headline will be

Acunha Mateta
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Dwight is back
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And straight in with a shiiiiit comment, as per usual.

Cunha Mateta puns are exactly why we need to sign him ffs.

Why would Inter need Hojlund? They already have Martinez and Thuram. Loaning him out to a club who will use him as back up seems pointless both for Hojlund and us if we want to actually sell him at some point.

He needs to move to a lesser side who have actual plans to play him regularly so the lad has a chance to build some confidence and develop so that we have a better chance of selling him.

I know it's gossip but all terrible sources.

Hojlund and Onana leaving would automatically improve the team 10 folds, even if they're not replaced. That should be priority.

Hopefully ETH can clean up the stubborn skidmarks he's left and take them both.

comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
Why would Inter need Hojlund? They already have Martinez and Thuram. Loaning him out to a club who will use him as back up seems pointless both for Hojlund and us if we want to actually sell him at some point.

He needs to move to a lesser side who have actual plans to play him regularly so the lad has a chance to build some confidence and develop so that we have a better chance of selling him.
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I'm thinking they want to buy him

comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 2 hours, 54 minutes ago
Why would Inter need Hojlund? They already have Martinez and Thuram. Loaning him out to a club who will use him as back up seems pointless both for Hojlund and us if we want to actually sell him at some point.

He needs to move to a lesser side who have actual plans to play him regularly so the lad has a chance to build some confidence and develop so that we have a better chance of selling him.
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Yeah seems unlikely. Maybe if they sell Lautaro they’d need a new striker but replacing him with Hojlund is like replacing Fergie with Moyes.

Manchester United winger Jadon Sancho could also be heading to the Saudi Pro League with Al-Bilaizi, Al-Notbeataman and Al-Blametheboss all interested in the 25-year-old England international.

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Good luck to him