dunno what myopic means......

but you gotta admit,it was a shocker......funny seeing rio talk about it with the crowd......

It was a shocker, not unlike their two off-side goal against us this season.

Strange how those slipped Fergie´s mind

I'm sure at some point, we're gonna "Arthur Bliss" and moan about decisions that cost us, but I can't help but feel the books a long long way from being balanced, when you count up bad decisions for and against Utd.

"Arthur Bliss"

Er I think you'll find it's Mickey Bliss

Sandsend, I'm old school and that's straight off Steptoe n Son

I use things "Douglas Hurd" and one which is becoming my personal favourite "The George W".

Flash

"Sandsend, I'm old school and that's straight off Steptoe n Son"

And I'm even older school and sahf Lunnern to boot, what do you think the "Mick" as in "Taking the Mick" stands for my old cocker

Lol true, but I love "Arthur Bliss" purely cos of my favourite episode of Steptoe.

But the "George W" is my own

George W Bush = Mush ??

I always loved the fact that one of my late brothers pals used to call gas the "Fontella" (Bass), only for "Rescue me" by Fontella to be the new signature tune for British Gas

Sack or the push lol

Lol Sandsend

I work in a call centre and one of the funniest things a customer said to me was a "play with words".


The customer kept jumping between subjects and then came out with what I now consider an immortal line. He said "c'mon son, Viagra". My reply was "sorry?". His reply tested my professionalism to its limits considering how new to the job I was......

"Keep up".