When I scrape my elbow on the pavement, the pavement bleeds.
When I get in a cold shower, the shower shrinks.
I carve my comments into the computer monitor then press send for you to get them.
I am pillar in the coliseum in my spare time.
And with that one you win.
When I am cooking, my oven has to wear oven gloves.
Aw well done The, he won?
We can always continue after I get back from the beach. Seems the waves have been washing up to far inland. They've asked me to take care of it.
No I cant have won, my comment wrote it for me.
My controller decides what I watch on tv.
My TV watches me. And I charge it £15.
Recently I executed my pen because it wrote the wrong answer on a test.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You lack manliness. We win. When winning wins, it is called Barrying. Cos it is a level above winning.
No im really going to the beach. Be back later.
My sock swallowed up my foot.
Have you ever tried to put both your feet in one sock Smithy?
No but one time I got up for work, very tired and was running late, so I put on my socks, then my shoes and ran out the door, but I failed to realised in my tiredness that i was ONLY wearing socks and shoes. Nothing else!
Did I miss the manliness test?
Darn.
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posted on 2/7/11
When I scrape my elbow on the pavement, the pavement bleeds.
posted on 2/7/11
When I get in a cold shower, the shower shrinks.
posted on 2/7/11
I carve my comments into the computer monitor then press send for you to get them.
posted on 2/7/11
I am pillar in the coliseum in my spare time.
posted on 2/7/11
I ended the dinosaurs.
posted on 2/7/11
My bed wet me.
posted on 2/7/11
And with that one you win.
posted on 2/7/11
Impressive
posted on 2/7/11
When I am cooking, my oven has to wear oven gloves.
posted on 2/7/11
Aw well done The, he won?
posted on 2/7/11
We can always continue after I get back from the beach. Seems the waves have been washing up to far inland. They've asked me to take care of it.
posted on 2/7/11
No I cant have won, my comment wrote it for me.
posted on 2/7/11
My controller decides what I watch on tv.
posted on 2/7/11
My TV watches me. And I charge it £15.
posted on 2/7/11
Recently I executed my pen because it wrote the wrong answer on a test.
posted on 2/7/11
See ya later
posted on 2/7/11
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You lack manliness. We win. When winning wins, it is called Barrying. Cos it is a level above winning.
posted on 2/7/11
No im really going to the beach. Be back later.
posted on 2/7/11
My sock swallowed up my foot.
posted on 2/7/11
Hope everyone is ok
posted on 2/7/11
Have you ever tried to put both your feet in one sock Smithy?
posted on 2/7/11
Smithy! Oh Smithy!!!
posted on 2/7/11
No but one time I got up for work, very tired and was running late, so I put on my socks, then my shoes and ran out the door, but I failed to realised in my tiredness that i was ONLY wearing socks and shoes. Nothing else!
posted on 2/7/11
Did I miss the manliness test?
Darn.
posted on 2/7/11
Well how manly are you?
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