as the conductor blows the whistle at the train station you throw your arms in the air and shout at him... through a glass screen...
You shoot the work experience lad in the chest with an air-rifle you smuggled in.
you wake up after having a dream that you went fishing with gazza, then as dusk falls you make your way home nly to bump into collymore in the car park.
if you stubb your toe you roll around holding your face.
you spend all day on football forums talkin boll@cks online to people you've nefer met when you should all be working!!!
you start calling your boss, gaffer!
comment by scouse-heart (U3234)
posted 1 minute ago
you spend all day on football forums talkin boll@cks online to people you've nefer met when you should all be working!!!
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who would do that?
You touch the turf and make the sign of the cross before kissing your wrist...as you walk across the garden to bring the washing in for the missus....
when you walk to the side of the office to open a window, you consider that "getting chalk on your boots"
Nani's chip.... i know losers!!!!
that would never be us...
You touch the turf and make the sign of the cross before kissing your wrist...as you walk across the garden to bring the washing in for the missus....
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i like this one!
Your boss refuses your 1000% pay rise request.
when you slap hands with the next person coming on shift as if they have just come off the bench
you take segments of orange to eat at half time... ahem sorry lunch time!
When you feck off on holiday without telling your employer.
When your Argentinian colleague refuses to do his job
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Someone in the office switches on a fan....it is made of plastic...add joke here
and branded with a red devil logo.
Never and i mean NEVER ask your other half who ate all the pies when she servs you a lasagne for dinner!
when in a diciplinary at work you answer all you questions with... "errrm, at the end of the day"
When your workmate Jeffrey asks you if you are going for a pint after work you reply
"Absolutely Jeff"
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You slide tackle your 4 year old whilst having a kick about in the garden, he screams and when the missus shouts at you, you make that stupid hand sign indicating you got the ball first
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posted on 15/11/11
as the conductor blows the whistle at the train station you throw your arms in the air and shout at him... through a glass screen...
posted on 15/11/11
You shoot the work experience lad in the chest with an air-rifle you smuggled in.
posted on 15/11/11
you wake up after having a dream that you went fishing with gazza, then as dusk falls you make your way home nly to bump into collymore in the car park.
posted on 15/11/11
if you stubb your toe you roll around holding your face.
posted on 15/11/11
you spend all day on football forums talkin boll@cks online to people you've nefer met when you should all be working!!!
posted on 15/11/11
you start calling your boss, gaffer!
posted on 15/11/11
comment by scouse-heart (U3234)
posted 1 minute ago
you spend all day on football forums talkin boll@cks online to people you've nefer met when you should all be working!!!
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who would do that?
posted on 15/11/11
You touch the turf and make the sign of the cross before kissing your wrist...as you walk across the garden to bring the washing in for the missus....
posted on 15/11/11
when you walk to the side of the office to open a window, you consider that "getting chalk on your boots"
posted on 15/11/11
Nani's chip.... i know losers!!!!
that would never be us...
posted on 15/11/11
You touch the turf and make the sign of the cross before kissing your wrist...as you walk across the garden to bring the washing in for the missus....
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
i like this one!
posted on 15/11/11
Your boss refuses your 1000% pay rise request.
posted on 15/11/11
when you slap hands with the next person coming on shift as if they have just come off the bench
posted on 15/11/11
you take segments of orange to eat at half time... ahem sorry lunch time!
posted on 15/11/11
When you feck off on holiday without telling your employer.
posted on 15/11/11
When your Argentinian colleague refuses to do his job
posted on 15/11/11
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posted on 15/11/11
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 15/11/11
Someone in the office switches on a fan....it is made of plastic...add joke here
posted on 15/11/11
and branded with a red devil logo.
posted on 15/11/11
Never and i mean NEVER ask your other half who ate all the pies when she servs you a lasagne for dinner!
posted on 15/11/11
when in a diciplinary at work you answer all you questions with... "errrm, at the end of the day"
posted on 15/11/11
When your workmate Jeffrey asks you if you are going for a pint after work you reply
"Absolutely Jeff"
posted on 15/11/11
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 15/11/11
You slide tackle your 4 year old whilst having a kick about in the garden, he screams and when the missus shouts at you, you make that stupid hand sign indicating you got the ball first
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