What reputation is this?

Chunders

Surely, everyone has a reputation of some sort or another?

For example, Colin's reputation is one of him being a false-toothed, make-up wearing, botox-injecting wind bucket with footballing opinions full of farm effluence allegedly.

I say, old chap, I think you're going a bit far with footballing opinions....

Chunders

A fair point Chunders

He has some unoriginal insights into hoofing a pigs bladder as far and as high as posible, does that count?

Yeah Mike it counts! To be honest the man worries me, he has the air of a man on the edge. He always looks lost, awkward and confused when you see his hideous visage on the TV.

I'm probably going to have an 'International Break' sandwich later - chorrizo and prästost.

Bon appetit, old chap.

Chunders

Prattoast! Isn't that what Brian the blade has for breakfast?

I can't find prästost in any shop,none in Netto, Lidl, Aldi,might go upmarket and try the Asda on catchbar lane, or at Walkley

Try Waitrose on Ecclesall Road - that's where Lady Elspeth does the provisioning. Unfortunately, the blighters won't let one have an account.

Chunders

Chunders, isn't that where the Colonel goes for his copy of Chapwatch?

Speaking as one with only a vague idea of the geography of Sheffield districts, because Mum and Dad left the place before I was born and didn't move back until I was well past 40. I find it interesting that one finds plenty of Aldi, Netto and their ilk in places like The Manor, Intake and Attercliffe, whereas Waitrose is to be found on Ecclesall road!

Not sure, Michael, I only get the Times and the occasional copy of TitBits when Senior Management isn't looking - is Chapwatch a euphemism for one of those horrid redtop thingys?

Oval, I was born in the old Nether Edge maternity hospital so my family have always had a weekly delivery of provisions from John Lewis for past 1200 years.

Titbits eh? I get "Show us yer Flange!" but only for the articles, I hasten to add!