More about me:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for "banter", I can tell you I don't have tolerance for p-i-s-s poor WUMmery. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long Internet forum career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my article go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I WILL find you, and I will "Weare" you.


And some sage words of wisdom from the music industry ...

"Cos I've seen bands go out there, and they just think they're teenagers. They just go out performing teenage songs and they're old men.
And I think it's undignified, you know?

Know what I mean? How can you do that?
How can you wear leather trousers when you're incontinent?
You can't get them off quick enough."

- Joe Brown