I would have slotted the manc blurt or drowned him in his gravy
Whats the real-life equivalent of filtering?
If she can't see what a her brother is I'd bin her off.
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while carving the turkey i would have sliced his tongue off
I'm with you mate. You were defending yourself against bigots. It was up to the hosts to control their guests which they obviously did not. I would have shoved his face in the gravy and sprouts. As for the little girl, I'm sure she loves lots of gateau.
Merv
Do you love lots of gravy too?
His kid (aged 5) is constant with her 'Liverpool smells' chant, while all the time I have to pretend she's cute and 'just being funny'.
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Should have filtered the 5 year old girl if she wound you up so much
If you cut me, I bleed gravy...
I actually pictured the little girl as a small, fat, high voiced blonde, who wears clothes that would have had britney spears blushing
So the 5 yr old girl had the same Iq as most of the arsenal and spurs wums that infest our board.
I probably would have said something like this
'Oh, I didn't know you worked for The FA and have seen the so called evidence'
As for his offspring I would have simply said 'I think you are getting Liverpool and Manchester mixed up'
In all, honesty I would have just shown him the 6-1 game.
And then talk about this nice deal on city shirts I saw in sports direct. Only a 99p, I'll lend you the money as I know times are tough round yours
Whats the real-life equivalent of filtering?
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Locking him in a cupboard probably!
Thanks God Fowler
I shall do that next time. Kinda hard when talking to a turnip though and the word is begging to be released...
Or perhaps, as it's Christmas, pull a cracker with him and make sure you win. Look at the paper and say "Manchester wanted to re create the play of the birth of Jesus. unfortunately they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
In all, honesty I would have just shown him the 6-1 game
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Yeah next time just give him that as a gift lol
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what kind of family discusses these things at the table.
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Well apparently it was a Manc who brought the whole thing up, so go figure!
The Manc was a , no blame should be on you.
Scousers Trousers I wish I was clever enough to have thought of that
Go easy on the fella, he was only saying what most other folk think
Go easy on the fella, he was only saying what most other folk think
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So was bixentelizarazu.
Nero
As sharp as the sharpest knife in the sharp knife drawer
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posted on 28/12/11
I would have slotted the manc blurt or drowned him in his gravy
posted on 28/12/11
Whats the real-life equivalent of filtering?
posted on 28/12/11
If she can't see what a her brother is I'd bin her off.
posted on 28/12/11
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posted on 28/12/11
while carving the turkey i would have sliced his tongue off
posted on 28/12/11
I'm with you mate. You were defending yourself against bigots. It was up to the hosts to control their guests which they obviously did not. I would have shoved his face in the gravy and sprouts. As for the little girl, I'm sure she loves lots of gateau.
posted on 28/12/11
Merv
Do you love lots of gravy too?
posted on 28/12/11
His kid (aged 5) is constant with her 'Liverpool smells' chant, while all the time I have to pretend she's cute and 'just being funny'.
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Should have filtered the 5 year old girl if she wound you up so much
posted on 28/12/11
If you cut me, I bleed gravy...
posted on 28/12/11
I actually pictured the little girl as a small, fat, high voiced blonde, who wears clothes that would have had britney spears blushing
posted on 28/12/11
So the 5 yr old girl had the same Iq as most of the arsenal and spurs wums that infest our board.
posted on 28/12/11
I probably would have said something like this
'Oh, I didn't know you worked for The FA and have seen the so called evidence'
As for his offspring I would have simply said 'I think you are getting Liverpool and Manchester mixed up'
posted on 28/12/11
In all, honesty I would have just shown him the 6-1 game.
And then talk about this nice deal on city shirts I saw in sports direct. Only a 99p, I'll lend you the money as I know times are tough round yours
posted on 28/12/11
Whats the real-life equivalent of filtering?
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Locking him in a cupboard probably!
posted on 28/12/11
Thanks God Fowler
I shall do that next time. Kinda hard when talking to a turnip though and the word is begging to be released...
posted on 28/12/11
Or perhaps, as it's Christmas, pull a cracker with him and make sure you win. Look at the paper and say "Manchester wanted to re create the play of the birth of Jesus. unfortunately they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
posted on 28/12/11
In all, honesty I would have just shown him the 6-1 game
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Yeah next time just give him that as a gift lol
posted on 28/12/11
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posted on 28/12/11
what kind of family discusses these things at the table.
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Well apparently it was a Manc who brought the whole thing up, so go figure!
posted on 28/12/11
The Manc was a , no blame should be on you.
posted on 28/12/11
Scousers Trousers I wish I was clever enough to have thought of that
posted on 28/12/11
Go easy on the fella, he was only saying what most other folk think
posted on 28/12/11
Go easy on the fella, he was only saying what most other folk think
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So was bixentelizarazu.
posted on 28/12/11
Nero
posted on 28/12/11
Nero
As sharp as the sharpest knife in the sharp knife drawer
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