More about me:

sh*t hawks everywhere

I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing and drunk enough to really enjoy it.

Clean and sober, just means that I’m showered and heading to the liquor store.

The only difference between me and you is a couple of drinks.

The bitter scousers think I stay up so late “frothing”, “chomping at the bit” “getting emotional” but in reality I live on the pacific time zone so their version of late is my afternoon.

But a species who doesn’t know anything beyond the dole queue I don’t expect to understand timezones