I just wanted my little piece of history

annoying long comment gone

what time is it

I'm gonna quit my job tonight.

Anyone got any ideas on how I can do it in style?

I really hate my managers so I'll consider any ideas.

Hire a plane and skywrite it.

That's a little out of my price range. What would you propose i wrote in the sky?

Alvin would a dry slap be out of the question.

build a fort out of everything in the room and proclaim yourself King of the building

Sadly I'm unaware of what a dry slap involves.

Please expand..

I quit. And I've sent you the invoice for this. If you'd paid me more, you wouldn't have either problem. Love Alvin.

Maybe just get a plane towing a sign, rather than the whole thing written in the sky.

comment by Sir Digby (U6039)

posted 38 seconds ago

build a fort out of everything in the room and proclaim yourself King of the building

-------------------------------------

I'm already thinking of office objects I can use to create my fort!!!!

I quit. And I've sent you the invoice for this
----------------------------------
That solves the price range problem! Now just gotta learn how to fly...

The dry slap was what Eastenders Frank Butcher gave to people who annoyed him,or a slap delivered with the back of the hand.

comment by groovyduringthewar (U1054)
-------
I see! Sorry I no longer watch soaps since Hollyoaks started hiring ugly women. So am unaware of this Frank Butcher slap fella.

I'm not quite ready to go down for assualt just yet, so preferably I don't want to cause any physical harm.. Just emotional.

That solves the price range problem! Now just gotta learn how to fly...

------------------------------------------------------------------

Why not 'buy' your boss a flying lesson, then get him to tow the sign himself, then send him the invoice for that too?

You might as well do things properly.

Have you done this before?

i think clare has been planning this for a while

comment by Sir Digby (U6039)

posted 24 seconds ago

i think clare has been planning this for a while
--------------------------
Definately!

Miss Claret, do you have any personal issues regarding your current employment you wish to talk about?

I'm self employed.

AND MY NAME IS NOT CLARE!!!!

im sorry

please accept an apology

Self employed in a secret industry known only to those who dare quit work in a dramatic fashion??

I'm on to you...

Hmmm ... cake. All is forgiven.

You'll only be onto me if you also quit in dramatic fashion Alvin. go on, I dare you!

Self imployed as a flying instructor and trying to get a bit more buisness?

comment by Sir Digby (U6039)

posted 1 minute ago

Self imployed as a flying instructor and trying to get a bit more buisness?

-----------------------------------


I feel conned

Nooooo, I'm scared of flying!

I don't reckon I could get away with being on here trying to pimp out my flying school services when I should be giving flying lessons anyway. Being a flying instructor probably requires full attention at all times.