Nothin. In life is free, ask joey from friends

why the hell were you driving in london in the first place? what are those grobby tubes for?

cant take my taxi on the tube

taxi drivers never get compliments

I know thats why it really made my day, I have witnessed some terrible people and driving in my 10 years of being a london cabbie. Please don't do the

hey can you call me a taxi, Your a taxi joke.

i hear that everyday

i've never actually been in a london cabbie in my life. too expensive for me i remember my dad got a fine for stopping in some no stop zone thingy for 10seconds. islington council

its not official, I never did the test, but i've been doing it for a decade and never been caught, It's cool because I keep all the cash and am unregulated. I do good deals for regulars

the real fake

its not official, I never did the test, but i've been doing it for a decade and never been caught

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How did you buy your cab? because you have to show your badge before purchase & the same goes for renting.



Me thinks someone is telling porkies.

Should've just put your bonnet up and hazards on, and made sure you also bought a 2 litre bottle of water incase the sc*m were still loitering when you got back!

We fecked East Stirling 5-1