There are 5 commentators?

that must be annoying

Serious Ajax slating going on.

Turnip Taylor is so dull......... Has he never seen a euro away game before? You don't treat it like a league game at Old Trafford

Taylor is so annoying to listen to, wish he'd shut up.

He's expecting us to go all out attack away from home

Agreed, just to put this in perspective, my Girlfriend who, self admittedly, couldn't care less about United or Football on the whole (unless and I quote 'it's England in the World Cup!' just said something along the lines of 'Oh my God, who are these commentators!? I've lost the will to live because of his voice!'

Maybe the extra ratings and subsequent income from United and City games will allow them to get better commentators in for future matches.

Graham Taylor is one of the biggest gibbering idiots of all time!!!

I might get the digital radio and have 5 live on with tv muted.

Done it! Didnt they used to have Turnip4brains on the radio, or does he still ruin that as well?

Bloody 5HD is a second or so behind the radio, so put normal 5 on, and that seems to have a greater delay than HD?

Still better than Tyldsley and Beglin on ITV, those two don't deserve to live..................................... to much?

A short GT selection !!

"Sometimes it’s very hard to follow what would have happened and sometimes it’s hard to follow what has happened."
…and sometimes its very hard to follow Graham Taylor.


"To be really happy, we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow."
As Phil Neal might say, "That’s right, boss."


"Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl - except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish."
Once a turnip, now reincarnated as a goldfish. Suppose they’re roughly the same colour.


"I’d never allow myself to let myself call myself a coward."
Nor would we prevent ourselves from stopping ourselves calling you a guff merchant.


"What a clinical finish. That's got nothing to do with his haircut at all. That's footballing ability."
Hard-but-fair Graham scuppers any chance Clint Mathis' barber had of claiming an assist for the USA’s goal against South Korea.


"I sometimes wished I'd been shot...though it never came to that… nor should it."
Musing on his time as England manager, Graham lectures a chastened public on the rights and wrongs of football manager assassination.


"The thing about coming to watch football in this part of the world is it makes you realise what a world game it is."
Two-thirds of the way through the World Cup, Graham eventually cottons on to what's been happening for the last three weeks.


"There may have been a problem with the wall of two or two and a half players."
Graham reveals that at least one English player lost his head before a Portugal goal."


"Nothing that UEFA or FIFA do surprises me any more and I'm very surprised this has not been sorted out long in advance."
Nothing more surprising than the element of surprise.


"He knows they've got to score three goals. They know they've got to score three goals. What more can you say?"
Graham showcases the tactical awareness he brought to the England job.


"That's a goal, isn't it, but what a good save!"
It wasn't and it was.


"Sometimes it’s very hard to follow what would have happened and sometimes it’s hard to follow what has happened."
And sometimes it’s very hard to follow Graham Taylor.


"I think what would help the Ecuadorian side is if they could get a glimpse of the possibility of scoring a goal."
Do you reckon, Graham?


"Their hospitality has been fantastic and a good example to many other countries. I can't think of one..."
Probably better that way, Graham.